InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Well, this was random... ❯ Poking wars are fun.. I guess... ( Chapter 3 )

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While the chibies contemplate being small, Dartz is chibi-fied and David arrives. Too bad he likes to sack people...

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 04.02.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 185 | Status: Completed

Bloodberry: Well, today our beloved chibies will meet another one… And he's quite demented…

David: HEY! I paid you a buck! *scowls*

Bloodberry: And you still owe me three…

Bakura and Ryou: *sweatdrop*

Bloodberry: Anyway… Paratroopa, I need my disclaimer now…

Paratroopa: Right! Fox_Girl doesn't own Barbies, the characters, Love Hina, nothing except her own ideas. The end.

Bloodberry: Oh! I forgot! The answer to my one reviewer….

Sakota: Why does Kai attack you….? I don't think he's like that… Too emotionless, you know. And thanks for the comment!

---------------On with chapter three!------------

David: Hewwo, girls! *tries to be seductive*

Mandy: Its onwy me, Jessie, Kaoru and Bwoodbewwy…

Jessie: YEAH!

David: Aw… Whewe's Sango and Kagome and peoples?

Bloodberry: They wewen't invited. This is a bishie party! ^.^ *slings either arm around Bakura and Valon* But I don't know why you decided to hide in the air vents… That wouldn't work good.

David: Yeah well I don't see you coming up with anything!

Bloodberry: This is my house….

David: Oh…

Bloodberry: Anyway…. This thing wight hewe is David. But you can call him Dave-O.

David: Its Davo!

Bloodberry: Whatevew.

*Knocks at the door again*

Bloodberry: Who is it now? *opens the door* Hi, Dawtz!

Dartz: *thinks* Damn. She remembered me. Do they know they're not supposed to be chibies? *starts talking again* Uhm, Bloodberry? Can you come outside for a little bit?

Bloodberry: Okay! *looks out the door* Its waining.

Dartz: *hands her a raincoat*

Bloodberry: That's a gay waincoat, but anyway… *walks outside with Dartz*

Chibies: *watch them talking*

Valon: Do you think Mastew Dawtz is gonna kidnap hew?

David: *looks at him* You said Mastew?

Valon: Yeah, why?

David: That's cool! n.n

Valon: ^.^

Bloodberry: *runs in the door in her fox form* *hides behind Bakura*

Bakura: Don't wowwy Bwoodbewwy! I'll pwotect you!

Ryou: Don't bothew wif hewoics, Bakuwa.

Bakura: Shut up…

Kaoru: *still hyper* *hasn't noticed everyone's chibi* YAY! PIGS ARE PINK! FOOD IS GOOD!

Dartz: *runs in the room* Where is that infernal fox?! *looks under rocks*

Seto: Why is thewe wocks in Bwoodbewwy's house..?

Yugi: I dunno, but its weiwd….

Mandy and David: *have a poking contest*

Ishizu: *comes out of her new bedroom* O_O SECURITY!

Bloodberry: *comes out of her fox form* Thewe is no secuwity… *scratches Dartz* *sacks him*

David: YAY! SACKING FIGHT! *sacks Dartz too* WHEE! (AN: Little thing for you there, Davo-who-stole-my-anti-kagome-pics…v.v)

Dartz: *gets down into the fetal position, sucking his thumb* T_T IT HURTS!

Ryou, Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha: *come in from outside*

Sesshomaru: Lookie what we found! *brandishes the chibi gun*

Inu Yasha: Yeahy! Lets see what happens when we shoot somebody wif it!

Ryou: Okay! *shoots Dartz*

Dartz: Aw, geez… YOU STUPID IDIOTS! Hey! Its Valon! Hi Valon!

Valon: You wewen't supposed to know I was hewe.. Raphael didn't want you to know.

Raphael: *randomly pops in* You idiot! *leaves*

Dartz: *shakes his chibi fist at Raphael* *plops down on the couch* Whaddo we do now?

David: Pway hide n seek or something… I dunno.

Dartz: I'm not pwaying wif you! You sacked me!

Bloodberry: *reads a manga*

Ryou: Hey! How come you can wead?

Bloodberry: Cause we can still wead, Wyou…

Ryou: Oh! Okay then! What awe you weading?

Bloodberry: Wove Hina.

Ryou: Isnt that that one whewe that kid gets to be wandword of a girl's dowm?

Bloodberry: Yes, Wyou…

Ryou: *keeps annoying Bloodberry, oblivious to her ignoring him*

David, Mandy and Dartz: *have a furious poking war*

Ishizu: *pokes Odion with a stick* Are you alive…?

Mandy: We'we gonna go away now! *grabs Jessie and runs* (AN: NO THEY ARE NOT LESBIANS, chapter four you'll find out.)

Kurama: What's up wif dem?

Hiei: I dunno….*points* Kuwama has a tail! O_O Fuzzy!

Kurama: Huh? I do?

Hiei: Uh huh! *hugs it*

Kurama: *tries to run* *cant because of Hiei's weight* Hiei, get off me…

Hiei: Uh uh!

Kurama: I'll steaw a cookie for you!

Hiei: OKAY!! *bounces around with Kaoru* Cookiecookiecookiecookiecookiecookie….

David: *has run from the poking war* Cookies? *bounces around with Hiei and Kaoru* YAY!

Inu Yasha: I wike cookies. How come Hiei gets cookies and we don't? *cries*

Sesshomaru: *plays with his Barbies*

Inu Yasha: YAY! TONKA TRUCKS! *runs Barbie over with it*

Sesshomaru: *cries*

Malik and Marik: *dance because Ishizu gave them cookies*

--------------Back with Allister at Dartz's house………-----------

Allister: *cries* Master Dartz? Raphael? ANYONE?!

Bird at the window: *chirps*

Allister: I hate you.

---------------I like slushies.-------------

Bloodberry: I'm going to end it now, because I am suffering from severe writer's block.

Bakura: Oh, poor poor Bloodberry…

Bloodberry: ;~;

Ryou: While they wallow in their sadness…. R&R! Ja!

Bloodberry: HEY! That's my line!

Ryou: Oh well. Bye, guys!