InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Rhymes ❯ Volume 4 ( Chapter 4 )

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Miroku's Mistake

One day Miroku's hands got too grabby;

He caught onto something too flabby.

He'd grabbed the wrong buns!

“Crap! What have I done!”

Kaede thought, `Hm, not too shabby!'

Zombie Pimp

When Jakotsu developed a limp

He found it hard to be such a pimp,

So he kidnapped a toad

To enjoy on the road:

Jaken the travel-sized imp.

Sheila

Inuyasha furrowed his brow

As he watched Totosai swear his vows.

It was hard to believe—

He wanted to heave!

Totosai had married his cow!

Kagome Dumps Sesshomaru

When Kagome finalized their breakup,

Sesshomaru felt quite the shakeup.

He cried out his eyes,

Which wasn't so wise.

He'd have to go touch up his makeup.

Mota Boy

There once was a boy named Sota

Who didn't care one iota

About the school rules.

He'd hide after school,

Hanging out and smoking his mota.

Sango's Revenge

Sango was mad and appalled

At the extent of Miroku's gall.

He'd grabbed a girl's thighs

Right in front of her eyes,

So she gave him a good kick in the balls.

Kohaku's Proposal

Kohaku wanted to shout it:

His love for Rin had full sprouted!

Sesshomaru frowned,

Punched him to the ground.

“Don't even think about it.”

Shiori

There once was a girl named Shiori

Whose powers grew to full glory.

Now the kids who'd made fun

Would turn tail and run.

Everything turned out hunky-dory.