Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Itachi's Plans From A to Z ❯ An Easter Special ( Chapter 6 )
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By: yumemiko 
It may be a day after Easter, but that shouldn't stop me from posting a chapter about it.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.09.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
It may be a day after Easter, but that shouldn't stop me from posting a chapter about it.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.09.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 269 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer~ I don't own Naruto, but I do own the Easter Bunny that throws up chocolate, the Easter egg that gives scavenger hunt games, the book, "The Main Branch is Very, Very Pure," the anti-gay protests, and the website www.supportprostitutes.org.
~At some local park~
Miko: As you all know, Easter just passed, so we'll celebrate by-
Ten Ten: *Yawns*
Miko: NO YAWNING!
Ten Ten: 0_0
Miko: -_- Now, as I was saying, we'll celebrate Easter by-
Neji: I still didn't get my chocolate milk back...
Miko: >_< If you don't let me finish, I swear you'll lose a lot more than your chocolate milk.
Neji: ^.^ Okay, okay, I'll be good.
Miko: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we'll celebrate Easter by-
Lee: YOUTHFULNESS AND EASTER!!!! * Does weird disco dance*
Miko: -_-+ Lee, just so you know, I donated your spare green spandex to the homeless shelter... boy were they thrilled...
Lee: !_! Green... spandex... gone...?
Miko: Yeah... they were also fighting for it, and it got ripped up, so don't even try to get it back.
Lee: Waaaahhhhh!!!!! *Punching fists on floor and crying*
Miko: To celebrate Easter... we'll have an egg hunting contest and a search for the elusive Easter Bunny.
Lee: Can I get chocolate?
Neji: Can I get chocolate milk?
Ten Ten: Can I get chocolate- coated weapons?
Lee and Neji: ?_? WTF?
Ten Ten: -_- There's this thing called, "joking."
Neji: Oh.
Miko: ~Gai sensei has the most annoying, retarded, clueless, rudest, and pointless students~ -_- ~How they became shinobi, I'll never know...~
Neji, Ten Ten and Lee: Miko, did it ever occur to you that we're the most annoying, retarded, clueless, rudest, and pointless students? And how we became shinobi
you'll never know?
Miko: @_@ Uhh... yeah.
Neji: Let me bring up the story of our first meeting with Gay-
Lee: -_-+
Neji: -I mean Gai sensei.
~Flashback~
Gai: So, what are your dreams for the ever so youthful future?
Lee: I want to prove to everyone that gay people are allowed to dances.
Gai: Wonderful!!!!
Neji: I want to prove that all Main Branch members are sluts and whores in this shitty world.
Gai: ?_?
Lee: -.-
Ten Ten: Hinata's a whore?
Neji: To me, yes.
Ten Ten: Hanabi, too?
Neji: Yes.
Ten Ten: And your bastard uncle Hiashi?
Neji: Positive.
Ten Ten: Okay...
Gai: What about you, Ten Ten?
Ten Ten: I want to prove to the world that prostitutes have feelings, too. It's not entirely their fault that they became who they were today.
Gai: *Crying* Beautiful... *sniff*
Kakashi: *Eavesdropping* Gai... why do such stupid people with stupid ambitions ever exist? I'll never know.
~End flashback~
Miko: You people have the most pointless futures ahead of you.
Naruto: *Appears* But you can change!
Miko: Those people? Seriously?
Naruto: Ohh... those people are beyond repair by now.
Miko: -_- Oh woe is me.
*Easter egg appears*
Miko: !_! * Grabs egg and opens it*
*Letter pops out*
Letter: Scavenger hunt. You'll all receive a piece of paper explaining what you'll have to find.
Lee: * Gets paper* !_! ~Find a main Branch hater?~
Neji: ~Find a girl with a prostitute heart?~
Ten Ten: ~Find a spandex loving gay supporter?~
Miko: ~Find a group of people with serious sexual dilemmas?~
Naruto: ~Find a ramen loving idiot?~ -_- ~So obvious. Except the idiot part~
Lee: * Grabs Neji*
Neji: *Grabs Ten Ten*
Ten Ten: *Grabs Lee*
Miko: * Grabs them all*
Naruto: *Grabs the ramen store owner*
Miko: ?_?
Ramen dude: I'm not an idiot!!!
Miko: You act like one.
*Easter Bunny appears*
Miko: !_! MY BUNNY!!! * Grabs Bunny*
Neji: MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!
Lee: MY CHOCOLATE!!!!Ten Ten: MY CHOCOLATE WEAPONS!!!!
Naruto: MY RAMEN!!!!
Ramen dude: MY CHANCE TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!
*Everyone stops*
Miko: You ruined it!
Neji: Now I'll never get my chocolate milk!
Lee: Or my chocolate.
Ten Ten: Or my chocolate weapons.
Naruto: Or my ramen.
Ramen dude: Now who's the idiot?! ^_^
Everyone: YOU! BAKA!!!! * Kills Ramen dude*
Naruto: NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY RAMEN FOR SURE!!!!!!
Neji: Chocolate rules!!
Bunny: *Throws up lots of chocolate weapons, milk and candies*
Ten Ten: YAY!!!!!
Lee: CHOCCY!!!!
Neji: CHOCCY MILKY!!!!!!!!
