Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Famous Quotes Never Said ❯ Konoha Rangers To The Rescue! ( Chapter 9 )

It's another peacefull day in the Hidden Leaf, but suddenly...

*Moonsound Village*

Orochimaru Repulsa: I must conquer Konoha! I'll send a powerfull minion for the billionth time to try again! This time I will sucerly succeed!! Go, Kabuto!!!

Kabuto: Yes, Master!!

 

*Konoha Village*

Some random civillian in Konoha: Look, it's another of Orochimaru's monsters!!! It's breaking havoc!!

Shikamaru: Sheesh, how troublesome, I will call the other Rangers. (Calling) Rangers, assmble at Command center, that loud freak of Orochimaru sent another monster...

Rangers: Roger!!!

 

*Command Center, Hokage Mountain*

Shikamaru: Well, we have another troublesome monster. And that's a nuisance, I would prefer to relax in the pool with a daikiri, really...

Kiba: Hey Shikamaru, we're the Konoha Rangers! We must protect Konoha!!!

Naruto: Yeah, and I want to kick soma ass!!!

Neji: Really, that's a nuisance...

Chouji: I was in the middle on some serious BBQ!! I want to go back!!

Kakashi (as Zordon): Hello, guys!

Everyone: YOU'RE LATE!

Kakashi: Ahahaha! Thats true. Well, back to the problem. Orochimaru's attacking again?

Shikamaru: Yeah.

Kakashi: Well then, use the basic plan then. Go there, do some stupid choreography, always jump before the explosions and call your zords if you need to.

Kakashi: What? Aw, they are already gone...

 

*Back at Konoha*

Kabuto: ROAAAAAAAAWR! I will destroy Konoha with my super medic skills!!

Team Shikamaru: Wait There! We will stop you!

Naruto: Konohazord Fox!

Kiba: Konohazord Dog!

Chouji: Konohazord Mammoth!

Neji: Konohazord Tiger!

Shikamaru: Sheeeesh....Konohazord Sloth!

 

(we fast forward some random battle with some bad explosions, Konoha Rangers being about to lose, the appearance of the Green Konoha Ranger, Lee and Dragonzord, Orochimaru thowing a Grow-up bomb on Kabuto with the worst GFX ever, and...)

 

Super-mega-ultra-ninja-kunai-chakra-Konohazord: TAKE THIS!

Kabuto: *Dead*

 

*Moonsound village*

 

Orochimaru: Damn Konoha Rangers!! But next time, I will defeat them for sure!!!