InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / FLCL Fan Fiction ❯ I'm as confused as you are ❯ That's a cool vespa ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
So, what I miss? Oh yeah. Crazy Kaluki girl right?

Kaluki: What?

Um...nothing!

Kaluki: That's right wuss!

T_T

Kaluki: Wuss.

Yes master. *Totally screwed*

Kaluki: Go on. I'm about to make my speech.

Oh yeah!

Kaluki: As I was saying, you are all here for one reason.

Everybody: What?

Kaluki: SHUT UP WUSSES!

Everybody: Yes master. *Scared out of their souls*

Kaluki:-_-;

Haruko: I have a few questions. One, who are you? Two, ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE?!? And three, are we having lunch afterwards?

Kaluki: You'll find out, NO!!!, and why not?

Everyone: YAY! LUNCH!

Kaluki: Idiots.

=FLCL=

Mamimi: Hello? Takkun? Canti?

=Earth=

Naota: This sucks.

InuYasha: You're telling me! I still had half a cup of ramen left! WHY?!? *Cries*

Kagome: *Sigh* Have some more.

InuYasha: WHY BUHHDA WHY!?! I HATE YOU!!! I RENOUNCE MY RELIGI-What?

Kagome: Go ahead.

InuYasha: THANK YOU!!! T_T I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN MY LIFE!

Kagome: It'll take 3 minutes...

InuYashaWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! *Resumes crying*

Kaluki: Weapons. On the table.

Everybody: *Places weapons on table*

Kaluki: *Uses magic to fuse them*

Everybody:@_@ Umm...

Kaluki: Mine! Yay!

Weapon: *Looks like a vespa with swords, blades, and staffs sticking out of the front, a crossbow on the steering wheel, and a large boomerang as a shield on the front. And a bass guitar attached by a chain to the side.*

Everybody: HOLY ****!

Kaluki: Follow me! *Rides Vespa*