InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Rhymes ❯ Volume 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Drunken Monk

Miroku got mindnumbingly drunk—

Went to bed with Sango he'd thunk.

But when he got sober,

Woke up and rolled over,

He found out he was spooning a monk.

Koga

Koga walked up to Kagura to flirt,

But ended up getting his feelings hurt.

He fed her a line,

But she wasn't so kind.

“Sorry, I don't date guys in skirts.”

Before Sango

Miroku's woos were quite easily skirted

By Kagome who finally just blurted

Out that the truth

Wasn't he was uncouth.

“Honestly, you're just too perverted.”

Missing Persons Report

When Kagome got stuck in the past,

She was together with Inuyasha at last.

But this caused quite a problem

For her dear old mom when

The police came and arrested her ass.

Strange Love

Sesshomaru and Kohaku forced Rin

To decide whom she would choose between.

They were quite shocked when

She ran off with Jaken.

It turns out she has a thing for “green”.

Ginta and Hakkaku's Motive

That Koga's pals aren't as fast is untrue,

But of this, the wolf prince has no clue.

The reason they trail—

Koga's got a nice tail—

And the truth is that they love the view.

M. I. L. F.

From the time Sesshomaru was a tot,

It had been with him quite a sore spot.

It got to be wearing;

He was quite sick of hearing

People say, “Dude, your mom's really hot.”

Foiled

“Sango, what a stroke of good luck!”

Miroku announced with great pluck.

The others would be gone

For a time very long.

“Now we have the whole day to— for cryin' out loud, they're back.”