InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stuck to Fluff ❯ If you want a bark-you must yank ^^ ( Chapter 21 )

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Last Chappie:

They're racing, who will win?!?

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Chappie 22

Kagome continued watching Kouga and Inuyasha run like rabbits towards Sesshomaru's home. Sesshomaru could be seen watching the two from his cloud with a disapproving look as Inuyasha and Kouga took shots at each other.

At one point Kouga sicked the wolves on Inuyasha, who had to veer off course. "YA DAMN CHEATER!" Inuyasha cried as the wolves chased him around. "Kagome never said anything about having to race fairly!" Kouga said disappearing over a mountain. Inuyasha quickly batted away the wolves and raced after Kouga muttering a variety of curse words along the way.

Kagome was leaning tiredly against Sango. "Are we there yet??….."Kagome groaned slumping down even more. "Kagome, it's such a beautiful day, you should enjoy it!" Sango said as she began poking Miroku with his staff.

"Sango!!!!Whaaaa-……that's not nice! Wha….What are you doing?!?!…….HAHAHAHHH…..HEHEH……Stop Sango!" Miroku said between uncontrollable laughter as Sango tickled him with the staff as he dangled from Kirara's mouth. Kagome groaned, it felt like her stomach was about ready to digest itself.

"Food……" she grumbled sadly, with her head lolling to the side. "HAHAHAH…….HEHE……..Sango! I'm hungry, too…"Miroku said with exhaust after Sango had stopped her tickling.

Sesshomaru continued watching Kouga's wolves chase Inuyasha, but his amusement faded slightly. He gazed back at Kagome on the demon cat. She was shaking Sango saying, "FOOD!!!NEED FOOD!!!!"

His eyes filled with amusement again. His hair whipped in the wind as he turned to look down at his wound, it was a purple black mess. It wasn't hurting so much now, but he felt somehow weaker. "Disgusting.." he snarled, turning forward. He looked down onto the green fields they were flying over. `I wonder how Rin is' he pondered, trying to get his mind off of his wound.

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"Ugly toad, ugly toad, how many warts do you have? …….One. ………Two………Three….."Rin and Shippo chanted together as Jakken frantically jumped up and down trying to avoid the spiked whip that Rin and Shippo were using as a jump rope. `How do I get myself into these things?!?!' he cried in his head.

Rin and Shippo had been exploring the hundreds of rooms in the castle when they came across one filled with dangerous, harmful weapons that Sesshomaru had picked up here and there. Rin and Shippo were silent as they looked at the sharp, spiked objects.

Rin finally squealed happily when she came to the conclusion that Sesshomaru was keeping this room a secret from her because he had brought her a skipping rope. `Sesshomaru-sama can't keep secrets from me!' she thought happily as she looked a spiked whip hanging from two hooks. `Sesshomaru-sama bought Rin a skipping rope!' Rin thought excitedly.

Rin and Shippo managed to get the spiked whip off its hooks and downstairs where Rin threatened Jakken into playing rope. "Sesshomaru-sama………….how will I tell him that stupid, ugly, green toad made Rin cry!" Rin wailed when Jakken had refused. Jakken began to sweat drop as he thought of all the painful things Sesshomaru would do to him when the human brat complained to the great Tai. So, in order to save himself from further abuse, Jakken began skipping rope.

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Naraku lay still on the ground in his castle as the jewel shards he had collected began to heal his body. "I'll get my revenge," he whispered as he continued to regenerate. And even though he had deserted his sick desires for Kagome he began having desires for……SESSHOMARU?!?!? (<<freaky and disgusting, but possible, and Sesshomaru does kinda look like a girl…..)

Kagura looked at the silky kimono Kagome had left in the bathroom. She figured it had come from Sesshomaru since neither Kagome nor Inuyasha could afford such an expensive dress. Even though Kagome had worn it, the scent on Sesshomaru's castle still lingered with it. Kagura wasn't one to worry much about anyone but herself, but when she had learned that Naraku had slashed Sesshomaru she began to worry slightly. `Naraku wouldn't poison him, though…….would he?' Kagura pondered.

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Kagome began munching down on the roasted rabbit that she and Sango had made. Miroku was with Inuyasha at a nearby spring, helping the hanyou wash out the mud and dirt from his haori that had come from racing and falling down repeatedly.

Sesshomaru didn't want to be anywhere near Inuyasha when he was fully clothed, so when Inuyasha decided to take a bath Sesshomaru disappeared for a short while claiming that he couldn't stay within 50 yards of Inuyasha when he was bathing or else he would get nauseous.

Kouga preferred sleeping in caves, or else he got homesick, so he fell asleep with his wolves in a cave north from camp, but before leaving he stated he would be back in the morning to continue the race. After Kagome satisfied her stomach she began venturing out in the direction Sesshomaru had walked off.

She found him sitting near a stream washing his side with disgust. She gasped slightly at her forgetfulness. She had completely forgotten about his wound, and she didn't have her bandages. She walked up to him and knelt down beside him. "How's your wound?" she asked looking at the red gash in his side. `He needs to tan, he's looking pale' Kagome thought. The thought of Sesshomaru as a surfer boy tanning on the beach in her time flashed through her head and she laughed slightly.

