InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Outtakes ❯ Chapter 1

InuYasha outtakes

 

Day 1

Director: SITTING SCENE TAKE 1

Kagome: InuYasha Sit boy!

InuYasha: Screw you! I ain't sitting down!

Miroku: *whispers to Inu* they will cut your pay check...

InuYasha: *smashes into the ground *

TAKE 2

Kagome: InuYasha sit boy!

InuYasha: ...

*Everyone including Kagome but InuYasha smashes into the ground*

InuYasha: Now this I like *evil grin*

 

Day 2

 

Sesshomaru: *walks away in a random direction*

Jaken: WAIT FOR ME LORD SESSHOMARU!

Sesshomaru: *Continues to walk *

Jaken: WAIT! LORD SESSHOMARUUUUUUUUUUUU WAIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Sesshomaru: ¬ ¬ *stops abruptly *

Jaken: WAIIIII-- *smashes into Sess *

Sesshomaru: * Takes out Tokijin sword * I grow weary of your annoying voice. Jaken.

Jaken: What…what are you going to do Lord Sess--- *gets cut in two *

Sesshomaru: *with a satanic look in his eyes, takes out Tenseiga and revives Jaken. Then kills him again, brings him back, kills him again, brings him back… *

Director: *spitting out his coffee * what are you doing!

Sesshomaru: BAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * Continues his massacre *

Director: *yelling * CUT! STOP TAPING! CUT!

Sesshomaru: I am MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

Day 3 (based on fanart)

 

Backstage after show:

Sesshomaru: DAMN YOU INUYASHA LET GO! Anna is coming!

InuYasha strongly holds Fluffy in his grasp

InuYasha: *being hugged by Kaen* If I have to put up with it, so do you ¬ ¬

Sesshomaru: LEGGO! LEGGO! LEGGO!!!!!! *Pulls and tugs strongly*

Anna: *from a distance* SESSY!!!

Sesshomaru: O.O;;;;; *runs in opposite direction but it doesn't work* BAHHHHHHH

InuYasha: *Now buried under 10 fangirls. Only his arm holding Fluffy can be seen* This…is unreal…torture...

Anna: *now a few feet away* Sessy!!! *about to jump on him*

Sesshomaru: Noooooooooooooo! *last pointless effort to run*

Director: *sipping coffee, entering the backstage* Git….o.o

Sees InuYasha in his bound state on the floor and Sesshomaru still trying to run away even if Anna is on him now

Director: Never seen Sesshomaru act like that before O.o o.O

 

Day 4

 

Director: KAGOURA UNDER THE STARS SCENE TAKE 1

Kagoura: *after seeing a shooting star and thinks of Sesshomaru to help her kill Naraku* That's it! He can help me! *Throws the 2 shards into the air.* ah…ah…ah *Sneeze. Shards fall into the long grass and disappears* DAMNIT! *desperately searches for shards*

TAKE 2

That's it! He can help me! *Throws the 2 shards into the air. One falls into her right eye and she swallows the other* AHHH*cough* My eye! *cough*

TAKE 3

That's it! He can help me! *Throws the 2 shards into the air.*

InuYasha pops out of the forest behind her and grabs the shards in mid air

InuYasha: *jumping away while looking at her* that's what you get when your not careful with these! Hahahah--- *smashes into nearby tree*

Kagoura: Look who's talking ¬ ¬

InuYasha: *raising a finger pointing at her while laying flat face first on the ground* I herd that…

 

Day 5

 

Director: MIROKU AND KAZAANA SCENE. TAKE 1

Miroku: Everyone back away! Ill suck those demons with my kazaana! *puts his hand into position*

Everyone waits

Miroku: ehh o.o; Kazaana! *Nothing* KAZAANA!! *still nothing* what's wrong with this thing? *Points hand in front of his face* hmm… uh-oh O.o *Kazaana starts up and his face gets sucked into his hand.

TAKE 2

Miroku: Kazaana!! *starts up and pulls all the demons towards him* All perish into my hand mouhahahah--- *Kazaana stops suddenly just before it sucks up the demons* ah Shi-- *100000 demons smashes into him burying him completely*

Miroku: *in a muffled and annoyed voice* this hand is truly cursed ¬ ¬ …