Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Hard Working Life of the Gundam Pilots ❯ If Only Baywatch Had This... ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Yasashii 
I would have watched that show if it was anything like this...*drools on her keyboard, but quickly wipes it up*...I didn't do anything...hehe...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
I would have watched that show if it was anything like this...*drools on her keyboard, but quickly wipes it up*...I didn't do anything...hehe...
Anime/Manga: Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.29.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 236 | Status: Completed
The Hard Working of the Gundam Pilots 06
by: Yasashii
Disclaimers: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalthecharactersdon'tbelongtomealalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalaladon 'tsuemelalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
NOTE: Let's see here- what am I forgetting? Oh yeah, the plot set up! Um, this one centers
around Zechs and Noin. Don't count on romance, I'm not a mushy-lovey-dovey person! Viel spass!
~Yasashii ;)
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06-The Fan Girls' Obssession for Today
It is a blisteringly hot day in the Bahamas. The sands on the beaches are warm and the
water is blessedly cool. 'Twould be a shame if somebody got blown out to sea or drowned, now
wouldn't it? That's what the world created lifeguards for! Look, here comes one now. It's......
..................................Zechs Merquise! Yes, he's the main lifeguard on a certain
tropical beach out there somewhere(A.N.- I'm gonna have a field day with this=)). He was perched
on one of those high white chairs with his long, platinum blonde hair slightly blowing in the
breeze and his bangs hung in front of his gorgeous ice blue eyes. Plus, he was wearing those cute
little red trunks all the lifeguards wear! He has quite a good tan(if I do say so myself) and his
own personal female fan club. They were a big problem, because every time he tried to do his job,
there they were, just waiting for the opportunity to jump him. Let's just say that he didn't want
to get out of his chair anytime soon. He was half asleep when the smell of smoke alerted him.
Zechs: What the hell...(looks down and sees 20 girls with torches trying to burn the chair down)
This is not good. Get away bit-I mean--ladies. I have a job to do!(the girls only giggle as they
keep burning the chair)Kso!
Zechs frantically looks around to find a way out of this terrible circumstance. To find
that there is no way out, Zechs looks up at a nonexistent camera and holds up a little sign that
has "HELP!" written on it. A cracking sound is heard and the chair leans far to the right.
Another "crack!" and the chair falls dangerously forward and off falls Zechs. The next few
minutes are spent trying to disentangle himself from the vultures people like to call
'single women.'
Behind a nearby tree, Lucrezia Noin is watching as Zechs tries to walk down the beach, but
finds it extremely difficult when women are attatched around his waist, on both arms, on his neck,
and clinging to both legs. Noin is laughing her ass off, so to speak.
Zechs: Kisaamaaaa!!!(he falls over and Noin laughs harder)
Noin: This is so frigging hilarious!(Lady Une walks up behind her and smacks her in the head)
Une: Hey! This is no laughing matter! He needs help!
Noin: How about this?(snickers as she holds up a crowbar)
Une: (as if she hadn't heard Noin) I don't think I've ever seen such a big pile of women before.
(Noin eyes Une strangely) Just look at that, it's disgusting!(Noin eyes pile) And to think
they're probably all groping him this very minute.(Noin's face turns red with jealousy. The
flames leap in her eyes as she thinks of popping off all their pretty little heads, one by one)
Hey, do you think he can breathe under there?
Noin:(she's lost it) Outta my way, I have a lifeguard I have to save!(marches over to pile and
begins throwing women around like rocks)
As Noin is 'combing' through the pile, a gasping noise is heard followed by one hand at
the bottom of the pile. Noin grabs the hand and tugs with all her might. Out pops Zechs!
Noin hoists him over her shoulder Tarzan style and runs off before the mob can recover.
Noin:(As she's running) Some lifeguard YOU are. You can't even save yourself!
Zechs: Could've, if you'd given me a couple more seconds. Uh, Noin, could you put me down now?
Noin:(blushes as she realizes that they were on the opposite side of the beach and she was still
carrying him) Oh, right.(dumps him in a heap on the sand)
Zechs:(leaps up and runs around screaming) Ow! A crab bit me! You put me down on a crab and it
bit me in the butt! Owowowowowowoweeeee!
