InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Lights! Camera! Bloopers? ❯ Chapter Four ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Chapter Four:

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and Co. although I wish they did ^_^. This idea belongs to Inuyasha Extreme.

A/N: I want to take this moment to thank all of my reviewers, you guys rock! Hope you like this chapter too! ^_^

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~*Next Day*~

//Everyone was in the studio and Miroku walks in with at full body cast//

Kagome: Now how are we going to get anything done with Miroku in THAT?

//Pause//

Director: Call in the stunt double!

Assistant: //Whispering in the director's ear// He's in the hospital.

Director: What! Why?

Assistant: Apparently there was an accident during his car crash rehearsal.

Director: Ugh! Time for plan B!

//Director takes out a Miroku costume and a script//

Director: Nick! Put this on. //Throws costume and script on Nick//

Nick: But-!

Director: Put it on or you're going to be more than fired.

Nick: Fine, fine, fine. But I must warn you I stink at acting.

Sango: More than Miroku? Didn't think that was possible too.

Miroku: //Couldn't move his face because of the cast// Just so you know, I'm giving you a really bad look right now.

Sango: Ugh. //Pushes Miroku off balance//

Miroku: //Falling// Whoa! Ahh!

//Crash//

Miroku: //Can't get up// Okay Sango, I'm sorry.

//No one listened//

Miroku: //In a squeaky, high pitch// Help. Anyone?

Director: Okay everyone, Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot, take 35. And…Action!

~*On Set*~

Nick/Miroku: //Riding on Kirara and reading the script// Thanks for the ride. //Throws script away and it lands on the director//

Director: //Muffled// Thanks a lot. //Pulls script off//

Nick/Miroku: Naraku! //Swings his staff but his hand was slippery and the staff slid off his hand and landed on Inuyasha's head//

Inuyasha: //Staff falls from the sky and Inuyasha didn't see it coming. It hits him// Oof! What the heak was that?

Nick/Miroku: My bad!

Director: Cut!

~*Off Set*~

Nick: I told you I was bad.

Kagome: Well at least you got the lines right.

Miroku: Yeah, yeah, yeah that's real great but has anyone realized that I'm STILL STUCK here!

Kagome: Oh sorry. //Kagome tries to pick him up but he was too heavy// Ugh! Dang Miroku! You need to loss some weight.

Miroku: Oh sure say it to a guy with a TWO TON BODY CAST ON!!

Kagome: Right. You still need to loss weight though.

Miroku: //Sarcastically// Oh that's real nice of you to say.

Kagome: Inuyasha a little help here.

//Inuyasha was stuffing himself with potato chips this time//

Inuyasha: //Muffled// I'm busy!

Director: Okay everyone, back on set.

//Kagome walks back on set//

Miroku: //Still stuck// Kagome! Don't leave me like this! Sango? Help?

//Everyone walked back on set and Miroku was still stuck//

Miroku: Aw man!

~*On Set*~

Director: Okay. Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot, take 37. And…Action!

Inuyasha: Shut up! Admit it Naraku…you're the one who turned the pack of demons on the village and killed everyone!

Naraku: All I did was mention that the village's guard happened to be thin that day.

Sango: It was him!

Nick/Miroku: You were after the jewel shards that were in the village weren't you?

Director: Okay cut people! That was great! The best I've seen yet. Let's call it a day.

~*Off Set*~

Miroku: Not quite. Has anyone noticed that I'm still stuck like this!

Inuyasha: Ugh fine. If it'll shut you up. //Picks up Miroku//

//Inuyasha falls//

Inuyasha: Dang Miroku! You gotta lose some weight!

Kagome: //Giggling// You know, that's what I said last time too.

~*30 minutes later*~

//Everyone was outside, Miroku was on the ground from being dragged all the way outside//

Kagome: Finally we made it outside!

Inuyasha: Let's go home then.

//Everyone leaves//

Miroku: Guys? Anyone? Help?

//A car passes by a puddle and splashes Miroku//

Miroku: //Spits out water// Oh great!

---To Be Continued---