InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Random Story ❯ Random Story ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Sedona
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Oh uh...Hello! ^_^
Enjoy :)

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Fantasy / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.21.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed

Okay, this is what it would be like if the Inuyasha gang were to magically appear in my living room. Mind you, there is randomness, and Kikyo bashing (Maybe even death- Mwah ha ha ha)
Okay. So here's the story.
 
(Sedona and Kerrie sitting on the couch watching Inuyasha)
Sedona: Why can't Inuyasha just come to terms that he loves Kagome, and that Kikyo is a shit-sucking whore?
Kerrie: Yeah… Hey where's the chips?
Sedona: In the kitchen.
(Kerrie goes into the kitchen in search of the chips)
Sedona: [Sigh] I wish Inuyasha was here…
SHAZAM!
(Inuyasha magically appears in Sedona's living room)
Sedona: …Sup?
Inuyasha: What the &%#@?!
Sedona: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISSY! Er…Mister!
Inuyasha: Who are you? Where the hell am I?
Sedona: [ponders] [Waves hands around] This is a dreeeeaaam, your only drrreeeaaammmmiinngg. WhoooooOoooOooOooo.
Inuyasha: Your not fooling anyone wench.
Sedona: [crosses arms] Hmph.
Inuyasha: Where's Kagome?
Sedona: [Jumps] Why? You like her don't you. [evil sneer]
Inuyasha: [Ear Twitch] No, I just want to know what you've done with her.
Kerrie calling from kitchen: Hey Sedona! Where's the Dr. Pepper?
Sedona: In the fridge, DUH!
Kerrie: Okay.
Sedona: [Ponders] I wonder… I wish Kagome was here!
(Kagome appears)
Kagome: Huh-Wha?
Sedona: SCORE! [does little freaky dance]
Kagome: I have no clue why I'm here, but what she's doing looks fun! [joins in the little freaky dance]
Inuyasha: [sweat drop]
Sedona: Kerrie! Get `cho booty in here!
Kerrie: Coming!
(Kerrie walks in)
Kerrie: What the-?
Sedona: Isn't it great! Watch this! I wish Kikyo were here!
(Kikyo appears)
Sedona: Kerrie! Go get the big knife!
(Kerrie runs into kitchen and comes back with a big knife and hands it to Sedona)
Sedona: Thank you. Now…Kikyo, cmere.
Kikyo: Foolish girl, I'm not so stupid.
Sedona: [Ninja throws knife at Kikyo]
(Kikyo dies)
Inuyasha: Wow, that was utterly easy…
Kagome: Mhm…
Inuyasha: Oi, Sedona. Wish for Miroku and Sango to be here.
Sedona: Make me! Ahahahahahahahahaha- okay fine.
Sedona: I wish the rest of the gang was here! Including Sesshomaru and Koga!
Inuyasha: WHAT?! NO!!!!
Kagome: Koga? Yay! [claps hands like idiot]
(Everyone appears)
Koga: Kagome! Be my mate?
Kagome: Sure!
Inuyasha: What?! Oh Well, I liked Sedona better…
Sedona: [sparkly eyes] Oh Inuyasha! I love you too! [runs up and hugs him]
Sesshomaru: Why am I here? Do I have a purpose what so ever?
Sedona: Not really. [He poofs and disappears]
Miroku: [feels Sango up] Heh..Heh..
Sango: GAH! YOU LECHER! [smacks, but secretly likes it]
Miroku: [rubs cheek, hurt look on face]
Shippo: I SMELL FOOD! [runs to kitchen]
Kerrie: OI! THAT'S MY FOOD GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RUNT! [chases after]
Sedona: Inuyasha, let's get married ^-^<3
Inuyasha: Okay.
Sedona: SCORE!
(Living room turns into wedding chapel)
Sedona: Miroku, marry us or I'll take away your play boy mags!
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO! I'll do it! I'll do it! Just don't harm my babies!
Sedona: [smirks]
Miroku: We are gathered here to marry Inuyasha and Sedona in holy lovey dovey ness. Inuyasha do you take Sedona to be your Random scary wife, to love and to give her lots of stuff?
Inuyasha: I do.
Miroku: And Sedona, do you take Inuyasha to be your Random sexy Husband, to love and to make him lots of ramen?
Sedona: RANDOMNESS- Er..I do.
Miroku: I now pronounce you man and wife!
[Make out session]
 
FIN!
Okay- so it didn't make any sense but…a girl can dream =(!!!
Uhm… R&R ^_^;; Heh.. Heh..