InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Horny Hanyou 101 ❯ Horny Hanyou 101 ( One-Shot )

Disclaimers: I do not own InuYasha or any of the manga/anime characters. They belong to the wonderful genius Rumiko Takahashi. I just enjoy making them do things with each other.

 

 

This is another gift!fic written as a Christmas gift. In this case, it is for a friend who is not part of the LJ community or another author at all. She is the one that for the time I was working on Minoue gave me information I needed regarding the inner workings of a dojo. In return for her help over the course of the fic, I asked if she would like anything specific. I finished it and emailed it to her Christmas Day, and now I'm sharing it with you.

 

 

Prompt from K: Inuyasha is always so oblivious to everything that one could construe that he's not hit puberty yet.  What happens if he suddenly does and keeps pitching a tent - well, of course, Miroku would come to his rescue with ideas on how to deal with it - which of course Inu is way to naive to grasp and would need some diagrams drawn.  Kagome would be more upset thinking that Inuyasha was running off to see Kikyou when he's getting to know his body - and he's not at all happy about it, and the inconvenient times when he needs to, like after a battle or when catching a whiff of the girls.  Part 2 could happen when he and Kags get caught alone together in the rain/land slide/big demon outside/etc and he can't run off so they find their own fumbling way to deal with it.  Kagome's scent would react to seeing him and he would react to smelling her …around and around they go.

 

It's probably been done to death, I just think Mir teaching Inu to masturbate would be way too funny.

 

 

Divergence: This story begins after the end of the Toukajin arc (Peach Man) and before the introduction of Sango (FYI - in the manga, Toukajin was a cannibal and that part of the story took place before Sango joined them)

 

Warnings: Lime & Lemon

 

 

Horny Hanyou 101

 

 

“InuYasha, are you sure you're all right?” Kagome asked, concern in her voice. “You fell a long ways and broke your arm pretty badly.”

 

“Feh. It was just a scratch. I'm fine. I told you not to fucking worry about me,” the ill-tempered hanyou snapped back. “I thought you wanted to find somewhere to wash that shit off of you.”

 

“It wouldn't hurt for you to bathe either, InuYasha,” Miroku stated. “Blood isn't the only thing you're covered in.”

 

“Don't you think I fucking know that I reek? I was in that bastard's stomach!” the hanyou snarled. Suddenly he stopped. “This way.”

 

They didn't argue and followed him off of the path they were on until he stopped at some boulders. “We'll spend the night here.” Before anyone had a chance to say anything he just pointed.

 

Kagome scrambled over the rocks and squealed. “You did it! There really is a hot spring!”

 

“Yeah, yeah,” InuYasha muttered. “Go soak already. Just don't get too far away from us, okay?”

 

Climbing on a higher boulder the miko could see what he was referring to. The stream actually flowed from a little ways up the mountain so that more of it was above ground than they usually found. She called down to them, “I think there's a pool that looks a little deeper up just a little ways. Is it okay if I go up there?”

 

“And I'll go with her to protect her!” Shippou exclaimed.

 

“Whatever,” the hanyou commented.

 

“We'll be a little downstream from here, but still within earshot, all right, Lady Kagome?” Miroku said. “I wouldn't mind a nice soak too.”

 

Kagome waved as she and Shippou climbed up the tumble of rocks to find a pool big enough for her to submerse herself in and wash the sickly sweet smell from the vat she'd been soaked in for cooking in Toukajin's kitchen.

 

Miroku couldn't help but to notice that the hanyou had seemed to be rather uncomfortable for most of the walk after they'd made their escape. “InuYasha, are you certain that you are all right?”

 

“What's it to you, bouzou?” he bit back. He was sitting with his legs drawn up in front of him, which was unusual in itself. “Why don't you go soak your head?”

 

The hanyou heard the rustle of robes as Miroku sat next to him. “Something is troubling you and has been since we left that place. Something has happened.”

 

“What do you know about it! You see that shit—” he promptly shut up.

 

“See what? I can admit I have never seen the inside of another's belly if that is what is troubling you. It must have been horrible to have been trapped in Toukajin as a human. You must have been terrified you would not make it out,” the monk offered.

 

“That's not what I meant,” he said so softly that Miroku almost couldn't hear him. “I meant… well… you know… girls…”

 

“Ah…” Miroku nodded. “You mean the shapely body of our lovely Lady Kagome. You did get to see it all, didn't you? Have you not seen a naked female before?”

“It's never affected me before,” he admitted. “I don't know what to do.”

 

“What do you mean?” Miroku asked, intrigued.