Noin:(laughs) You're just not cut out for this job, are you?(falls over with laughter when Zechs
accidentally steps on a little girls' sand castle)
Zechs looks down sheepishly at his foot, which was imbedded in the castle. Look at it
this way, it now has a permanent sun roof! ANYWAY, he was still stinging from embarrassment, or
was it the crab bite? as he scanned the beach to make sure that not very many people were
watching. The sound of Noin's laughter catches his attention and his head swings around to look
at her. It's a classic picture, she was on her back, hugging her arms across her stomach, and her
legs were kicking up into the air. She was laughing so hard that she was crying. He stalked over
to her. As his shadow fell over her, Noin looked up at him. He wasn't smiling, but she saw the
unmistakeable light in his eyes that told her he was up to something.
Noin: Zechs, what are you.....
Before she can say anything more, he picked her up and headed toward the surf. Needless
to say, Noin freaked.
Noin: No! What do you think you're doing!(tries to climb up onto his shoulders) You big oaf, put
me down! No! Not in the water!
Zechs: You haven't apologized.(keeps walking as Noin begins laughing and yelling frantically at
the same time)
Noin: Okay, okay, I apologize for laughing at your misfortune!(Zechs stops) Now, put me down!
(Zechs lifts her over his head and tosses her into the surf. She resurfaces, sputtering) HEY!
What did you do that for, you big jerk?
Zechs: You didn't say please.(Noin glares at him)
Suddenly, everything became deathly silent. Noin and Zechs looked at the sand, which was
beginning to vibrate. They could faintly hear screaming and a long way down the beach was a huge
dust cloud. The fan girls were coming for him. Noin saw Zechs quickly looking for a place to
hide. She followed his gaze: There were prickly bushes off to his left, an ice cream cart to his
right, and there was a shrimp boat sailing in the distance. Then he looked directly at Noin with
those beautiful eyes, and jumped into the water.
Noin: What are you DOING!
Zechs: Just stay there and don't move.
Before she could say anything more, Zechs dipped beneath the surface of the water. The
screams of the fan girls were coming closer.........and closer.................
Noin: AAAAHHHHH!!!(looks down and barely sees that Zechs has taken hold of her legs and was
hugging them for dear life)
The fan girls show up, carrying chains, torches, and ropes with a crazed look in their
eyes. They look rather confused at the fact that all they find is a woman standing stock still in
chest deep water. They look on as her eyes widen slightly and then she begins whistling and
bathing. A rubber ducky appears out of nowhere and the strange woman(Noin)picks it up hastily,
squeaks it a couple times and looks at the group giving them a big, cheesy smile.
Fan Girl #1: Umm.......excuse me, miss.........um, have you, by any chance, seen a lifeguard with
platinum blonde hair and blue eyes around here?
Noin: Nope! I've just been here.......taking my.........taking...my....bath!
Fan Girl #2: In your swimsuit?
Noin: Well, I.....was.....just, umm, playing with.....my rubber ducky! His name is George and, I,
uh....like....to...talk to him!(begins babbling at
'George')
Fan Girl #1: Well, if you see him let us know.(they all run like a bat out of hell in the
direction they came from)
Noin: Whew.
Zechs pokes half of his head out of the water. His wet hair sticks to his face as his
eyes scan the beach wearily for the crazed fan girls. Then, seeing that they are gone, stands
proudly as he has evaded the dreaded menaces. Noin pushes him back into the water and begins
splashing him. He regains his balance and a splashing war begins. We pull back from the scene to
avoid getting water on this very expensive camera lens and come back later to a sweet moment on
the beach as the two watch the sunset. Zechs leans over and whispers in her ear. She blushes,
and turns to face him. His face inches towards hers, her eyes drift shut,........and the camera
unexpectedly swings away. The camera bobs up and down, as if someone is walking. The object of
the camera's affection seems to be a rather large chocolate cake sitting on top of a picnic basket.
The person behind the camera forgets that they have to take the camera away from their face before
stuffing their face in something, and the lens is soon covered in chocolate frosting.
Yasashii: Duoooo! ACK!(seeing the frosted lens) You imbecile! I paid good money for that cake,
and the camera, but you made an indentation in MY CAKE!(leaps at Duo, making the screen fuzzy, so
the rest is audio only)
Duo: Heero-chan!!! Help meeeee!!
Yasashii: Heero won't be able to tell what the hell you are after I'm finished with you!
Heero: Stop chasing MY Duo, Yasashii, or I'll shoot you!(all three are yelling at each other,
presumably in a three way chase)
Zechs: Hey! What happened to us!? This is supposed to be all about me!
Noin: Who says? I'm the one who saved your butt more than once, pal.
Zechs: The title clearly states that this story is about a pilot.
Noin: I AM a pilot, you dolt.(they begin arguing about who the star is)
Wufei: Stupid people. Why can't they learn to shut off the recording button?
