InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Cast Would never Say or Do ❯ Sango ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Sesshomaru4eva203 
Things Sango would NEVER say
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 387 | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Things Sango would NEVER say
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.19.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 387 | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don’t own Sango, or any of the other characters mentioned in this story.
Things Characters would never say or do: Sango (this chapter has a few swears, be warned)
-Miroku, I have a splinter in my butt, could you help get it out? (That was Froggy-Chan’s idea, Thanks Froggy-chan!)
-::takes the Shikon Jewel:: My jewel, MINE! ::runs away laughing hysterically::
- Inuyasha: Sango, what were you and Miroku doing in the cabin for so long?
Miroku: We weren’t doing anything!
Sango: Come on Miroku, we’ve got nothing to hide! ::Kisses Miroku::
-::gropes Miroku::
-I’m gonna go take a bath, wanna join me, Miroku?
-::starts to strip in front of Miroku::
-Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck! Screw a kangaroo! Hump a hippopotamus, support your local zoo!
-::throws Hiraikotsu off a cliff:: stupid boomerang… wait…SHIT! I needed that!
-::steals ramen from Inuyasha:: HAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH!
-Hey Miroku? Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my butt? Me and Kagome are going skinny dipping.
-::hits deer with Hiraikotsu:: Damn Bambi…
-Miroku: Sango, will you bear my children?
Sango: Sure! How many do ya want? 15? 16? You pick the number! ( I watched this one episode of Inuyasha were an old lady said that to Miroku. I was laughing so hard, I just had to use it as a quote!)
-Guys, me and Kagome aren’t gonna go shard hunting today, we’ve gotta get our nails done
-Kilala, you are so wise. You’re like a mini Buddha, covered with hair.
-::takes shirt off:: (singing) I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a standing in a row!
-::watches Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fighting:: Hey Inuyasha, you do realize that you’re gonna lose, right?
A/N: Yeah, sorry this is really short, but Sango is a little hard to think of things. I could prolly think of more, but right now its about 1:00 in the morning, and I’m about to fall asleep. Don’t forget to review! Next Chapter: NARAKU! Oh, and Kikyo will be after Naraku, so don’t worry!
Things Characters would never say or do: Sango (this chapter has a few swears, be warned)
-Miroku, I have a splinter in my butt, could you help get it out? (That was Froggy-Chan’s idea, Thanks Froggy-chan!)
-::takes the Shikon Jewel:: My jewel, MINE! ::runs away laughing hysterically::
- Inuyasha: Sango, what were you and Miroku doing in the cabin for so long?
Miroku: We weren’t doing anything!
Sango: Come on Miroku, we’ve got nothing to hide! ::Kisses Miroku::
-::gropes Miroku::
-I’m gonna go take a bath, wanna join me, Miroku?
-::starts to strip in front of Miroku::
-Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck! Screw a kangaroo! Hump a hippopotamus, support your local zoo!
-::throws Hiraikotsu off a cliff:: stupid boomerang… wait…SHIT! I needed that!
-::steals ramen from Inuyasha:: HAHAHA! FEEL MY WRATH!
-Hey Miroku? Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my butt? Me and Kagome are going skinny dipping.
-::hits deer with Hiraikotsu:: Damn Bambi…
-Miroku: Sango, will you bear my children?
Sango: Sure! How many do ya want? 15? 16? You pick the number! ( I watched this one episode of Inuyasha were an old lady said that to Miroku. I was laughing so hard, I just had to use it as a quote!)
-Guys, me and Kagome aren’t gonna go shard hunting today, we’ve gotta get our nails done
-Kilala, you are so wise. You’re like a mini Buddha, covered with hair.
-::takes shirt off:: (singing) I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a standing in a row!
-::watches Inuyasha and Sesshomaru fighting:: Hey Inuyasha, you do realize that you’re gonna lose, right?
A/N: Yeah, sorry this is really short, but Sango is a little hard to think of things. I could prolly think of more, but right now its about 1:00 in the morning, and I’m about to fall asleep. Don’t forget to review! Next Chapter: NARAKU! Oh, and Kikyo will be after Naraku, so don’t worry!