Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Wills of the Gundam Pilots ❯ The Will of Trowa Barton ( Chapter 3 )

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Wow, I'm ramming these out… That's all I have to say… besides that I'm rubbing off of Trowa and flames aren't acceptable… They'll once again burn



Wow, I'm ramming these out… That's all I have to say… besides that I'm rubbing off of Trowa and flames aren't acceptable… They'll once again burn.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the ability to burn flames and humiliate characters owned by wealthy companies. ^^;;

The Will of Trowa Barton
By Kaen-chan ^-^v

… I've departed this world of endless chatter for another place than stay with all you brainless twits…. I have blessed silence now… …
… (translation: I laugh at you)
… (translation: Ha, ha, ha)
… (translation: Ha, ha, ha)
… (translation: Ha, ha, ha)
My few belongings are to be distributed as the following shows:

I donate my hair to science… However it may not be separated from the body. Warning, give it to those ……kamikaze scientists … … and my ghost shall haunt you for eternity…

To Heero, I leave my turtlenecks and pants. If you're able to fit into spandex, you're able to wear them. You need turtle necks… Tank tops in winter is a bad idea… Even though you have lived as you are for seventeen years…

Duo… Silence is Golden…

To Quatre, arigatou for standing by my side as I endured nights of incessant chatter with Maxwell. I leave with you, Catherine… Having already 29 sisters and adding one more won't hurt. Caution: She doesn't like Barbie… she likes Fridays. Fridays are silhouette nights. You'll need to supply her with at least 16 steak knives… for obvious reasons…

I leave with you Wufei, Lion-san. You need to learn humiliation… Feed him 60 pounds of meat each day… It's not a lot after he mauls you around {credit to Dekiru ^-^}

And Relena… GO TO H*LL YOU FREAK!!! I leave you my Slim fast… For obvious reasons again… I've noticed that you still have baby fat. {Honto! (truthfully!) In the first episode, her position of looking after Heero suggested baby fat!}

And now I'm going to enjoy this utopia…
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~ Owari ~

Osu! Yosh, if any of you were wondering, no, the previous repetitions weren't typos. They were done intentionally. ^-^ Next up, Quatre's will!… This will be interesting because of all that money and relatives ^-^v Ja ne!