(screen goes blank............................)
End... ..................until the next chapter
I was probably on caffeine when I wrote this. Don't worry about it.
~Yasashii ;)
by: Yasashii
Disclaimers: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal alalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalthecharactersdon'tbelongtomealalalalal alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalaladon 'tsuemelalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
NOTE: Let's see here- what am I forgetting? Oh yeah, the plot set up! Um, this one centers
around Zechs and Noin. Don't count on romance, I'm not a mushy-lovey-dovey person! Viel spass!
~Yasashii ;)
*************************************************************** ****************
06-The Fan Girls' Obssession for Today
It is a blisteringly hot day in the Bahamas. The sands on the beaches are warm and the
water is blessedly cool. 'Twould be a shame if somebody got blown out to sea or drowned, now
wouldn't it? That's what the world created lifeguards for! Look, here comes one now. It's......
..................................Zechs Merquise! Yes, he's the main lifeguard on a certain
tropical beach out there somewhere(A.N.- I'm gonna have a field day with this=)). He was perched
on one of those high white chairs with his long, platinum blonde hair slightly blowing in the
breeze and his bangs hung in front of his gorgeous ice blue eyes. Plus, he was wearing those cute
little red trunks all the lifeguards wear! He has quite a good tan(if I do say so myself) and his
own personal female fan club. They were a big problem, because every time he tried to do his job,
there they were, just waiting for the opportunity to jump him. Let's just say that he didn't want
to get out of his chair anytime soon. He was half asleep when the smell of smoke alerted him.
Zechs: What the hell...(looks down and sees 20 girls with torches trying to burn the chair down)
This is not good. Get away bit-I mean--ladies. I have a job to do!(the girls only giggle as they
keep burning the chair)Kso!
Zechs frantically looks around to find a way out of this terrible circumstance. To find
that there is no way out, Zechs looks up at a nonexistent camera and holds up a little sign that
has "HELP!" written on it. A cracking sound is heard and the chair leans far to the right.
Another "crack!" and the chair falls dangerously forward and off falls Zechs. The next few
minutes are spent trying to disentangle himself from the vultures people like to call
'single women.'
Behind a nearby tree, Lucrezia Noin is watching as Zechs tries to walk down the beach, but
finds it extremely difficult when women are attatched around his waist, on both arms, on his neck,
and clinging to both legs. Noin is laughing her ass off, so to speak.
Zechs: Kisaamaaaa!!!(he falls over and Noin laughs harder)
Noin: This is so frigging hilarious!(Lady Une walks up behind her and smacks her in the head)
Une: Hey! This is no laughing matter! He needs help!
Noin: How about this?(snickers as she holds up a crowbar)
Une: (as if she hadn't heard Noin) I don't think I've ever seen such a big pile of women before.
(Noin eyes Une strangely) Just look at that, it's disgusting!(Noin eyes pile) And to think
they're probably all groping him this very minute.(Noin's face turns red with jealousy. The
flames leap in her eyes as she thinks of popping off all their pretty little heads, one by one)
Hey, do you think he can breathe under there?
Noin:(she's lost it) Outta my way, I have a lifeguard I have to save!(marches over to pile and
begins throwing women around like rocks)
As Noin is 'combing' through the pile, a gasping noise is heard followed by one hand at
the bottom of the pile. Noin grabs the hand and tugs with all her might. Out pops Zechs!
Noin hoists him over her shoulder Tarzan style and runs off before the mob can recover.
Noin:(As she's running) Some lifeguard YOU are. You can't even save yourself!
Zechs: Could've, if you'd given me a couple more seconds. Uh, Noin, could you put me down now?
Noin:(blushes as she realizes that they were on the opposite side of the beach and she was still
carrying him) Oh, right.(dumps him in a heap on the sand)
Zechs:(leaps up and runs around screaming) Ow! A crab bit me! You put me down on a crab and it
bit me in the butt! Owowowowowowoweeeee!
Noin:(laughs) You're just not cut out for this job, are you?(falls over with laughter when Zechs
accidentally steps on a little girls' sand castle)
Zechs looks down sheepishly at his foot, which was imbedded in the castle. Look at it
this way, it now has a permanent sun roof! ANYWAY, he was still stinging from embarrassment, or
was it the crab bite? as he scanned the beach to make sure that not very many people were
watching. The sound of Noin's laughter catches his attention and his head swings around to look
at her. It's a classic picture, she was on her back, hugging her arms across her stomach, and her
legs were kicking up into the air. She was laughing so hard that she was crying. He stalked over
to her. As his shadow fell over her, Noin looked up at him. He wasn't smiling, but she saw the
unmistakeable light in his eyes that told her he was up to something.
