InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Kouga Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 11 )

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Disclamer: I do not and will not ever own any of the characters in this fan fiction. I do own Kisa-chan and thats it.

Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters
from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it
with a smile! My first guest here is Kouga! Please welcome, Kouga to the
studio!

Kouga: *walks out*

Kisa: Hey Kouga! How are you?

Kouga: Fine.

Kisa: Can I tell you something?

Kouga: What?

Kisa: I hurt Kagome...

Kouga: HOW?!

Kisa: O_O I threw a tiny rock at her head.

Kouga: Tiny?

Kisa: Yea...

Kouga: Huh?

Kisa: Ok it was big.

Kouga: O_O Why did you do that?

Kisa: I tried to throw it at a guy named Joey and she got in the way.

Kouga: Right...

Kisa: Ok I just randomly threw it and it it her.

Kouga: >.< Why do you keep lying?!

Kisa: I'm not!

Kouga: You just did!

Kisa: So...

Kouga: Grr...

Kisa: Have you ever had sex with Kagome?

Kouga: Uh...

Kisa: O.o

Kouga: No...

Kisa: Would you get mad if I told you Inuyasha did?

Kouga: WHAT?!

Kisa: I was just testing!!

Kouga: You better be!

Kisa: Heh... heh... ok... Why do you have a sword?

Kouga: Because I need it.

Kisa: But you never use it.

Kouga: Yes I do-.....wait... nevermind....

Kisa: ^_^ See...

Kouga: Yea... What ever.

Kisa: No... see?

Kouga: See what?

Kisa: That on your shirt.

Kouga: *looks down* No.

Kisa: *Pokes him in the eye with her finger* Ha ha! Just kidding!

Kouga: >.<

Kisa: You don't have a shirt on.

Kouga: Shut up!

Kisa: You are so stupid!

Kouga: -_-'

Kisa: *put a cone shaped hat that says 'dunce' on it.

Kouga: O_O Stop!

Kisa: Ha!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!

Kouga: >.< Stop laughing at me!!

Kisa: Haaa ha ha!!!

Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!

Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...

Kisa: *lol* He is... try interviewing him.

Kouga: You did.

Kisa: Yea.

Kouga: ...

Kisa: But I'm asking the people here, haven't you noticed...

Kouga: Uh...

Kisa: SHUT UP!!!!

Kouga: OK!! OK!! DAMN...

Kisa: ...Haven't you noticed that I have surprised every person I have interviewed?

Kouga: Uh... no?

Kisa: You weren't here stupid!

Kouga: Oh yea!!

Kisa: Look... I have surprised everyone!

~Kisa: Ok.. have you ever seen Shuuichi naked?
Youko: O_O NO!~

~Kisa: How would you know? Mukuro could have raped you.
Hiei: O_O w-what?~

~Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!
Inuyasha: WHAT??!!~

~Kisa: I know. I was just messin you stupid butt face!
Yami: O.o Riiight... Do you mind if i say something?~

~Kisa: What about oral sex with him?
Kaiba: O.O No...~

~Kisa: Because he doesn't know me.
Kuwabara: O_O~

~Miroku: She wont get pregnate!
Kisa: O.O You have?~

~Kisa: Ok. *Kicks Sesshoumaru's butt and he flies off the stage*
Sesshoumaru: O_O AHH! *flies to the ground* UMPF.~

~Kisa: This! *grabs a sword and points it to his arms*
Joey: O.O OK OK!!! I GIVE!!!~

~Kisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!
Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!~

Kouga: DAMN!


Kisa: Yea.. and I forgot one.

Kouga: Huh? Let me see.

Kisa: Ok!

~Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!
Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...~

Kouga: Uhhh....

Kisa: Well we are WAY past our time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!

~Curtons Closed~