InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Scenes of Inu-Yasha!! (stupid title I know...) ❯ Behind the Scenes of Inu-Yasha!! (stupid title I know...) ( One-Shot )

Disclaimers: I don't own Inu-Yasha. Takahashi sensei does so nya XD!!!

A/N: I was so bored when I wrote this XD;;;... I have absolutely nothing to do and I have writer's block at the moment~_~;;;... So I'm all dried out for ideas... Aaaand since I LOVE writing comedies, I decided why not? =P After all, they make me laugh myself, so maybe I'll get some inspiration for my Reminisce ficcy this way^-^

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Kagome: "Osuwari!!!"

Inu-Yasha: *smacks on the ground* "BITCH!!!"

Director: "Aaaand CUT!! That's a wrap!"

Inu-Yasha: *gets up and dusts off* "Dammit! Why do I always have to do that!!?"

Director: "Because Takahashi said so."

Inu-Yasha: "BUT IT HURTS!!!"

Director: "WELL TELL HER!!!!"

Inu-Yasha: *grumbles and walks away*

Miroku: *off the set* "Why do I always have to get slapped or something?..."

Director: *roles eyes* "Gee think about it..."

Sango: *bored/calm expression* "Houshi-sama can't control himself..."

Kagome: *pops into conversation* "This outfit itches..."

Director: "Kikyou wore it..."

Kagome: "That's why it itches..." *scratches* "Her hair is everywhere in it..."

Kikyou: *pops outta nowhere* "I need to cut my hair anyway."

Director: "Most girls would give anything to have hair that length..."

Shippou: *on Kagome's shoulder* "Why do I wear a bow?"

Director: "Because."

Shippou: "Because what?!"

Director: *annoyed/bored expression* "... Because Takahashi said so."

Inu-Yasha: *comes running out of his dressing room* "THERE'S WATER IN MY ROOM!!!!"

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Kagome: *looking blankly at him* "That's called a shower..."

Inu-Yasha: "..... A... shower?..."

Director: "Yes, a shower..."

Sango: "You wash in it..."

Inu-Yasha: *blink blink* *stare* "....Oh..." *walks back into room*

Kirara: "Mew."

Director: *frustrated sigh* "I KNOW you don't like your hair dresser, Kirara..."

Kirara: "Mew."

Director: "No."

Sango: "Why do you call yourself 'Director'?"

Director:.....

Kohaku: "There. Happy?"

Sango: "Very."

Shippou: *tugs at Kohaku's sleeve* "When can we get back to the anime...? I wanna hurry up so I can get back to the manga..."

All other charas: *evil glare at Kohaku*

Kohaku: *backs up* "Okay, fine! If you wanna go back to your manga, you'll have to finish this... So let's go."

Kagome: *looks around* "... Where's Inu-Yasha?"

Kikyou: *bored face as usual* "In the shower..."

Kagome: "Oh..."

Kirara: "Mew."

Kohaku: "NO!! Now let's get this over with..."

Sango: "... Did you know your name is the same as my brother?..."

Kohaku:..... *throws the script* "Well, it means 'amber', so I might as well!!!"

Sango: *shrinks back (not literally^-^;;)* "Okay, okay... Sorry..."

Kohaku: *like nothing happened* "Is Inu-Yasha here yet??? I've got a paycheck I need!!!!"

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Kohaku: *doesn't care* "Sooo... Where's Inu-Yasha."

Inu-Yasha: *comes running out of his room with a soaking kimono and hair* "I TRIED TO STOP IT!!!!"

Kagome: "INU-YASHA!!!!" *stomps over to him* "What did you do now!!?!"

Inu-Yasha: *hysterically* "That... that THING... tried to kill me!!!"

Kagome: *roles eyes* "Don't tell me you're scared of the shower..."

Inu-Yasha: "IT TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!"

Miroku: *calmly* "Showers... don't kill people..."

Kirara: "Mew..."

Inu-Yasha: *points to Kirara angrily* "What would YOU know!!! YOU'RE A CAT!!!!!"

Kirara: *vein pop* "MEW!!!!"

Inu-Yasha: "NO!!!!"

Kohaku: "Can we just get this over with!!?!!! I wanna go HOME!!!!!"

Shippou: *on Kagome's shoulder... again* "And I wanna go back to my manga!!!"

Inu-Yasha: "OI!!! It's MY manga!!!! It's got MY name on it!!!!"

Shippou: *mumble* "Whatever..."

Kagome: *doesn't care* "I would like to go back to my manga where I can go back to my time..."

Inu-Yasha: "YOU CAN'T GO BACK THERE!!!!! WE STILL HAVE TO----"

Kagome: *mockingly* "Hunt for Shikon Shards. I know..."

Inu-Yasha: *vein pop* "Dammit, bi--"

Kohaku: *not even yelling* "Shut up, Inu-Yasha." *walks to the set* "We still have to get this scene over with."

Inu-Yasha: *vein pop* "OI!!!! I---"

Kagome: *casually* "Osuwari."