Noin: Zechs, what are you.....
Before she can say anything more, he picked her up and headed toward the surf. Needless
to say, Noin freaked.
Noin: No! What do you think you're doing!(tries to climb up onto his shoulders) You big oaf, put
me down! No! Not in the water!
Zechs: You haven't apologized.(keeps walking as Noin begins laughing and yelling frantically at
the same time)
Noin: Okay, okay, I apologize for laughing at your misfortune!(Zechs stops) Now, put me down!
(Zechs lifts her over his head and tosses her into the surf. She resurfaces, sputtering) HEY!
What did you do that for, you big jerk?
Zechs: You didn't say please.(Noin glares at him)
Suddenly, everything became deathly silent. Noin and Zechs looked at the sand, which was
beginning to vibrate. They could faintly hear screaming and a long way down the beach was a huge
dust cloud. The fan girls were coming for him. Noin saw Zechs quickly looking for a place to
hide. She followed his gaze: There were prickly bushes off to his left, an ice cream cart to his
right, and there was a shrimp boat sailing in the distance. Then he looked directly at Noin with
those beautiful eyes, and jumped into the water.
Noin: What are you DOING!
Zechs: Just stay there and don't move.
Before she could say anything more, Zechs dipped beneath the surface of the water. The
screams of the fan girls were coming closer.........and closer.................
Noin: AAAAHHHHH!!!(looks down and barely sees that Zechs has taken hold of her legs and was
hugging them for dear life)
The fan girls show up, carrying chains, torches, and ropes with a crazed look in their
eyes. They look rather confused at the fact that all they find is a woman standing stock still in
chest deep water. They look on as her eyes widen slightly and then she begins whistling and
bathing. A rubber ducky appears out of nowhere and the strange woman(Noin)picks it up hastily,
squeaks it a couple times and looks at the group giving them a big, cheesy smile.
Fan Girl #1: Umm.......excuse me, miss.........um, have you, by any chance, seen a lifeguard with
platinum blonde hair and blue eyes around here?
Noin: Nope! I've just been here.......taking my.........taking...my....bath!
Fan Girl #2: In your swimsuit?
Noin: Well, I.....was.....just, umm, playing with.....my rubber ducky! His name is George and, I,
uh....like....to...talk to him!(begins babbling at
'George')
Fan Girl #1: Well, if you see him let us know.(they all run like a bat out of hell in the
direction they came from)
Noin: Whew.
Zechs pokes half of his head out of the water. His wet hair sticks to his face as his
eyes scan the beach wearily for the crazed fan girls. Then, seeing that they are gone, stands
proudly as he has evaded the dreaded menaces. Noin pushes him back into the water and begins
splashing him. He regains his balance and a splashing war begins. We pull back from the scene to
avoid getting water on this very expensive camera lens and come back later to a sweet moment on
the beach as the two watch the sunset. Zechs leans over and whispers in her ear. She blushes,
and turns to face him. His face inches towards hers, her eyes drift shut,........and the camera
unexpectedly swings away. The camera bobs up and down, as if someone is walking. The object of
the camera's affection seems to be a rather large chocolate cake sitting on top of a picnic basket.
The person behind the camera forgets that they have to take the camera away from their face before
stuffing their face in something, and the lens is soon covered in chocolate frosting.
Yasashii: Duoooo! ACK!(seeing the frosted lens) You imbecile! I paid good money for that cake,
and the camera, but you made an indentation in MY CAKE!(leaps at Duo, making the screen fuzzy, so
the rest is audio only)
Duo: Heero-chan!!! Help meeeee!!
Yasashii: Heero won't be able to tell what the hell you are after I'm finished with you!
Heero: Stop chasing MY Duo, Yasashii, or I'll shoot you!(all three are yelling at each other,
presumably in a three way chase)
Zechs: Hey! What happened to us!? This is supposed to be all about me!
Noin: Who says? I'm the one who saved your butt more than once, pal.
Zechs: The title clearly states that this story is about a pilot.
Noin: I AM a pilot, you dolt.(they begin arguing about who the star is)
Wufei: Stupid people. Why can't they learn to shut off the recording button?
(screen goes blank............................)
End... ..................until the next chapter
I was probably on caffeine when I wrote this. Don't worry about it.
~Yasashii ;)