InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Lights! Camera! Bloopers? ❯ Chapter Five ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Chapter Five:

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and Co. This idea belongs to Inuyasha.

A/N: This is the last chapter people. There will be an epilogue though. Just a heads up, the Naraku's head is just a robot.

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~*Next Day*~

//Everyone walks up to the studio and sees Miroku all wet and sleeping//

Kagome: Miroku, wake up.

//Miroku was still asleep//

Sango: //A little louder// Miroku, wake up.

//Miroku was STILL asleep//

Inuyasha: //Pushes everyone behind him// Step aside rookies. //Takes in a deep breath// WAKE UP MIROKU!!!

//Miroku jolts up//

Miroku: WHA-!!!

//Everyone starts laughing//

Kagome: //Still laughing// Let's go inside.

~*In the Studio*~

//Everyone walks onset//

Director: Okay people. Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot. Take…what take was it?

Assistant: //Whispers in the director's ear// 40.

Director: Oh. Take 40 and…action!

~*On Set*~

Inuyasha: //Jumps up// You sure like to mess around with people's feelings don't you Naraku!

Naraku: Are you thinking of Kikyo when you say that Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: //Cut's Naraku's head off// You'll pay for that!

//Naraku's head falls on the ground//

Inuyasha: That was too easy.

//The body starts moving by it's self and starts fighting//

Naraku: Heh! I will…

//The head starts smoking//

Head: …not…die…malfunction.

//Head explodes and green gunk flies everywhere//

Director: Cut!

//Everyone runs off set and the crew comes in and cleans everything up//

~*30 Minutes Later*~

Director: //Sighs// Okay, now that that's over, on with the scene. Episode 25, Naraku's Insidious Plot. Take…uh, what take is it?

Everyone: //Shouting// 41!!

Director: Oh. Take 41. And…action!

~*On Set*~

Sango: Inuyasha! It's just a puppet!

Inuyasha: A puppet?

Sango: His heart! Aim for is heart!

New Naraku Head: So you figured it out…

//Inuyasha jumps up//

Inuyasha: Take this! //Slices Naraku's heart//

//Head flies up and explodes along with the body too//

Kagome: He did it!

//Wooden doll and Shikon Jewel Shard appears//

Miroku: It was a counterfeit Naraku. The real Naraku is probably hiding somewhere safe.

Director: Cut! Great work everyone! The episode is finally done! You'll see the results tomorrow.

---To Be Continued---

A/N: Sorry about the bad and short chapter. It's hard making a battle funny. But I promise that the epilogue will be much more funny.