InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Distraction Inu Style ❯ Lap dances!? What the hell? ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Hello this is Thatz and I'm back with a new chapter. You'll love this first challenge. Miroku gets to suffer first by the way.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, the characters, or Distraction, just my author character. LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Distraction
Thatz:*looks broken* um…now that everyone's calmed *mutters* Sango,*normal*were going to begin the torture I mean fun. Sorry Miroku, Kikyo we had to skip your introductions.
Miroku:*flat tone* too bad, Right Kikyo.
Kikyo…
Thatz: Now your first challenge is just up ahead where that chair is. Soon one of you will be sitting there, then you'll be given a lap dance by two lovely people.
Miroku:*drooling*
Thatz: Bring them in!*Kaede appears only wearing a bra, thong, and silk robe. Naraku follows behind her wearing a hat ,clear shirt ,and a thong*
Shippo:*runs out of audience screaming*MY EYES THEY BURN!!!
Thatz: Anyway…god you guys look like you're gonna be sick.
Group: -.-
Thatz: First contestant Miroku!
Miroku: WHAT!! NO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!*stunt men dragging him to chair and strapping him down*
Group:*laughing at Miroku's misfortune*
Thatz: Naraku you ready…
Naraku: SET
Thatz: GO!
Miroku: *crying* -.-
Thatz: Alright First question…
Three minutes later…
Thatz: Times up
Naraku:*stops rubbing on Miroku and puts his hat on Miroku's head* hehe
Miroku: GET OFF OF ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!
All: O.O DID YOU JUST CURSE!
Miroku: HE KISSED ME.I HAVE LIPSTICK ON MY CHEEK TO PROVE IT.
Thatz: Naraku you wear lipstick?
Naraku: On special occasions.
All: O.O
Miroku: Oh and take back your hat.
Thatz: um... ok Miroku you finished with a total of three points. Good job
Audience:*cheers*
Random Person: YOU SUCK!!!
Thatz: Next up is Kagome!!!
Kagome: *runs off stage*
Thatz: Ok one less contestant. CHICKEN!!! Ahem without Kagome that leaves...
O yea I left a cliffy I need at least 5 reviews in order for me to make another chappie. Also I need some ideas for challenges I have some But I need more. Tune in next time for Distraction.
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