Lupin III Fan Fiction ❯ Live and let Retire ❯ Part 2 ( Chapter 2 )

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Part 2
Lupin and Jigen were walking around the house(which looked a lot like a mansion).
Lupin-Nice house.Who's is it?
Jigen-It's mine.
Lupin-WOAH!You ol' coot! You scored!*silences for a few minutes.*Sooooooo. What are you doing all by yourself?
Jigen-Well, I was suppose to go to my son's wedding, but I didn't wanna go so I said I had the flu.
Lupin-You have a son?!? I Didn't know you were married!
Jigen-I'M NOT MARRIED, YOU OL' COOT!!!!!
Lupin-ooh.*silence* Anyway, where's Goemon?
Jigen-Follow me.
They walk up a spiral staircase to a room with a metal door and a lock.
Jigen-We secluded him to this room because he started to scare us.
Jigen opens the door.The scene shows Goemon's back turn with his big stick.
Goemon-*muttering* I am the angel of death. I am the angel of death.
Lupin-EEe.That is scary.Where's Fujiko?
Jigen-She got into a big car crash and lost most of her brain.All she wanted to do was to “ Do it.” So I tossed her into the dumpster.The garbage men came yesterday. I replaced her with this robot.
Robot-*flailing arms*HEY LUPIN!!!
Lupin grabs the robot by the neck and throws it down. It explodes.
Jigen-Eh.I didn't really like that robot anyway. Hey! Did you know
Goemon was filmed in a commercial before I locked in that room?
Lupin-Cool!
They sit down on a big sofa as Jigen turns on a big screen TV.
It shows an Oscar Myer commercial.
Goemon-*singing*Oh I wish I were a…..*stops*Eh, what the h---.
Buy Oscar Myer products.
Lupin-That's worse than the album Zenigata released.Speaking of which, where is the ol' cron?
The next scene shows Lupin dialing the phone for the police station.
Lupin-Hello, can I speak to inspector Zenigata?
Voice-I'm sorry. He does not work for the police station anymore.I'm his son.I look after him.
It shows Zenigata rocking back and fourth in a rocking chair.
Zenigata-*old and weakly*No, Lupin.Put it down.Get back here, Lupin.
Lupin hangs up the phone.
Jigen-How'd it go?
Lupin-*laughing*HA HA HA! ZEENIGATA'S SENILE!!!
They both burst into laughter.
Lupin-I better get going.Where do I live?
Jigen-Nowhere. You live on the street.
Lupin-WHAT??!!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE OLD!!!!!
He takes a knife and stabs himself,
He soon wakes up.
Lupin-HUH,wha?
Lupin sees Zenigata with a big grin on his face.
Zenigata-*smiling* Good ta see ya up, Lupin.
He smacks a pair of handcuffs on him and starts laught wildly.
Zenigata-*laughing* I can't believe this is happening!!*takes out a police report and says it out loud as he writes it down* Criminal:Lupin III
Cop capture criminal:Inspector Zenigata
Offense:Robbing a bank.
 
He looks back at the handcuffs to see Lupin,but he's gone.
Zenigat-WHAT?!!!? D--- YOU, LUPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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So,how was it? I know it's kinda short, but that's how much time I had to write this(I don't want to change it at all). Also,there are hidden parodies to a few episodes of, The Simpsons.