InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Rhymes ❯ Volume 3 ( Chapter 3 )

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Inuyasha and Kagome's Children

Those hanyou kids come from good stock,

With fuzzy ears and fair, white locks.

They got one flaw

From Ma and Pa:

They're cute as hell, but dumb as rocks.

Shippo

There once was a fox-boy named Shippo

Who could turn into a pink blimp—Oh

How silly it was

To see him because

He looked less like a fox than a hippo.

Hojo's Mojo

There once was a sweet boy named Hojo

But getting Kagome was a no go.

His friends gave him advice:

“Stop being so nice.

Get out there and go work your mojo.”

Abi-hime

There once was a princess named Abi

Whose powers were not too shabby.

You'd better not cross her.

She can be quite the monster,

And you don't want to see her get crabby.

Hakudoshi

When Hakudoshi talks trash

He's rude, crude, and very brash.

But you shouldn't be fooled

By the size of this dude—

He's small but he can still kick your ass.

Doggie Daddy

When the Inu no Taisho was living,

He was kind-hearted and very giving.

He died in his prime,

But alive, in his time

He enjoyed his fair share of sinning.

The Mystery of Sessmom Revealed

What happened to Sesshomaru's mother?

Inuyasha fans do often wonder.

If her death makes you sad,

You shouldn't feel bad—

Sesshomaru congealed from pond water.

Jaken Bashing

Sometimes people can be so mean

To Jaken, who can't help his genes.

I see Jaken's plight.

I guess Kermit was right:

“It's not easy being green.”