InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Cast Would never Say or Do ❯ Naraku ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Sesshomaru4eva203 
Things Naraku would NEVER say
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 408 | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
Things Naraku would NEVER say
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 408 | Visits: 307 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own Naraku (thank god, because if I did I would have to lock him in my closet with all my other captives!) or any of the other characters mentioned in this chapter.
Things Characters would never say or do: Naraku
-Naraku: Oh Sessy-poo let's get married
Sesshomaru: uhh, I’m not gay
Naraku: sure you are! You do look like a girl! (Contributed by Sesshomaru-Luver)
-Shippo: ::jumps in Naraku's pants:: ::gasps:: guys, he doesn't have a sausage! ::everyone laughing::
Naraku: what? I sold it on e-bay! ::everyone stares wide-eyed:: (also contributed by Sesshomaru-Luver)
-Inuyasha, the real reason I hate you is because you’re prettier than me.
-Kagome, can I borrow a bra? I need more Cleavage…
-I’m thinking of getting implants, what do you guys think?
-Inuyasha, you can have the jewel, I don’t really want it anymore
- (singing) I’m a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life in plastic, its fantastic! You can brush my hair! Undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!
-Kagome? Do you have any low-fat Ramen? I’m trying to lose weight to impress my boyfriend ::looks at Miroku and winks::
-I’m thinking of Dyeing my hair, black is soo not my color!
-::picks daisy:: ::puts daisy behind ear:: ::starts to skip around::
-Oh my god, Titanic is such a touching movie! ::starts to cry:: Come back Jack!!!
-::puts on prom dress:: ok, who’s gonna be my date for Prom?
-Crap, the heel of my shoe just snapped off. I just got these yesterday!
-GUYS! SOMEONE STOLE MY TEDDY BEAR!!
-I really need a facial, my skin isn’t looking to good.
-Inuyasha, you really turn me on…
-crap! My nail just broke! Oh great, now I gotta go get another manicure!
-Hey Miroku, you like my new perfume? I got it at Victoria’s secret!
-Sesshomaru, you are soo sexy, lets go make out!
-Guys, I just found the cutest pair of earrings!
A/N: I would write more, but I’m laughing to hard to type. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Don’t forget to review! Next Chapter: Kikyo! Stay tuned! Suggestions welcome!
Things Characters would never say or do: Naraku
-Naraku: Oh Sessy-poo let's get married
Sesshomaru: uhh, I’m not gay
Naraku: sure you are! You do look like a girl! (Contributed by Sesshomaru-Luver)
-Shippo: ::jumps in Naraku's pants:: ::gasps:: guys, he doesn't have a sausage! ::everyone laughing::
Naraku: what? I sold it on e-bay! ::everyone stares wide-eyed:: (also contributed by Sesshomaru-Luver)
-Inuyasha, the real reason I hate you is because you’re prettier than me.
-Kagome, can I borrow a bra? I need more Cleavage…
-I’m thinking of getting implants, what do you guys think?
-Inuyasha, you can have the jewel, I don’t really want it anymore
- (singing) I’m a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life in plastic, its fantastic! You can brush my hair! Undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!
-Kagome? Do you have any low-fat Ramen? I’m trying to lose weight to impress my boyfriend ::looks at Miroku and winks::
-I’m thinking of Dyeing my hair, black is soo not my color!
-::picks daisy:: ::puts daisy behind ear:: ::starts to skip around::
-Oh my god, Titanic is such a touching movie! ::starts to cry:: Come back Jack!!!
-::puts on prom dress:: ok, who’s gonna be my date for Prom?
-Crap, the heel of my shoe just snapped off. I just got these yesterday!
-GUYS! SOMEONE STOLE MY TEDDY BEAR!!
-I really need a facial, my skin isn’t looking to good.
-Inuyasha, you really turn me on…
-crap! My nail just broke! Oh great, now I gotta go get another manicure!
-Hey Miroku, you like my new perfume? I got it at Victoria’s secret!
-Sesshomaru, you are soo sexy, lets go make out!
-Guys, I just found the cutest pair of earrings!
A/N: I would write more, but I’m laughing to hard to type. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Don’t forget to review! Next Chapter: Kikyo! Stay tuned! Suggestions welcome!