<SPLAT!>

Kohaku: *reading script* "Okay. Now's the scene where Kikyou captures Kagome around... a tree and... well... Inu-Yasha shows up and--"

Kikyou: *raises hand* "I'll do it."

Kagome: "I hate this scene..."

Kirara: "Mew."

Kohaku: *sigh* "Kirara... if you tell me that ONE MORE TIME...!!!!"

Kirara: "MEW---"

Shippou: *pat pat* "It's okay, Kirara.... At least your hair dresser never accidentally dyed your tail pink..."

Kirara: *stare at Shippou as if not understanding* "... Mew..."

Shippou: *sweatdrop* *turns around and covers mouth* "Dammit, I wasn't s'posed ta tell!!!"

Kohaku:..... *still in position of reading script* "Okay... let's just get this scene done please..."

Inu-Yasha: *eagerly* "Right!"

Kagome: *mumbling* "What's HE so happy about..."

Kikyou: *happily walking to the tree where she pretends to be asleep*

Miroku: "What do we do?"

Sango: "I don't know... Maybe we sit and watch..."

Kagome: "I don't wanna be pinned to a tree... It makes me think of Inu-Yasha..."

Kohaku: *roles eyes* "EVERYthing makes you think of Inu-Yasha..."

Kagome: *Death Glare (TM)*

Kohaku: "AHEM! Lights... camera... ACTION!!!!!"

Kagome: *pinned to the tree by the... Kikyou's thingies XD;;;* *eyes go wide* "DAMMIT!!!"

Kohaku: "CUT!!! What is it!!?"

Kagome: "I got a wedgy..."

Kohaku: *smacks forehead angrily* *frustrated sigh again* "Somebody get Kagome outta there..."

Everybody stands there.

Kohaku: *looks to Kikyou sharply* "Get her out."

Kikyou: *stands there staring at me*

Kohaku: *Death Glare (TM)* *threatening voice* "Get. Her. Out."

Kikyou: *still standing there*

Kohaku: *gets up* *goes over to Kagome* "Are you calling your soul back again?!!"

Kagome: *whining* "I want it back!"

Kohaku: *smacks forehead again*

Real Kikyou: *walks in sipping hot chocolate* "What's going on here?"

Kohaku: *turns to her* "Thank KAMI-SAMA you're here!!!! I need you to get Kagome out from there."

<BWAM!>

Everyone: *looks over to find Inu-Yasha on the ground*

Kagome(who apparently was yelling at him): "CUT ME OUT!!!!!"

Inu-Yasha: "I TOLD YOU TETSUSAIGA WOULDN'T WORK HERE!!!!"

Kagome: "Why not!?"

Inu-Yasha: *sweatdrop* "B-Because it won't!!!"

Kagome: "OSUWARI!!! You're lying!!!"

Everyone again: *sweatdrop*

Kohaku: *picks Inu-Yasha up* "Maybe Tetsusaiga only works in the Sengoku Jidai?"

Inu-Yasha: "How the hell should I know!! This wench keeps begging me to get 'er out!!!"

Real Kikyou: *still sipping hot chocolate calmly* "So... I take it Kagome's stuck?"

Fake Kikyou: *still standing there*

Kohaku: "I'm gonna quit in a couple o' minuets if everybody doesn't get serious about this..."

Everybody: *doesn't get serious*

Kohaku: *doesn't care* "I quit." *walks out door*

Everyone(expept Fake Kikyou and Kagome): *jump around happily* "YES!!!!"

Kagome: "GET ME OUT!!!!"

Fake Kikyou: *still standing there*

Real Kikyou: *still sipping* "I feel strangely connected to you..."

Kagome: "That's nice, now GET ME OUT!!!"

Inu-Yasha: "SHUDDUP!!!!" *covers ears* "I'm still right next to you!!!"

Kirara: "Mew."

Shippou: "But she quit... now you can fire your hair dresser..."

Kirara: *happily* "Mew!"

Sango: *not much expression* "Is it just me, or do I never get any lines in the anime?"

Miroku: "I think it's both of us..."

Shippou: "OK... Let's go back to the manga now... I'm sure Takahashi-sama has better ideas for us anyway..."

Kagome: "Can someone get me out????"

Inu-Yasha: *casually cuts Kikyou's things in half* "Happy now?"

Kagome: *rejoices in being able to move again* "Yay! Now I can go back home!"

Inu-Yasha: "NOOOO!!!!!"

Shippou: "I think I wanna go back now..."

Everyone(exept the Fake Kikyou again): *walk out the door*

*the light turns off*

Fake Kikyou: *still standing there* "Dammit..."

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A/N: Very stupid I know XD;;;;; I just needed something to break writer's block! Yay! Now I can continue Reminisce without running out of ideas for now! And I just like writing comedies anyway^-^ Yay! Okay... I'll continue my other fic now... But it's SOO hot today O_O;;;... I could die right here from the heat.... So I'll just get back to ya =P Await the third chapter to Reminisce if you want to read it XD;;;;;;...