He looked up at her with narrowed eyes. Was she laughing at him? She caught his glare and quickly said, `I'm not laughing at you, I just thought of something funny." He didn't detect any lying in her voice so he resumed cleaning his side. `Damn this water is cold,' he thought. Kagome rubbed her hands together trying to keep them warm, the wind was starting to pick up and the sun was already setting.

He put his haori shirt back on and threw his armor over his shoulder onto the grass. "What are you doing?" she asked curiously. "That armor is uncomfortable," he said getting up. "Why do you wear it anyways? I mean, I know it's to protect you but, you're really fast, I've never seen you take one in the chest," Kagome said. "Take what in the chest?" he asked, not fully understanding her question. It was annoying to him when she used sentences like that, sentences he didn't understand.

"Take a hit," Kagome replied. "It helps slightly, I'm used to having it on during battle and training," Sesshomaru said. `God he looks hot without armor,' Kagome thought. "Training?" she asked, "You mean like, doing flips and stuff?" "Working on your form," Sesshomaru said getting up. "I doubt you train much," he said to her.

`Was that an insult?!' she asked herself. "Well, Kaede trains me a little when we visit her," Kagome said. "But only with your miko powers," he said looking at her. "Well, yea, what else is she supposed to train?" Kagome asked. "Your fighting technique, using your body," he said. "Well, all I need are some bows and arrows, I don't punch really good. Well, once my mom did want to send me to karate lessons `cause there were a lot of weirdo's walking around, but I'm not good at stuff like that," Kagome said. Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow……what was she going on about?

He moved closer to her. "What?" she asked. He held his hand in front of his chest, "Hit me." "No way!" Kagome said disbelievingly. "I won't be cross," he said. "I know that, but, I really suck," Kagome explained. "You use the strangest of words," he stated. "It means I'm really bad," Kagome said sighing. "I just want to see," he said.

"It doesn't matter, even if I did punch you, that wouldn't do the trick," Kagome said smiling. "What would do the trick then?" he asked putting his hand down. Kagome smiled. He leaned down to her after a moment and whispered in her ear, "If I'm guessing right in thinking where you're going to try and hit me, then I might as well say, it won't work."

Kagome turned red but said, "NO, that was not where I was thinking of hitting you." Sesshomaru regained his composure waiting for her to try her trick. She walked behind him, "Are you sure you're not going to get mad?" She looked at him uneasily. "Are you going to pull my hair?" he asked. "No" she said. "Good choice, because if you had, I would have been very cross" Sesshomaru said turning to face her.

"Sesshomaru! You said you weren't going to get mad!" Kagome said. "At the most I'll be amused, now do your little trick," Sesshomaru said.

Kagome thought for a moment, if she lashed her hand out he would block it……….she had to catch him off guard. She had to keep a straight face or else he would catch onto what she was doing. She gently grabbed his hand and look into his eyes. He raised an eyebrow……..what the hell was she doing?

"Sesshomaru…"she said, her face edging closer. He leaned back looking down at their hands and back at her. What was going on? Was this her trick? Was she trying to seduce him? Kagome finally saw her chance and grabbed his tail and yanked as hard as she could.

Sesshomaru didn't catch onto her deception until it was too late. The moment she yanked his tail, which was a very hard yank, he let out a strange, weird sound.

Inuyasha's ears perked up. "What was that?" he asked. "Sounded like a wolf" Miroku said paying no more attention to the dying sound. Inuyasha shrugged and continued washing his hair.

`Did he just bark?' Kagome thought. She took a few steps backward. After Sesshomaru had let out his weird, freaky, bark he had fallen down. "Sesshomaru? Are you ok?" she asked poking his shoulder. Sesshomaru slowly lifted his head off the ground. `GOD, IT FEELS LIKE SHE RIPPED IT OFF!' he thought. His tail had come undone when she had yanked it and now was lying on the grass.

"Sesshomaru, I'm sorry, does it hurt?" Kagome asked. `LIKE A BITCH!' his conscious cried. "Sesshomaru? You want me to put some cold water on it?" Kagome asked worriedly. "No….." he said slowly getting up. He looked at her then smiled with narrow eyes and whispered, "Good job." Kagome backed away, she really thought Sesshomaru would look handsome when he smiled but this was more of a devious smile that scared her.

"Now, Sesshomaru, remember…….you said you wouldn't be angry," Kagome said quickly. "I'm not angry," he lied. "Then why do you have an anime angry sign on your forehead?" Kagome asked. (=P) "I don't know," he said flicking the anime angry sign away. "Really? You're really not angry?" Kagome asked happily. "Not angry…."he said trying to contain his anger.

"Ok! I'm glad, well, thanks for the little training. I'm going to sleep now," Kagome said walking back to camp. Sesshomaru waited until she was out of sight before he grabbed his tail and began to pat the lifeless fluff. He tried moving it but he never had any luck with moving his tail, it had a mind of it's own. He felt his anger rising within him, damn that woman! How dare she use that little `look into my eyes so I can distract you' trick on him!

He would get her back…..oh, he would, most definitely. In the meantime, though, he had to take his anger out on something.

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How's that for ya' ya crazy fans?!?!?!?!?!? Lol, just playin. Well, I had so much of fun writing this chapter.

I was laughing all the way. I'll update soon.

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