InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Truth Or Dare, InuYasha Style ❯ Hojo the Homo Hobo ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: AnimeAngel101 
Hojo bashing time ^_^
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.12.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 948 | Visits: 611 | Status: Work In Progress
Hojo bashing time ^_^
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.12.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 948 | Visits: 611 | Status: Work In Progress
Kaniki: Konnichiwa minna-san ^_^ Welcome to my new inuyasha fanfic!
Inu Gang: *grones*
Let me guess what you are gonna say, *cough cough* "Awwww man! not another one! your gonna put us through torture..AGAIN!!!!" right?
Gang: ... O.o yeah..
And your answer to that is HAI!!!!!! I will ^_^
Them: -.-
Btw i will be haveing a few of my friends comeing up and they are...
Oi im Nikki!
??????: Hey Im Ashley!
HEY!!!!!!!!! Im angel ^_^
And im Akira!
Kaniki,Akira,Nikki,Ashley,and Angel: Now let the torture begin!!
Guys I'm bored out of my mind !!! >.< *light bulb appears above head* I KNOW!!! How about we go to my era and play a game?
Feh! Why? I bet you just want to go back so you can see hojo the homo hobo again! Well that aint happening!
but inuyasha: *gives inuyasha cold glair promising pain if he doesn't let them go*
*Gulp* Uh.... I mean Sure Sounds Like Fun hehehehehe ^^;;;;
*falls out of sky* HEY!!!!!!! WAIT!!!!!!!! I wanna play!!!!
Um...Sure O.o but who are you?
Who am I? I AM THE ALL POWER AUTHORESS!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O.o *scared*
^_^
Ano well lets go to the well ^_^
Nope no need! *types something on a computer behind back and everyone appears in kaniki's living room*
O.o Where are we?
-.- Can't you read? *points up*
Oh.never mind then.
-.- Baka
Well What should we do?
How About we play . TRUTH OR DARE?!?! *lightning is seen and thunder is heard*
O.o
GOOD IDEA!!!!
ppls that don't know: Nani? What's Truth or dare? * Thunder and lightning again*
*explains*
OH!!! Ok.
OK!!! I'll Start ^_^ Inuyasha, Truth or dare?
Ano. Dare.
Ok, I dare you to . *walks up to inuyasha and wispers it in his ear*
NANI?!?!?!?! I am NOT doing that!!!!!
Inuyasha you remember that time that you .
WAIT!!! I'll do it!!
* Go's out side Kaniki's house with chairs and popcorn*
*Go's on top pf the roof with a mic that is hooked into HUGE speakers*
man driving by: FREAK!!!!
With 2 Kids walking by: Oh my O.o Quick children cover your ears and don't look the weird person in the eyes he may make you go insane!
1: Awwww but I wanted to pet him!
2: yeah me too! Hey mom can we go pet the crazy man?
No!!. Well. Maybe after you eat your dinner.
YAY!!!
Lady Walking Down The Street: WHO HOO!!! YOU SING IT SISTER!!!
*banging his head on a wall*
else: *ROTFLMAO*
*go's back inside still snickering (a/n except inuyasha)*
Ano Miroku truth or dare?
Truth
wimp Is it true you are in LOVE with sango?
and Sango: *blush*
Well that was a lame truth. Everyone knows they love each other -.-
Oh shut up
MAKE ME!!!!
Maybe I will!!
I would like to see you try!!!
*fake cough's to get kaniki's and inuyasha's attention*
and Inuyasha: *glair at miroku*
*wispers* Well that is true.
SEE!!!! And you still haven't been able to make me shut up!!
BUT IT WASN'T LAME!!! AND I GOT THE TRUTH OUT OF HIM!!! I just wanted him to say it!!! And I WILL get you to shut up!!
OH YEAH?!?! HOW?!?!
*has evil glint in eye*
W-what are y-y-you up to I-I-inuyasha?
I know a way to make you shut up.
Oh really? How?
Simple Like this. *leans in and kiss's kaniki on the lips*
*in shock*
YOU GO BROTHER!!!!!!!
but kaniki,inuyasha and fluffy: O.o
Woah. They are still kissing you know.
*red from anger* InuYasha OSUWARI!!!!!!
*still kissing kaniki*
*smirks then push's inuyasha in a closet* I'll be back later.
O.o
*pissed* inuyasha is so dead and so is kaniki!!!
*pokes head out of closet* Kagome shut up! You have been cheating on inuyasha with hojo the homo hobo anyways so too bad for you *flickes her off and go's back in closet*
Er O.O miroku your turn.
O.o oh ..yes rightKagome, truth or dare?
truth.
Have you really been cheating on inuyasha with homo I mean hojo?
*blushes like mad* yes. SoSango truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you..
Well There you go! A whole 4 typed pages!
Hey. This is a lot different from what you wrote on paper and typed the first time..
I know but my fingers have a mind of there own and my floppy disk wouldn't open the first chappie so I had to re-type it but oh well that's ok I like this chappie better anyways.
oh
Well see you later ppls!!
