Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Being Uke is a Hard Job ❯ Being Uke is a Hard Job ( Chapter 1 )

Being Uke is a Hard Job

 

Tired… Long mission, finally home…

 

“Tadaima.”

 

Happiness. Wide smile.

 

“Okaeri nasai!”

 

Shock.

 

”…Naruto.”

 

”Yeah? Erh… I mean… Y-yeah, Sasuke-kun?”

 

”…what the hell are you doing?”

 

A confused blink.

 

“Eh? I-I'm just…”

 

“What the hell are you wearing?”

 

“Y-you don't like it?”

 

“…Naruto?”

 

“Yeah…?”

 

“Is that lipgloss?”

 

“It's raspberry flavoured. Do you like raspberries, Sasuke-kun?”

 

“…”

 

“You don't?”

 

“…Naruto… Will you stop batting your eyelashes at me? It's creepy.”

 

“B-but, I thought that maybe you'd like…”

 

Oh shit.

 

“You've been reading fanfiction again, haven't you?”

 

“Uh…”

 

“Seriously. How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from FF.net?”

 

“B-but, Sasuke-kun, the writers…”

 

Calm. Breath.

 

“Naruto?”

 

“Yeah, Sasuke-kun?”

 

A shudder.

 

“Stop calling me that.”

 

“Okay.”

 

“Stay away from fanfiction. It's evil.”

 

“Uhm…”

 

Hesitation.

 

A hard glare.

 

“…Okay…”

 

“And take of that goddamned bow, and the…” Violent shuddering. “…skirt you're wearing, so that you can get your stupid ass over here and just fuck me into the wall already?”

 

A confused moment. Realization. Slow.

 

A sly smirk.

 

“Well, if you put it that way…”

 

Sigh.

 

“This is why I can never let you be fucking uke.”

 

AN: Haha! Sasuke loves it!

 

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