InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Cast Would never Say or Do ❯ Sesshomaru ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don’t own Sesshomaru or any of the other characters mentioned in this chapter.

Things Characters Would Never Say or Do: Sesshomaru

-::hugs Inuyasha:: I love you!

-::turns into demon:: ::licks butt::

-Kagome, I can’t pick out a lip gloss color that will match this dress! What am I gonna do!

-::chucks Tetsusaiga off a cliff::

-I want a teddy bear!

-::chases Tail::

-Oh my god, Kagome, look at her butt. Its so big, so out there. She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends. Yeah, who understands those rap guys anyways?

-Naraku, lets get married!

-Inuyasha, you turn me on!

-I love you Jaken, lets bang!

-::puts on cowboy hat:: Dude, I am so totally stylin’!

-Alright, who ate the last of the pocky?

-::gets on merry-go-round:: WHEEEEE!

-I’m to sexy for my shirt, I’m to sexy for my shirt, I’m to sexy!

-::starts to dance the Macarena:: HEY MACARENA!

-This dress totally makes my butt look big

-(writing) Dear Diary…

-I want a puppy!

-::starts hopping around like a bunny::

-::gropes Jaken::

-Hey, that cloud looks like an ice cream cone!

-Guys, I think I’m PMS-ing!

-::does Cartwheel::

A/N: I’m sure I could think of more, but my brain is totally pooped out. Maybe I’ll have a “Sesshomaru, Part 2” chapter sometime, but yeah, like I said, I’m totally out of stuff to write. Oh, and some people have said that this story is against site rules, but I’ve seen other list stories up, so yeah, if this gets deleted, I don’t really care. Anyway, don’t forget to review! Next chap