 

Flushing a lovely shade of red that matched his hakama, InuYasha straightened out his legs. There was an impressive bulge protruding at the juncture of his legs.

 

“You mean… you never… what about Kikyou?”

 

InuYasha shook his head. “She never had this effect on me. I don't understand it. What am I supposed to do about it? It won't go away and it hurts.”

 

“Well, my friend, sometimes we literally must take matters into our own hands. Let us go find our own pool to soak in, and I will show you how to relieve your problem. It is a time honored technique practiced by men of all ages.” Miroku stood and started towards a pocket of hot water that was obscured by some particularly large boulders.

 

“First, we should go ahead and wash. For starters, I'm sure you'll feel much better when you smell better. Then we'll have time to relax and deal with our other problem.” Miroku set a small stoppered bottle on the flat rock nearest them. “We'll use that in a few minutes. Do we have soap to cleanse ourselves with?”

 

The hanyou nodded and produced the bar that Kagome had given him. As he thoroughly washed himself, including his thick mane of hair, he found his situation getting worse. He growled as he ducked in the pool and washed all of the suds off of him.

 

“InuYasha?” Miroku asked, worried about the growl that had spilled from his lips.

 

“Shit! Now I smell like she does and it's made it worse!” InuYasha stood up in the water to reveal his thick erection standing out from his body.

 

“That's rather… impressive…” Miroku commented before commencing with his lesson. “Now first, you must understand, that the ideal situation would be for a lovely young woman to tend to the problem for you in any number of different ways. But in the absence of one willing to help, then you must take care of it yourself. Now, put a little of this in the palm of your hand.” The monk pulled the cork out of the bottle and poured a small amount of the oil into InuYasha's hand and then onto his own. “The next part will take some experimentation on your part - not everyone is the same. But wrap your hand around yourself and pull. Well, it would be easier to show you.”

 

Miroku leaned against the large boulder with his cursed hand to brace himself while he worked his cock with the other. It didn't take long before he was grunting in rhythm with his strokes and obviously enjoying it. Curious, InuYasha gave an experimental pull of his own cock and gasped at the sensations. The hanyou couldn't believe the feel of his oil slicked hand sliding back and forth along what had been a painful erection. Following the monk's example, he braced against the large rock and enjoyed the feelings that were shooting through his lower regions with the movement of his hand. He found himself gripping just a little harder and sliding back and forth a little faster as some immense power built up inside of him.

 

“Oh, fuck!” he exclaimed as his belly tightened and his cock erupted. White streams of a thick sticky fluid shot out of the tip as he opened his eyes to watch in amazement. When the show was over, the painful hard-on was gone and he felt the best he had in well - ever.

 

He finally looked to see Miroku sitting in the water with his eyes closed and a grin on his face. The monk didn't even crack open an eye when he asked, “Well, do you feel better?”

 

InuYasha slid down in the water. “Yeah.”

 

“Just so you know, this is a guy thing. You don't want Lady Kagome to know about it - and Shippou is too young.” Miroku fell silent.

 

“There's not something wrong…” the hanyou's voice trailed away. Now he was wondering if this miracle cure was really something perverted.

 

The monk opened his eyes. “No, there is nothing wrong with what we did. Sometimes you reach a point where you simply must self-stimulate. The pain is gone, correct?”

 

“Yeah,” InuYasha admitted.

 

“When you have such a strong - reaction - to Lady Kagome, it would be best to find a reason to be alone for a few minutes to address the problem. You won't be so uncomfortable in her presence and so grouchy if you will just go and take care of it. I'm also certain that eventually her effect on you will either wear off or be toned down, so it will not be such a problem. Though the ideal solution would be for her to help you—”

 

“Don't finish that, bouzou,” the hanyou demanded.

 

“Just keep it in mind for the future,” Miroku suggested.

 

“Not like that could ever happen,” InuYasha muttered.

 

“Never say never,” the monk advised. “Anything can happen under the right circumstances.”

 

 

InuYasha found Miroku's words to be both true and false. He did stop reacting quite so strongly to Kagome, though not because he cared for her any less. As Miroku had suggested, he began to adapt to her scent and was able to think of her more like he did before the Toukajin incident. The addition of Sango to the group actually seemed to help. The two girls were thick as thieves for the most part, so he simply wasn't in such close contact with her all of the time like before. However, right after a bath when she smelled so sweet still set him off. He also found the adrenaline that pumped through his body after a battle had the same effect on him. He would have a terrible hard-on no matter how exhausted he was.

