Medabots Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Monster Rancher Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Jeopardy Total Chaos ❯ Chapter two ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

A.N: I would like to thank all the people who reviewed me, if it wasn't for them I never would have written this chapter

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these animes or any animes in general... or the guest star!

Nimmi: Well, we're back! Now Goku, why don't you start things off.

Goku: I'll take Bibi-dee, Babi-dee Buu for $400.

Nimmi: Chi-chi breaks the T.V whenever she sees this.

Metabee: (buzz) What is Goku fighting?

Nimmi: No.

Yugi: (buzz) What is Gohan fighting?

Nimmi: No.

Mochie: (buzz) What is Goten fighting chie?

Nimmi: No, the answer is seeing the T.V display the words "The Arrival Of Raditz"

(Chi-Chi hits Nimmi over the head with the dreaded frying pan)

Nimmi: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly Ribbon enters the room carrying Kirby who was holding the crystal shard gun thing)

Kirby: Hi

(notices Goku's halo)

Kirby & Ribbon: AAAAHHHHH!!!! It's 02!

(Kirby startes shooting the gun into Goku's halo)

Goku: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nimmi: Kirby, Ribbon please, this is ANIME Jeopardy, AND YOU AREN'T ANIME CHARACTERS!

Kirby: :(... Wait...

(Turns to Nimmi)

Kirby: You aren't an anime character!

Nimmi: I'm the author, that's different and besides Kirby, don't you need to shoot the next episode of your new T.V show?

Kirby: We already are!

(points to a waddle dee behind him filming, and the camera suddenly blows up)

Waddle dee: Well there goes next weeks episode...

(They all leave)

Nimmi: Um... Yugi choose the next question

Yugi: I'll take Yu-Gi-Oh No for $100

Nimmi: What colour are the Red-eyes Black dragon's eyes?

Pikachu: (buzz) Pika! Pika Pikachu...Pika.

Nimmi: No.

Pikachu: :(...

Goku: What is orange?

Nimmi: No

Hamtaro: What is multi-coloured?

Nimmi: ???...No.

Tyson: What is blue?

Nimmi: No, the answer is red... COMERCIALS!

Comercials

Goku:Qqqqqwwwwwwwwweeeeeeerrrrrrttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuu uuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooopppppppppppppaaaaaaasssssssssddddddddddfffff fffffffggggggggghhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkklllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxx xxxxxxxccccccccvvvvvvvvvvbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Everyone: ???

Hamtaro Okay, let's hear Snoozer's big speech!

Snoozer: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pasmina: Cool!

Nimmi: WHO WROTE THIS JUNK!!!!! I'VE SEEN BETTER THINGS IN SCHOOL DESKS!!!!!!

Panda: But you wrote both these commercials...

Nimmi:...

Nimmi: Um... Hamtaro choose please.

Hamtaro: I'll choose Little Hamsters Big Headaches for $500

Nimmi: What is the name of Hamtaro's T.V show?

Giyomon: (buzz) What is Hamtaco?

Nimmi: No It's Hamtaro... Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pika, pika

Nimmi: I'll take that as Gotta Ketchup all for $100... What is Proffeser Oak's first name?

Goku: Grampa Gohan

Yugi: Grampa

Mochie: Mono chie

Hamtaro: Auntie Viv

Tyson: Grampa

Pikachu: Pika

Metabee: The-guy-by-the-road-who-tries-to-sell-baby-chickens

Nimmi: Your forgetting to buzz in! Anyway it's Samuel... Comercials please.

Comercials

(Pu'ar, Karin and Dr.Brief's cat are being chased by Bii)

Pu'ar: (still running) is this you? Do you want to stop dogs from chasing you?

(Karin and Dr. Brief's cat nod)

Pu'ar: Well too bad there is no way!

(Salty, Brandy, Grey wolf and Sparky(The dog Tyson and Max rescued in the 3rd episode) all start chasing them as well)

Pu'ar: RUN!!!!

(Patamon and Gatomon are talking)

Patamon: Psst we're filming

Gatomon: So what?

Patamon: We might get sued!

Gatomon: Where's the logic in that?

Patamon: Why are we wasting our time in this fic anyway? Let's go read some fanfics on the Global News.

Gatomon: There is no such category!

Patamon: Exactly.

Nimmi: Well, Goku why don't you choose.

Goku: I'll take Bibi-dee Babi-dee Buu for $500. Oh, and make it about Vegeta's Badman shirt again!

Vegeta: WHAT!!!!! YOU BAKA!!!! COME HERE AND SAY THAT!!!!!!

Goku: I WILL!!!!!!!!!

(They both start fighting, break a hole in the studio wall and fall into the Weakest Link studio next door)

Chelsie: Aaack!

(Hamtaro, Pikachu, Giyomon, Metabee, Mochie, Tyson and Yugi follow them through the hole)

Chelsie: Well I may as well put you guys on the show...

(Everyone sittes down except for Vegeta who suffered the "Wrath of the Frying Pan")

(Nimmi poked her head through the wall in the Jeopardy studio)

Nimmi: Excuse me, we are still doing a show here! Goku, your question is "All Z-senshi and people in general cower at this tool"

Chelsie(ignoring Nimmi): Goku, What inspirered the Candian Flag?

Goku(who got the questions mixed up turns to Chelsie): Chi-chi's frying pan!

Nimmi: Hey, he got it right...too bad it was to the wrong person.

Chelsie: GOKU YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!

Nimmi: EVERYONE GET BACK INTO THE JEOPARDY STUDIO BEFORE YOU LEARN THE TRUE POWER OF THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone gets back into the studio)

Nimmi: Anyway, Goku get's no money since he answered to the wrong person...Tyson your turn.

