Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Itachi's Plans From A to Z ❯ An Author Special #1- A Break From Torturing Naruto ( Chapter 3 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own Neji's chocolate milk and Giant Sasuke. =^_^=




Miko: Hi, and welcome to...
Neji: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE-
Miko: SHUT UP! Anyway, welcome to-
Neji: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
Miko: -_-+ Damn it all...
Ten Ten: I LIKE BIG BREASTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
Miko: !_! What the hell?!
Neji: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
Miko: SHUT THE HELL UP BOTH OF YOU!!! OR I'LL CALL IN GAI TO DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!
Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * Breath * ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo... * Faints *
Miko: DAMN IT! He took up my typing space!
Neji: I like chocolate milk...
Miko: ?_?
Neji: My daddy stole my chocolate milk...
Miko: Uhhh...
Neji: * crying* There goes my chocolate milk... ;_;
Miko: Okay.... anyway, welcome to-
Neji: NO! DADDY DON'T TAKE MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! SHUT UP, WILL YOU?!
Neji: MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miko: Someone, bring this kid to the hospital...
Sakura: I LIKE BIG BREASTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miko: 0_0 Oh no...
Ten Ten: Don't forget me! I LIKE BIG BREASTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
Miko: 0_0 This is bad...
Naruto: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!
Gaara: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!
Miko: Oh... my... god...
Temari: I LIKE BIG-
Miko: * Whacks everyone's head with frying pan * Don't even think about it. -_-
Orochimaru: I LIKE BIG SASUKES AND I CANNOT LIE!!!
Miko: Crap. It's Michael Jackson.
Orochimaru: Where is Sasuke- kun?
Miko: He's not here, fortunately. =^_^=
Sasuke: Someone called? * Is a giant*
Orochimaru: That's not Sasuke- kun!!!!!!!!!!! He's not that big!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: He can't even recognize me... how... how...
Miko: Retarded?
Sasuke: Yes! Retarded.
Orochimaru: * Rocking in corner of room* Sasuke – kun is gone and replaced with a giant moron...
Sasuke: MORON THIS! * Squishes Orochimaru with giant foot *
Miko: !_!
Kabuto: WAUGH!!!!!! Orochimaru- sama! Orochimaru- sa- hey, where is he?
Giant Sasuke: Under my shoe, moron.
Kabuto: WAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OROCHIMARU-SAMA!!!!!! * Weeps *
Miko: See what the author can do? ^__________________^
Itachi: Can we go back to my story?
Miko: Ummm... yes... certainly.

Read and review and drink chocolate milk!!!