 

The hanyou did follow the monk's advice and found an excuse to be alone to deal with it. He went into the woods on the pretense of checking their surroundings and took the opportunity to relieve his problem. He was also able to use his bathing time with Miroku for once the good monk had demonstrated the technique to him, he began to use it himself on a regular basis. It seemed like the addition of Sango to the little group created roughly the same reaction in Miroku's libido as Kagome did InuYasha's. At least the two could commiserate with each other as they jacked themselves off.

 

 

It was after one of those battles that InuYasha found an unexpected solution to his problem that didn't involve dropping his hakama.

 

He was out after a not-so-minor skirmish and actually groaned when what he considered to be the harbingers of death appeared eerily in the gloom to summon him. InuYasha had not had the chance yet to find the privacy he was seeking to relieve his aching groin and was feeling pretty miserable because of it. However, he felt obligated to follow the soul collectors to Kikyou.

 

The hanyou was more than a little surprised to discover that the scent of the woman he once loved instantly made his hard-on disappear. It was just - gone - and he was normal within a few seconds. Puzzled, he half-heartedly listened to what she had to say before returning to the group.

 

He couldn't meet Kagome's eyes when he returned and of course she assumed it was because he had been cheating on her with Kikyou. The truth was that he couldn't look her in the eye because he still felt guilty about having such a reaction to her to begin with. He certainly couldn't let her know how he really felt about her - how her scent turned him on. And so he let the others accuse him of two-timing and everything else and never said a word. Miroku was the only one who really had a clue about what was going on, but even he couldn't help but to add the occasional jab at him. However privately, the monk had informed him that he understood, but he was just helping the hanyou keep his secret.

 

InuYasha went to Kikyou every time she summoned him - both because he had sworn to protect her and because any movement in his lower regions immediately ceased the second he was able to smell her. He wasn't happy that it had created a rift between himself and the young miko, but he'd already figured it didn't matter because he was hanyou and he wasn't allowed to be happy, anyway.

 

* * *

 

InuYasha really didn't know how it had happened, but he and Kagome had become separated from the others after the battle with a couple of large oni. He was trying to ignore the growing ache in his lower regions but the hanyou was carrying Kagome on his back and it was impossible to ignore her scent that enveloped him. Unfortunately, between the battle and her he had a raging hard-on and no way to deal with it. Worse, there was a hell of a storm coming.

 

“Kagome,” he said, getting her attention. “We've got to find shelter. I don't think I can find the others before that storm gets here.”

 

The young miko looked up and saw the ominous clouds darkening the sky with the flashes of lightening streaking underneath them. She gripped the hanyou just a little tighter. “They've probably already holed up somewhere. I don't want to be caught in that, either.”

 

InuYasha nodded in response and searched with renewed vigor for a place to escape the oncoming deluge. He found the opening to a small cave and darted in just before the skies opened up.

 

“I'm sorry, this is the best I could do,” he said apologetically. “There just isn't much around here.”

 

Kagome rubbed her hands up and down her arms, fighting off the chill of the dampness that surrounded them. “It's okay, InuYasha. At least we aren't getting soaked. We might as well sit and wait out the gale.”

 

InuYasha sullenly dropped to the ground. He was uncomfortable and couldn't do anything about it - and being with the girl he loved made it worse. His cheeks flushed as he realized the bulge he could do nothing about had grown.

 

“InuYasha?” Kagome questioned softly. She was sitting next to him with her knees drawn up in front of her and her arms wrapped around them. She looked so innocent with her chin propped against her legs.

 

“Keh?”

 

“Why…” her voice trailed away.

 

“What is it?” he asked, sounding harsher than he intended.

 

“Never mind.” She fell silent, and he breathed in her scent.

 

Gods, what a mistake that was. He shifted uncomfortably and then realized she was shivering.

 

“Here,” he mumbled as he started to pull off his firerat. However, before he'd even loosened the ties there was a large clap of thunder as lightening struck near them, causing her to jump into his lap.

 

“Oh, shit,” he whispered as she clutched him in fear. Now he could feel his cock twitching at the proximity of her body to his. Still, he instinctively wrapped his arms around her and held her against him. “Shhhh, it's okay.”

 

“I hate thunderstorms,” she whispered. “I'm sorry.”

 

InuYasha couldn't help but to nuzzle her shoulder as she tried to melt into him.

 

Kagome shifted to try and get more comfortable. Straddling his lap, she suddenly found some very hard flesh poking against her. “InuYasha?”

 

“Oh, gods…” he moaned. “Not now.”

 

“What do you mean, `not now'?” she demanded.

 

The hanyou's face matched his firerat. “I'm sorry- I can't help it… ever since Toukajin… it's been a problem.”

 

Kagome raised her head to study his face. The emotions it conveyed included embarrassment, fear and shame. “I…I… do this to you?”

