InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ Le Spindleish! The w00tness! The horror...dum, dum, dun... ( Chapter 8 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Anaki Of The Blood Wolves 
Only that you read!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 605 | Visits: 212 | Status: Work In Progress
Only that you read!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.14.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 605 | Visits: 212 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.
Author Note: Ahem...um...disregard the last chappie, my annoying muse interfered....he's bound and gagged now though! ^^
Chapter Eight: Le Spindleish! The w00tness! The horror...dum, dum, dun...
The bacon ran on two legs, away from the fork and the spoon.
"I am not edible!" it screamed. "I am an intelligent lifeform!!!" He was promptly eaten, for intelligence did not exist in this realm of madness.
The Madhater was here too, munching on one of Wonka's chocolate teacups and having a grand time. "I say Mr. Wonka, this is the best one I've had yet, I may even let you down from over that tub of acid if you sell me an Oompaa-Loompaa!"
Wonka, currently hanging onto a rope for dear life, says no.
"Veddy well den Mr. Wonka, you vill die." MH says, shooting the rope.
"Noooooooo!" Wonka was eaten by the acid.
Blip! The television was turned off.
Everyone: Awwwww! It was getting to the good part!!!!
S.W.D: But look! A shiny spindle! -zoomed in on spindle-
Everyone: Sure...and pigs eat grass and can fly to the moon...
S.W.D: -turns on the telly-
Telly Dude #6.0: I don't want a number! Nooo! -goes nuts and jumps out of the 6,909,989,979,948,059,259,458,588,545,648,548,580,584th window-
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -takes breath- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-reads paper-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh-shaves-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h-makes dinner and eats-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-watches and boos Tampa Bay in a football game-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-sleeps, wakes up, scratches butt, gets dressed, and drinks coffee-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -lands on a soft comfortable couch, has heart attack and dies-
Telly Dude #6.1*5 to the 39,777,098 power: Well....since our previous annoucer died a horrible, yet fualarious death by soft cushion. I will be taking over from here on out. We have breaking news! A pig....eats grass for the first time, and gives milk similar to cows, also in related news: The three little pigs themselves have landed on the moon and have made the saddest looking straw house known to man! Will they survive the dreaded....moon wolf?
Three Little Pigs: Bring it on b**tch! We got dog treats!
Telly Dude #6.1*5 to the 39,777,098 power: And there you have it!
S.W.D: -turns off telly-
Everyone: -wide-eyed- Whoa....fuh-reakin' awesome!
S.W.D: Haha! Now touch the spindle! It beckons you all....
Kikyo appears out of nowhere.
Everyone: SHE MUST BURN!!!!!!!! -pick her up and throw her onto a pyre loaded with kerosene-
W00t!
Kikyo: -is burned-
S.W.D: Are you gonna touch the spindle or not?!
Everyone: Noooo!
S.W.D: So unloved... T_T
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Anaki: -sigh- I'm tapped for ideas here ppl! -cries hopelessly- Writer's Block is devouring my mind! Noooo!
RC#16: Ahahahahahaha! Liar!
Anaki: -laughs- Okay...you got me, it's just laziness on my part...and too much schoolwork....
Kaja: My cuz will update after a short Christmas break, therefore, you will be left with an evil cliffie possibly until January...
Readers: NOOOOOOOO!
Flamey: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, review our lovely fic, we will love you forever and give you a peppermint stick! Ooooooh! R-e-view, r-e-view, r-e-e-e-view!
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.
Author Note: Ahem...um...disregard the last chappie, my annoying muse interfered....he's bound and gagged now though! ^^
Chapter Eight: Le Spindleish! The w00tness! The horror...dum, dum, dun...
The bacon ran on two legs, away from the fork and the spoon.
"I am not edible!" it screamed. "I am an intelligent lifeform!!!" He was promptly eaten, for intelligence did not exist in this realm of madness.
The Madhater was here too, munching on one of Wonka's chocolate teacups and having a grand time. "I say Mr. Wonka, this is the best one I've had yet, I may even let you down from over that tub of acid if you sell me an Oompaa-Loompaa!"
Wonka, currently hanging onto a rope for dear life, says no.
"Veddy well den Mr. Wonka, you vill die." MH says, shooting the rope.
"Noooooooo!" Wonka was eaten by the acid.
Blip! The television was turned off.
Everyone: Awwwww! It was getting to the good part!!!!
S.W.D: But look! A shiny spindle! -zoomed in on spindle-
Everyone: Sure...and pigs eat grass and can fly to the moon...
S.W.D: -turns on the telly-
Telly Dude #6.0: I don't want a number! Nooo! -goes nuts and jumps out of the 6,909,989,979,948,059,259,458,588,545,648,548,580,584th window-
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -takes breath- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-reads paper-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh-shaves-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h-makes dinner and eats-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-watches and boos Tampa Bay in a football game-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-sleeps, wakes up, scratches butt, gets dressed, and drinks coffee-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -lands on a soft comfortable couch, has heart attack and dies-
Telly Dude #6.1*5 to the 39,777,098 power: Well....since our previous annoucer died a horrible, yet fualarious death by soft cushion. I will be taking over from here on out. We have breaking news! A pig....eats grass for the first time, and gives milk similar to cows, also in related news: The three little pigs themselves have landed on the moon and have made the saddest looking straw house known to man! Will they survive the dreaded....moon wolf?
Three Little Pigs: Bring it on b**tch! We got dog treats!
Telly Dude #6.1*5 to the 39,777,098 power: And there you have it!
S.W.D: -turns off telly-
Everyone: -wide-eyed- Whoa....fuh-reakin' awesome!
S.W.D: Haha! Now touch the spindle! It beckons you all....
Kikyo appears out of nowhere.
Everyone: SHE MUST BURN!!!!!!!! -pick her up and throw her onto a pyre loaded with kerosene-
W00t!
Kikyo: -is burned-
S.W.D: Are you gonna touch the spindle or not?!
Everyone: Noooo!
S.W.D: So unloved... T_T
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anaki: -sigh- I'm tapped for ideas here ppl! -cries hopelessly- Writer's Block is devouring my mind! Noooo!
RC#16: Ahahahahahaha! Liar!
Anaki: -laughs- Okay...you got me, it's just laziness on my part...and too much schoolwork....
Kaja: My cuz will update after a short Christmas break, therefore, you will be left with an evil cliffie possibly until January...
Readers: NOOOOOOOO!
Flamey: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, review our lovely fic, we will love you forever and give you a peppermint stick! Ooooooh! R-e-view, r-e-view, r-e-e-e-view!