Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Quotes Never Said ❯ First Entry ( Chapter 1 )

<b><u>Famous Quotes Never Said</u></b>

 

Sakura: Naruto, I love you...

 

Gaara: I LOVE EVERYONE!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG OLD HUG!!

 

Itachi: I didn't do it...

 

Orochimaru: Must... have... BEANIE BABIES!!!!

 

Sasuke: Sometimes, I just like to feel pretty

 

Jiraya: Tsunande, your boobs are too big

 

Naruto: God all this trouble just to become Hokage? F' it, I give up.

 

Sasuke: Forget killing my brother, he did me a favor, our parents were a-holes!

 

Naruto: Kyuubi? you mean that silly fox? oh, that was just a joke, he isnt inside of me

 

Orochimaru: I look like a woman. Oh wait, im being honest

 

Hinata: Baka!...(idiot)

 

Chouji: I'm full

 

Hinata: Fuck this shit, you're going down, you spotlight stealing whore! ::Beats the crap outta Hanabi::

 

Kankurou: Dolls are for kids...

 

Naruto: Only an idiot would want to be Hokage

 

Kakashi: *Yawns* I'm starting to get tired of this book

 

Kiba: I'm really more of a cat person...

 

Gai: I give up, Kakashi...you win

 

Itachi: You know, maybe the whole "massacre your entire clan" thing wasn't such a good idea...

 

Tenten: Neji, is something wrong with your eyes? They look a little red.

Neji: Crap, me and Sasuke must have switched contacts again...

 

Sakura: Oh my God, Sasuke, when did you get Byakugan?!

Sasuke: Dammit, me and Neji switched contacts again...

 

Kakashi: Where the hell were you guys? I've been here for three hours...

 

Orochimaru: Who needs to be immortal when you have a tongue like this...?

 

Naruto: Obviously, Sakura, you should have used the quadratic formula to find the parabolic movement of the kunai before you threw it. X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus 4 times A times C all divided by 2 times A

 

Naruto- I hate ramen. I HATE IT.

 

Sasuke- I love everybody. Give me a hug. Isnt the world great?

 

Sakura- Sasuke sucks. You are not cool. Make love to me Naruto.

 

Hinata- Holy crap, Naruto is the most annoying asshole i know!

 

Neji- People live in crappy destinies cuz they suck.

 

3rd Hokage- Life sucks. DOnt become Hokage.

 

Jiraiya- Must look at naked men.

 

Orochimaru- People are cool. I want bodies of animals instead.

 

Rock Lee- If hard work is supposed to help why do i suck.

 

Gai- Hard work sucks. Im going to moes.

 

Neji- I pity da' fool who faces me!

 

Gaara: Lets build sandcastles together!

 

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More to come!