InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Distraction Inu Style ❯ Hilarity ensues ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, the characters, or the game show Distraction, just my author character Thatz. Now then ON TO THE STORY!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Distraction

 

Thatz: Ok everyone I'm your host Thatz and this is Distraction. Tonight's guests are very special to me so give a warm welcome to Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha, and that dead lady!

 

Dead Lady: My name is Kikyo bitch

 

Thatz: Whatever! For you people at home who don't know the rules of this game its simple, I ask the contestants questions they answer. Sounds easy right ,so that's why we added a twist as I ask them questions something will be done to embarrass them or keep them from answering. Let's begin the intros, Kagome on your application you said that the most absurd thing you've ever done is…

 

Miroku: um may I ask...

 

Thatz: NO SHUT UP!!!!!! Ahem like I was saying was that you said Kagome that the most absurd thing you've done was skip school. Is this correct?

 

Kag: Yes, but can I ask a question?

 

Thatz: Of course, because YOU didn't interrupt me

 

Kag: Ok I know none of us applied for this so why are we here?

 

Thatz…Inuyasha the most absurd thing you've done was to attempt to rape Kagome while she was asleep

 

Everyone: O.O

 

Inu: *face is red and is flustered* WHAT NO! THAT NEVER HAPPENED

 

Kag: Inuyasha…

 

Inu: WAIT I DIDN'T…

 

Kag: SIT! *BOOM* *CRASH*

 

Inu: owwwwwwww

 

Thatz: We'll let you two argue, Sango*can still hear shouting in background* you look a bit uncomfortable. Are you nervous?

 

Sango: You have absolutely nothing on…

 

Thatz: *hurriedly* you like when Miroku gropes you

 

Sango:*finishing last sentence* me. I DO NOT LIKE THAT PERVERT NOR DO I LIKE IT WHEN HE TOUCHES ME!!!!!!!!

 

Miroku: Sango I never knew * starts to me his hand over*

 

San: KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF HOUSHI. I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT!!!

 

Miroku: I'm hurt Sango

 

San: SHUT UP *a SIT! Rings in the distance* AND YOU WHERE'D YOU GET THIS INFORMATION *looks at me*

 

Thatz: I…um…WAIT!!!!!!

 

San: DON'T CARE!!!*RUNS OVER AND STARTS TO BEAT ME UP*

 

Sorry we are currently experiencing technical difficulties

 

Random Voices: O my god!!!!!

RV: Restrain her!!!

RV: SIT!!!

RV: ha-ha

 

Thus ends the first chapter of Distraction. Coming up next Kaede and Naraku do a lap dance for our contestants if we can calm them down. Sorry in the original I put Shippo instead of Inuyasha so gomen ne. Miroku's up next.

 

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