 

“Yeah,” he admitted.

 

“So why do you keep running to Kikyou?” she whispered.

 

He dropped his eyes. “She makes it go away.”

 

“What?” Kagome rasped. “You mean…”

 

“She makes it go away,” he said again. “I... well… it just happened…”

 

Kagome if anything was determined. And she wasn't going to let that undead clay miko outdo her when it came to her man. “If she can do it, then I can, too,” she said softly. “I can help you just as good or better than she can.”

 

The miko pulled his at his clothing until she could slide her hand into his hakama while she remained straddled across his lap. The rain poured outside of their small cave and the lightening lashed around them as she gripped the firm flesh and pulled.

 

“Oh, gods…” InuYasha moaned as she began to work him. “Kagome… you don't have to… you don't understand…”

 

“I understand that if I am the cause of this, then I should help you relieve it.” What she didn't say was that when she was done, he hoped he would never have to go see Kikyou again - at least for this particular problem. She began struggling with the ties of his hakama with her free hand. “Help me out here, will you?”

 

Stunned, InuYasha numbly complied and pulled the ties loose. Kagome promptly pushed the cloth out of the way so that his erection was free from all restraints. “That's better,” she commented as she rubbed the pre-cum that was leaking from the tip with the pad of her thumb.

 

“You smell so good,” he whispered as she continued to stroke him with her hand, moving up and down the full length of his hardened flesh.

 

“You want to do something for me?” she asked softly in return.

 

He nodded, wide eyed. “What do you want me to do?”

 

She guided his hand to her panties. “You're wet?” he said in amazement.

 

“That's what you do to me,” she whispered in return. “Hold on a sec.”

 

She stood and removed her panties. Tossing them to the side, she slid back down on his lap. Taking his hand again, she guided it to between her slick folds. “Now - you rub me while I do the same for you.”

 

The hanyou was panting as he explored her with his fingers, mindful of her delicate flesh with his claws. He carefully slipped a finger up into that hot wet slit, making her gasp, and then pulled it back out to rub her clitoris.

 

He drew in his breath as she continued to work him and realized that they were precariously close together. Suddenly, he thought he had done something wrong as she drew herself upwards, and then almost cried out when he felt his tip at her entrance. She had raised herself just enough so that she was sliding his cock back and forth along the length of her folds and then allowed the tip to slip in.

 

“InuYasha,” she whispered.

 

“Oh gods, Kagome…” he responded “I… I…”

 

“I want you to remember what this feels like. I want you to remember that I was the one willing to do this for you. I want you to remember I'm willing to do anything for you. I'll bet that clay body doesn't feel anything like this.” Her breath was hot against his ear as she slid herself down.

 

InuYasha's mouth was open and he was panting heavily. Miroku was right - there was no substitution for a girl willing to help out. “Oh, fuck…” he exhaled.

 

“Exactly,” she whispered against his ear. “Fuck me hard and ease both our pain.”

 

He shed his haori and lay it on the floor behind her before he shifted their position so that he was over her. With his hands on either side of her he humped against her, making her moan. Encouraged, he started to push in and out, picking up speed as he relished the friction between their two bodies. It was much too soon before he cried out loudly when he spilled himself inside of her. As he emptied into her, he leaned over and found her lips. Shyly, he kissed her. She responded by grabbing his hair and holding her to him as their tongues danced together.

 

“Gods, Kagome… that was…” he couldn't find the words.

 

“Wonderful? Fantastic?” she suggested.

 

“Yeah…” he had a dazed look in his eye. “Did you… did you…”

 

“Cum?”

 

He nodded.

 

The miko sighed. “Almost - not quite.”

 

“What do I do?” he asked.

 

She raised an eyebrow. “You really want to?”

 

“You did that for me… I never… I never thought…”

 

“That I would be willing?” she asked softly.

 

“Kagome, I'm only hanyou,” he said, resigned to his fate.

 

“Which is part of what I love about you,” she admitted.

 

“So what do I do to make you feel as good as you did me?” he asked.

 

She guided his hand back to her very slick folds. “Do you feel this?” she asked, gently holding the pad of one of his fingers over her hardened nub.

 

“Yeah,” he said as he started to rub.

 

She lay back and spread her legs a little further apart. “Just keep doing that and no matter what, don't stop until I tell you.”

 

While he started to experiment with her lower regions, Kagome pulled her shirt up and pushed her bra up from over her breasts. She was pulling and pinching her nipples when InuYasha's hot mouth pulled one breast into it and started to suck.

 

“Keep going,” she encouraged as he started to rub a little harder and sucked on one breast while his other hand played with the other.

