InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Rhymes ❯ Volume 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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Modern Ginta and Hakkaku

Us two never make a fuss

When Koga runs in front of us.

We used to whine,

We used to cry—

Now we simply take the bus!

Where's the Love?

Naraku's incarnations were mad

About the poor upbringing they had.

Not a single hug

From that stupid lug—

What an awful deadbeat dad!

So Close, So Far

Jaken never failed his lord.

Except one time when he got bored.

He couldn't stay

Awake that day,

And missed his chance to steal the sword!

Shouga

There once was a flea named Shouga

Who wanted to marry Myouga.

He finally said “yes”

But was very distressed

To learn she'd run off with Kouga.

Inuyasha + Sesshomaru

“Would you like a cup of tea?”

My older brother asked of me.

“Why thank you, please,”

I said sincerely.

You see, we'd both gone quite crazy.

Unexpected Hero

Naraku hired a demon goon

To kipnap Rin on the full moon.

But oddly enough

The one to rebuff

The demon foe was dear Ah-Un.

Ayame vs. Kagome

“Koga, you uncaring brute,

Why choose her? She's not astute,”

Ayame complained.

But Koga explained,

“You're twice as smart, but half as cute.”

Kagura

Kagura liked to stare and gawk

At Sesshomaru, who hardly talked

He asked her why

And she replied,

“No reason, I just like to stalk.”