InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Well, this was random... ❯ Hmm... DDR isnt that expensive!.... Is it? ( Chapter 2 )

Bloodberry: Time for chapter two! Today we have guests. I think theyre staying with us for a while….

 

Bakura: I hate you.

 

Bloodberry: No you don't! You love me!

 

Ryou: He doesn't want to admit it.

 

Bakura: *glares at Ryou*

 

Bloodberry: Oh yeah! Malik is the hikari, just to clear up confusion. R means evil for the Ishtars! Where did that come from…?

 

Bakura: I don't know…

 

Paratroopa!

 

Paratroopa: Right. Fox_Girl owns none of this stuff. The end.

 

------Back at Dartz's house…------

 

Dartz: Raphael!

 

Raphael: *asleep on the couch after watching Chobits nonstop for four hours*

 

Dartz: RAPHAEL!

 

Raphael: *wakes up, spluttering* Yes, Master Dartz?

 

Dartz: I need you to bring me that Bloodberry girl.

 

Raphael: Agreed. How am I supposed to get in, though?

 

Dartz: I don't know! Just do something!

 

Raphael: You leave me no choice. *dresses up like Valon*

 

-----At Bloodberry's house….------

 

Bloodberry: And this is how you use machine guns!

 

Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru: *look at her quizzically*

 

Miroku: We don't have those in our time.

 

Anzu: *pops out of nowhere* OH! Are you friends? *points at Miroku and Inu Yasha*

 

Miroku: Uhm…. Yes?

 

Anzu: Well, you should! Cause friends are friends and friends are good and I love friends because friends are good and you should always have friends because friends are nice to you and share their pocky and other stuff! FRIENDS! YAY!

 

Bloodberry: Hey! I thought I killed you!

 

Anzu: Yeah well too bad for you. Youre not my friend.

 

Bloodberry: I don't want to be! *chars her with a flamethrower* *throws the now burnt up Anzu into a pit full of demons*

 

Demons: *wont eat her*

 

Bloodberry: Aw, fuck. *shoots her again* Bakura, I'm out of bullets.

 

Bakura: *hands her another fully loaded machine gun*

 

Bloodberry: *finishes off the job* Maybe she'll stay dead this time. *cremates Anzu's body*

 

*Suddenly, a knock on the door.*

 

Bloodberry: *answers* :D VALON!

 

Valon: I'm already here. That's Raphael.

 

Raphael: Aw, you ruined it!

 

Bloodberry: *closes the door in his face*

 

Raphael: *still standing in front of the closed door* Aw, what am I gonna tell Master Dartz? *walks back to DOOM Headquarters sullenly*

 

-----When Raphael gets back to headquarters…..-------

 

Raphael: *takes of his Valon mask and wig* I knew trying to pretend to be Valon was a bad idea….

 

Dartz and Allister: *dancing furiously*

 

Raphael: I don't want to know….

 

Dartz: *while dancing* *points over to a wall full of guns that do different things to you depending on the bullets* Take the chibi gun.

 

Raphael: What? Are you nuts? Do you know what happened to other fanfics when the characters were chibi-fied?

 

Dartz: Yes, Raphael. But this, I promise, will stupidify them enough to make them forget about us.

 

Raphael: They know us? I thought the authoress only knew Valon.

 

Dartz: She's writing us into this story, isnt she?

 

Raphael: Oh yeah…. *slings the gun over his back* *walks out the door determinedly*

 

-------At Bloodberry's house.------

 

Mandy: *kicks the door in*

 

Bloodberry: Aw, Mandy….

 

Mandy: Sorry, I was pretending it was Tricia….

 

Bloodberry: Well you didn't have to break the door down!

 

Mandy: Oh well. Its done now…

 

Bloodberry: *sighs* This is Mandy-chan. She's staying for a while.

 

Mandy: Yeah! And you better get used to it!

 

Bakura: *walks up to her and pokes her*

 

Mandy: NO! *tries to poke him back*

 

Bakura: *hides behind Bloodberry* You cant get me!

 

-----Above the house….-----

 

Raphael: *on a helicopter* *levels his chibi gun* *shoots*

 

House: *glows blue*

 

Raphael: Shit, I got Valon. Oh well… I'll just not mention it to Master Dartz… *accidentally drops the chibi gun* SHIT! Oh well... We can get another one…

 

-----Back inside, where disaster has obviously struck…-----

 

Bloodberry: Hey! What was that?

 

Bakura: I dunno, but it was pwetty weird… Hey! Why cant I pronounce awes wight?

 

Ryou: Cause you'we chibi!

 

Everyone: *stare*

 

Ryou: Uh oh.

 

Jessie: *falls out of the closet she was hiding in* Hi.

 

Bloodberry: What awe you doing in thewe?

 

Jessie: I dunno. I just decided to spy on you guys!

 

Bloodberry: *sweatdrop* Yeah okay… Anyway, what awe we gonna do now?

 

Malik: We could call Odion!

 

Marik: Yeah! And Isheezu!

 

Malik and Marik: *run to the phone*

 

Ishizu: Hello?

 

Marik: Hi Isheezu we need you to come over!

 

Malik: Yeah! And bwing Odion too!

 

Ishizu: Uhm… okay then. We'll come. And why cant you speak right? Do you both have colds?

 

Malik and Marik: *look at each other, wide-eyed*

 

Malik: No… You'll find out when you get hewe.

 

Ishizu: Okay then..

 

------------Half an hour later….-----------

 

Ishizu: *walks into the room through the doorframe with Odion behind her* So what did you want us fo-----

 

Chibies: *sitting on the couch watching TV, trying to kill each other, or playing hide and seek*

 

Marik: ISHEEZU's HEWE! *dances*

 

Marik and Malik: *rush to see her*

 

Ishizu: How did you become small?

 

Malik: We dunno!

 

Bloodberry: *fights through the mob of chibi bishies* Hewwo.

 

Odion: *bends down and looks her straight in the face* You look like a plushie.

 

Bloodberry: *scratches him with her diminished claws*

 

Odion: Ow!

 

Bloodberry: I'm not a pwushie! Hmph!

 

Ishizu: Uhm, little girl? OH! Youre a kitsune! How adorable!

 

Bloodberry: One more cwack about being cute…. And you'll end up like him. *points to Odion, who is lying on the floor in the fetal position*

 

Ishizu: *sweatdrop*

 

Jessie: Hey! I know you! You'we Isheezu!

 

Ishizu: Yeah…

 

Jessie: You told the futuwe and evewything!

 

Ishizu: Yeah…

 

Jessie: You'we awesome!

 

Malik: Yeah, well she's gotta take cawe of us. Try living with her for years and years!

 

Jessie: O_O

 

-----------Ramen tastes good in the morning.--------------

 

Bloodberry: Well, that's it for chapter two! Heh, next chapter, David comes in. I wont tell you where he was hiding right now, so you'll have to read to find out!

 

Bakura: Bloodberry, shouldn't you say your goodbyes now and stuff?

 

Bloodberry: Oh yeah! Ja, everybody! R&R, please!