InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Inuyasha Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 7 )

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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here today is Inuyasha! Please welcome, Inuyasha to the studio!
Inuyasha: *Walks out* Hi...
Kisa: Ok, now i'm gonna let three people from the audience ask yuo a question. Anyone?
Keade: Ooo Oooo me me!!! I wanna ask something!!

Inuyasha: -_-' Shut up you old hag...

Kisa: Now, Now... be nice...

Keade: Do you strip?

Inuyasha: O_O

Kisa: Um..

Keade: I can... I was in the club with some guy named Raizen... and he taught me how to strip!

Inuyasha: You are a old hag. Old hags don't strip...

Kisa: Really... Kagome would probably be a better striper than you.

Inuyasha: WHAT?!

Kagome: No no! I'm not like that!!

Kisa: Suuuure next person that wants to ask!!

Miroku: Kisa! Will you bare my children?

Inuyasha: -_-'

Kisa: -'_'- Ah! *blushes majorly*

Inuyasha: Stupid monk. He asks everyone he meets thats a girl.

Kisa: I'm flattered Miroku but.. no. I don't bare peoples children.

Inuyasha: Eh...

Kisa: Next person.

Yusuke: Me! Me!

Inuyasha: Ugh...

Kisa: Yusuke! ^_^ Hello, whats your question?

Yusuke: Why do you have cat ears?

Inuyasha: O_O Cat ears??!! -_-*

Kisa: Yusuke, you shouldn't have said that!!

Inuyasha: I'll show you cat ears! *punches Yusuke's lights out*

Kisa: Oh boy...

Inuyasha: *Jumps back on stage* Stupid guy...

Kisa: Okay... Inuyasha guess what?

Inuyasha: Hm?

Kisa: You have a fan.

Inuyasha: So...

Kisa: Well her name is Raye maru.

Inuyasha: Ok.

Kisa: And she said... Quote "he is sooooo friggin hot, and SEXY!!!!" Unquote

Inuyasha: O.o...

Kisa: She also said you are the sexiest person in the world.

Inuyasha: Good for her.

Kisa: Well, aren't we cranky...

Inuyasha: Hmf...

Kisa: Want some ramen noodles?

Inuyasha: *ears perk up* Huh?

Kisa: Ramen noodles?

Inuyasha: ^_^ Yea! *drools*

Kisa: Ok... *gets some noodles and puts old molded bread in it*

Inuyasha: *WAITS* Hmmm....

Kisa: *gives him the noodles* Here ya go!

Inuyasha: *snatches them from her* Hm? Why is there white chunks in it?

Kisa: It's chicken.

Inuyasha: *raises eyebrow and sniffs it* Bla... it stinks!

Kisa: Just eat it. It's good!

Inuyasha: You eat it first.

Kisa: O.o Um... no.. there yours!

Inuyasha: *Pokes the mold*

Mold: *growls and blinks*

Inuyasha: Uh... the green and blue stuff winked at me!

Kisa: O_O You.. you mean it's.. a-alive?!?!

Inuyasha: It growled!

Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!

Inuyasha: WHAT??!!

Kisa: IT BIT ME!

Inuyasha: o.O Gah! *throws it*

Kikyou: Whats this? *eats it* Hm... *dies*

Kisa: Um...

Inuyasha: Kikyou!!!

Kisa: It's just a dead person...

Inuyasha: It was Kikyou!!

Kisa: So?

Inuyasha: That doesn't bother you that you have a dumpster full of dead people and the noodles barked?

Kisa: No..

Inuyasha: O.o

Kisa: We get wierd things here everyday.

Inuyasha: Did it bother you when Keade stripped?

Kisa: No. If you think that was bad... you should have been here when Raizen stripped.

Inuyasha: Who?

Kisa: *grabbs a tape and pops it in* Watch.

Inuyasha: Hmm..
Raizen: No you moron! They don't like like this. *licks finger and put it on his ass makeing a pttss sound*Kisa: O_OYusuke: Um...Raizen: *starts striping as he names the items* I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my bra,Kisa: He has a bra?Yusuke: I didn't know that!Raizen: I'm to sexy for my pants, to sexy-Kisa: O_OYusuke: I am offically unrelated to you!Raizen: -for my my thong...Kisa: OH MYGOD! STOP!Yusuke: o_oKisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!Kisa: *points to Raizen who is now naked*Yusuke: Ewww! He's doing the booty pop!
Kisa: *Stops tape* See.

Inuyasha: *falls over*

Kisa: Hah... oh well were out of time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!



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