JA NE!!
Inu Gang: *grones*
Let me guess what you are gonna say, *cough cough* "Awwww man! not another one! your gonna put us through torture..AGAIN!!!!" right?
Gang: ... O.o yeah..
And your answer to that is HAI!!!!!! I will ^_^
Them: -.-
Btw i will be haveing a few of my friends comeing up and they are...
Oi im Nikki!
??????: Hey Im Ashley!
HEY!!!!!!!!! Im angel ^_^
And im Akira!
Kaniki,Akira,Nikki,Ashley,and Angel: Now let the torture begin!!
was calm and peaceful in the fudal era. The birds where singing, sun shining brightly and a gentle breeze blowing. There was no youkai around with jewel shards so everyone could just take it easy. All in all it was the most boring day ever.
Guys I'm bored out of my mind !!! >.< *light bulb appears above head* I KNOW!!! How about we go to my era and play a game?
Feh! Why? I bet you just want to go back so you can see hojo the homo hobo again! Well that aint happening!
but inuyasha: *gives inuyasha cold glair promising pain if he doesn't let them go*
*Gulp* Uh.... I mean Sure Sounds Like Fun hehehehehe ^^;;;;
*falls out of sky* HEY!!!!!!! WAIT!!!!!!!! I wanna play!!!!
Um...Sure O.o but who are you?
Who am I? I AM THE ALL POWER AUTHORESS!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
O.o *scared*
^_^
Ano well lets go to the well ^_^
Nope no need! *types something on a computer behind back and everyone appears in kaniki's living room*
O.o Where are we?
-.- Can't you read? *points up*
Oh.never mind then.
-.- Baka
Well What should we do?
How About we play . TRUTH OR DARE?!?! *lightning is seen and thunder is heard*
O.o
GOOD IDEA!!!!
ppls that don't know: Nani? What's Truth or dare? * Thunder and lightning again*
*explains*
OH!!! Ok.
OK!!! I'll Start ^_^ Inuyasha, Truth or dare?
Ano. Dare.
Ok, I dare you to . *walks up to inuyasha and wispers it in his ear*
NANI?!?!?!?! I am NOT doing that!!!!!
Inuyasha you remember that time that you .
WAIT!!! I'll do it!!
* Go's out side Kaniki's house with chairs and popcorn*
*Go's on top pf the roof with a mic that is hooked into HUGE speakers*
*Everyone hears the song Man, I Feel Like A Woman Come On (a/n I don't own that)*
Inuyasha: *starts singing the song*man driving by: FREAK!!!!
With 2 Kids walking by: Oh my O.o Quick children cover your ears and don't look the weird person in the eyes he may make you go insane!
1: Awwww but I wanted to pet him!
2: yeah me too! Hey mom can we go pet the crazy man?
No!!. Well. Maybe after you eat your dinner.
YAY!!!
Lady Walking Down The Street: WHO HOO!!! YOU SING IT SISTER!!!
*banging his head on a wall*
else: *ROTFLMAO*
*go's back inside still snickering (a/n except inuyasha)*
Ano Miroku truth or dare?
Truth
wimp Is it true you are in LOVE with sango?
and Sango: *blush*
Well that was a lame truth. Everyone knows they love each other -.-
Oh shut up
MAKE ME!!!!
Maybe I will!!
I would like to see you try!!!
*fake cough's to get kaniki's and inuyasha's attention*
and Inuyasha: *glair at miroku*
*wispers* Well that is true.
SEE!!!! And you still haven't been able to make me shut up!!
BUT IT WASN'T LAME!!! AND I GOT THE TRUTH OUT OF HIM!!! I just wanted him to say it!!! And I WILL get you to shut up!!
OH YEAH?!?! HOW?!?!
*has evil glint in eye*
W-what are y-y-you up to I-I-inuyasha?
I know a way to make you shut up.
Oh really? How?
Simple Like this. *leans in and kiss's kaniki on the lips*
*in shock*
YOU GO BROTHER!!!!!!!
but kaniki,inuyasha and fluffy: O.o
Woah. They are still kissing you know.
*red from anger* InuYasha OSUWARI!!!!!!
*still kissing kaniki*
*smirks then push's inuyasha in a closet* I'll be back later.
O.o
*pissed* inuyasha is so dead and so is kaniki!!!
*pokes head out of closet* Kagome shut up! You have been cheating on inuyasha with hojo the homo hobo anyways so too bad for you *flickes her off and go's back in closet*
Er O.O miroku your turn.
O.o oh ..yes rightKagome, truth or dare?
truth.
Have you really been cheating on inuyasha with homo I mean hojo?
*blushes like mad* yes. SoSango truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you..
Well There you go! A whole 4 typed pages!
Hey. This is a lot different from what you wrote on paper and typed the first time..
I know but my fingers have a mind of there own and my floppy disk wouldn't open the first chappie so I had to re-type it but oh well that's ok I like this chappie better anyways.
oh
Well see you later ppls!!
JA NE!!