Tyson: I'll take Let it slip for $100

Nimmi:What is the name of Tyson's bit-beast?

Goku: Shenron!

Mochie: Naga chie!

Pikachu: Pi chuu!

Giyomon: Wargrowlmon!

Yugi: Giya the dragon champion!

Metabee: War bandit!

Tyson: Grampa!

Hamtaro: Pepper!

Nimmi: NO, AND YOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN!!!!! THIS ISN'T SCHOOL YA KNOW!!!!

Yugi: But you don't call out in school either.

Nimmi: Yes, but nobody seemes to listen to that rule! COMERCIALS!!! The standings are everybody at -$2000

Comercials

Panda: For the softest fur a Ham could ask for use "Ham-Ham Conditioner" Note: This has not been tested on human.

Serebi: Um... Do you want to be as cute as I am? Then call 1-800 555-IAMCUTE

(uses psycic powers to get people to call)

Nimmi: Um, Serebi... You can't do that... Your supposed to be cute... Not evil!

Serebi(sweet voice): But I am cute!

Nimmi: *sigh*

Nimmi: Pikachu, why don't you choose the next question.

Pikachu: Pika!

Nimmi: Let's see...Gotta Ketchup all for $200... Misty thinks Ash owes this to her.

Goku: (buzz) What is a bicycle?

Nimmi: No.

Tyson: (buzz) Protection from Brock?

Nimmi: No.

Mochie: (buzz) What is protection from bug pokemon chie?

Nimmi: No, the answer is a break...Giyomon?

Giyomon: I'll take Digimon Computerized monsters for $400

Nimmi: What kind of animal does Terriermon resemble?

Giyomon: (buzz) What is a terrier?

Nimmi: No.

Hamtaro: (buzz) What is Capybara?

Nimmi: No...

Pikachu: (buzz) Pika!

Nimmi: No, he's not a pika (A.N: A pika (pronounced Pie-ka) is a type of animal called a Lagomorph)

Pikachu: :(

Metabee: (buzz) What is a dog?

Nimmi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What is Bone Mouse? (A.N My fave card :) )

Nimmi:No, It's a rabbit...Comercials!!!

Comercials

(Bone Mouse is talking it's Beaver Warrior opponent on the field)

Bone Mouse: Doesn't that armor get sweaty?

Beaver Warrior: All the time!

(Bone Mouse hands Beaver Warrior a bottle)

Bone Mouse: Spray this around inside your armor.

(Beaver Warrior sprays it around, his armor is filled with a rotten odor, Beaver Warrior faints and his attack power goes down to 100)

Bone Mouse: Whoohoo!

(attacks Beaver Warrior and his opponent's life points went down to 0)

Some Ruffere: Bone Mouse is the Winner!

Bone Mouse: YEAH!!!

Jessie: Buy the Team Rocket CD today!

James: Featuring the Song "This Is The Motto That Never Ends...

Meowth: "It Goes On And On Until Your Batterys Run Out"

Jessie: "Team Rocket Started Singing It Too Annoy Everyone"

James: "And Will Continue Singing Untill Infinite Just Because...

Jessie,James,Meowth: "THIS IS THE MOTTO THAT NEVER ENDS!!!

Nimmi: You guys...the genre for this story isn't horror!

Nimmi: Okay, Mochie, please choose the next category.

Mochie: Mochie want Monster Hancher for $200 chie!

Nimmi: What is the name of Gali's final attack that he used on Genki and the others?

Mochie: (buzz) What is Cherry-blossom-blizzard chie?

Nimmi: NO!!!!

Goku: (buzz) What is Kaioken?

Nimmi: No.

Tyson: (buzz) What is Storm attack?

Nimmi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Gali-hurricane... Metabee?

Metabee: I'll take More Medabots, More Sower for $500

Nimmi: This device is used to transport a Medabot.

Goku: Dragon Radar!

Pikachu: Pika pika!

Giyomon: Digivice!

Metabee: T.V!

Mochie: Mystery disc chie!

Yugi: Duel Monsters Arena!

Hamtaro: Sunflower seeds!

Tyson: Grampa!

Nimmi: YOU HAVE TO BUZZ IN!!!!!!! Comercials...Everyone is currently tied at -$2900... When are these guys going to get a question right...

Comercials

(Drigger, Dizzy, Dragoon, Drawnzer and Draceel are talking while the Blade Breakers are asleep)

Dragoon: Don't you guys get tired of staying in your Beyblades all day?

Drigger: Ofcourse!

Dragoon: Don't you just wish you can have your own freedom?

Drawnzer: Get to the point already!

Dragoon: Well, my brilliant solution is... JUST GET OUT OF YOUR BEYBLADES AND LEAVE PEOPLE!!!!!! NOTHING IS STOPPING US!!!!

Draceel: Great idea

Dizzy: What about me? I can't ecape from this lap top!

Drawnzer: Well too bad!

(Terriermon and Patamon are watching across the road at Blockbuster and looking at the movies people are renting. Then a man walks out holding a video)

Patamon: Hey, that guy doesn't have a Digimon video!

Terriermon: Well, then he's dumb!

(A woman walks out holding a video)

Patamon: She's not holding a Digimon video either!

Terriermon: Well, then she's an idiot!

(A man with mangled hair, torn clothes and a safety pin on his nose walks out holding a Digimon video)

Patamon: I guess you can't judge a book by it's cover!

A.N: Well, tell me how you liked it in a review. I won't even write the next chapter untill I get a review, so please R/R!!!! I'll even take flames as a compliment!!!!! Please!!!! I'm desparate!!!!!