 

“Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop,” she nearly screamed as she started to buck underneath his hand.

 

“Wow,” he whispered as she writhed underneath him and her juices intermingled with his poured out of her. Curious, he shifted so that he could spread her apart with the fingers of one hand while the fingers of his other traced around her clit and then slid up into her again.

 

Now Kagome was panting as he explored her lower regions. He was also making her unbelievably horny again with his light touch. “Having fun?”

 

“Yeah,” he admitted. “Did you know it would feel so good?”

 

“It was even better than I imagined,” she responded. “I was afraid the first time would hurt, but I guess my hymen is long gone since I've been tossed around so much.”

 

“Kagome?” he asked, somewhat embarrassed.

 

“What is it, InuYasha?” She couldn't help but to squirm as he continued to stroke her.

 

He mumbled but she couldn't understand him. “What did you say?”

 

The hanyou rose to his knees so she could see the problem. He was hard again.

 

She found herself reaching up and pulling his cock into her mouth. The taste was interesting with both his semen and her juices commingled on it. She slid the skin that covered the forehead back and rolled her tongue around the tip, making him gasp and jerk in response.

 

“Ka…Ka…Kagome…” he rasped. “I…” he jerked again. He wasn't going to last very long.

 

She kept moving her hand back and forth along his shaft as she asked, “You want to do it again?”

 

Shyly, he nodded.

 

“All right. Let me change positions. This floor isn't very comfortable.” She moved to her hands and knees, keeping his haori underneath her. “Okay, try it now.”

 

She reached between her legs with her right hand to make certain he slid into the right passage. Once he was fully seated inside of her, she said, “Hold on to brace yourself. And you can go as hard and fast as you want - you can't hurt me.”

 

InuYasha pulled back and slid back in, and realized he had an amazing amount of control in this position. As Kagome braced herself against the floor, he started to pound into her, making both of them grunt as their flesh slapped together. He also managed to hit somewhere inside of her that was setting her off and she began to orgasm with him hammering into her. Feeling her milk him as the convulsions rolled around him, he exploded to fill her and then collapsed on top of her. “Sorry,” he whispered as he pulled his weight back off of her.

 

“It's all right, InuYasha.” She rubbed his hand that he had placed directly behind hers. “Do you feel better now?”

 

“Fuck, yes,” he answered. “I never thought… that was amazing.”

 

“Can we sit back down? My knees are starting to hurt,” she asked.

 

He scrambled off of her and sat on his clothing now strewn on the floor. Kagome faced him and straddled his lap again. Her shirt and bra were still pushed up and InuYasha absent-mindedly started to play with her breasts, making her close her eyes and sigh in contentment.

 

“InuYasha?” the miko whispered as she reached up to rub an ear.

 

“Yeah?” He continued to fondle her breasts as he contemplated exploring below a little more.

 

“Promise me that the next time you have this problem that you'll come to me.” She continued to rub his ear and his eyes fluttered closed.

 

“Keh?” he asked, confused. “You mean you want to...”

 

“Tell me this - when Kikyou `made it go away,' did she make you feel this good?” Kagome questioned.

 

InuYasha shook his head. “No,” he answered honestly.

 

“So wouldn't you prefer that I help you with this when you need it?” she continued.

 

“If you'll let me help you.” His fingers slipped back to her slit, which was still dripping from their last encounter.

 

“Yesssss,” she hissed as a finger slid up into her while the pad of his thumb made circular motions around her nub.

 

“We can't let the others know,” she added. “We'll need to act the same around them.”

 

“Will you try not to sit me so often now that you know why I've been so cranky?” he asked.

 

“Agreed - but understand that I will be upset if you go and see Kikyou. This is special - it's supposed to mean our relationship means something,” the miko said.

 

“Try to believe me when I tell you that if I do have to see her about something, we won't ever be doing anything like this.” The hanyou started to rub a little more fervently.

 

“Or this?” Kagome moved up and slid his hardening length up into her again as she settled back down on his lap.

 

“Or this,” InuYasha added as he cupped the back of her head and pulled her to him for a kiss.

 

When he finally released her, they were both panting.

 

“The hardest part will be getting some time alone,” Kagome commented as she began to grind against him.

 

“We'll work something out.”

 

The hanyou leaned back and let her work him up again. He also decided it would be a really good idea to just keep his mouth shut. He didn't want to ruin a good thing by telling the miko who was fucking him raw that he'd never done any of these things with Kikyou. He tried to tell her the truth but she wouldn't let him. It was the first time ever that her assuming the worst had actually worked in his favor. He was trying not to smirk as he bent forward to capture another kiss.

 

*finis*