Miko: BUNNY!!!! *Hugs*
Bunny: -_-+
*Note~ None of the people in this fic was harmed, except the Ramen dude who is currently in critical condition in the hospital, and a mentally scarred Naruto who
now has a severe ramen addiction. The bunny is emaciated due to all the chocolate it threw up. And Gai's team, who goes hyper from all the chocolate and nearly destroys the village. The Main Branch is now releasing it's new book, "The Main Branch is Very, Very Pure.", on shelves at your local Barnes and Nobles this Sunday. Lee eventually leads a protest outside public high schools demanding that gays get a part in school dances, and Ten Ten starts opening a program called,
"Support our prostitutes." Visit her website at www.supportprostitutes.org.
*Note~ Nothing is true in this fic, except the Easter Bunny.
*Note~ Gay people should have no offense to this fic, so please forgive me. Remember, everyone can be different, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't accept them as normal human beings who has a different way of love.
~At some local park~
Miko: As you all know, Easter just passed, so we'll celebrate by-
Ten Ten: *Yawns*
Miko: NO YAWNING!
Ten Ten: 0_0
Miko: -_- Now, as I was saying, we'll celebrate Easter by-
Neji: I still didn't get my chocolate milk back...
Miko: >_< If you don't let me finish, I swear you'll lose a lot more than your chocolate milk.
Neji: ^.^ Okay, okay, I'll be good.
Miko: Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we'll celebrate Easter by-
Lee: YOUTHFULNESS AND EASTER!!!! * Does weird disco dance*
Miko: -_-+ Lee, just so you know, I donated your spare green spandex to the homeless shelter... boy were they thrilled...
Lee: !_! Green... spandex... gone...?
Miko: Yeah... they were also fighting for it, and it got ripped up, so don't even try to get it back.
Lee: Waaaahhhhh!!!!! *Punching fists on floor and crying*
Miko: To celebrate Easter... we'll have an egg hunting contest and a search for the elusive Easter Bunny.
Lee: Can I get chocolate?
Neji: Can I get chocolate milk?
Ten Ten: Can I get chocolate- coated weapons?
Lee and Neji: ?_? WTF?
Ten Ten: -_- There's this thing called, "joking."
Neji: Oh.
Miko: ~Gai sensei has the most annoying, retarded, clueless, rudest, and pointless students~ -_- ~How they became shinobi, I'll never know...~
Neji, Ten Ten and Lee: Miko, did it ever occur to you that we're the most annoying, retarded, clueless, rudest, and pointless students? And how we became shinobi
you'll never know?
Miko: @_@ Uhh... yeah.
Neji: Let me bring up the story of our first meeting with Gay-
Lee: -_-+
Neji: -I mean Gai sensei.
~Flashback~
Gai: So, what are your dreams for the ever so youthful future?
Lee: I want to prove to everyone that gay people are allowed to dances.
Gai: Wonderful!!!!
Neji: I want to prove that all Main Branch members are sluts and whores in this shitty world.
Gai: ?_?
Lee: -.-
Ten Ten: Hinata's a whore?
Neji: To me, yes.
Ten Ten: Hanabi, too?
Neji: Yes.
Ten Ten: And your bastard uncle Hiashi?
Neji: Positive.
Ten Ten: Okay...
Gai: What about you, Ten Ten?
Ten Ten: I want to prove to the world that prostitutes have feelings, too. It's not entirely their fault that they became who they were today.
Gai: *Crying* Beautiful... *sniff*
Kakashi: *Eavesdropping* Gai... why do such stupid people with stupid ambitions ever exist? I'll never know.
~End flashback~
Miko: You people have the most pointless futures ahead of you.
Naruto: *Appears* But you can change!
Miko: Those people? Seriously?
Naruto: Ohh... those people are beyond repair by now.
Miko: -_- Oh woe is me.
*Easter egg appears*
Miko: !_! * Grabs egg and opens it*
*Letter pops out*
Letter: Scavenger hunt. You'll all receive a piece of paper explaining what you'll have to find.
Lee: * Gets paper* !_! ~Find a main Branch hater?~
Neji: ~Find a girl with a prostitute heart?~
Ten Ten: ~Find a spandex loving gay supporter?~
Miko: ~Find a group of people with serious sexual dilemmas?~
Naruto: ~Find a ramen loving idiot?~ -_- ~So obvious. Except the idiot part~
Lee: * Grabs Neji*
Neji: *Grabs Ten Ten*
Ten Ten: *Grabs Lee*
Miko: * Grabs them all*
Naruto: *Grabs the ramen store owner*
Miko: ?_?
Ramen dude: I'm not an idiot!!!
Miko: You act like one.
*Easter Bunny appears*
Miko: !_! MY BUNNY!!! * Grabs Bunny*
Neji: MY CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!
Lee: MY CHOCOLATE!!!!Ten Ten: MY CHOCOLATE WEAPONS!!!!
Naruto: MY RAMEN!!!!
Ramen dude: MY CHANCE TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!!
*Everyone stops*
Miko: You ruined it!
Neji: Now I'll never get my chocolate milk!
Lee: Or my chocolate.
Ten Ten: Or my chocolate weapons.
Naruto: Or my ramen.
Ramen dude: Now who's the idiot?! ^_^
Everyone: YOU! BAKA!!!! * Kills Ramen dude*
Naruto: NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY RAMEN FOR SURE!!!!!!
Neji: Chocolate rules!!
Bunny: *Throws up lots of chocolate weapons, milk and candies*
Ten Ten: YAY!!!!!
Lee: CHOCCY!!!!
Neji: CHOCCY MILKY!!!!!!!!
Miko: BUNNY!!!! *Hugs*
Bunny: -_-+
*Note~ None of the people in this fic was harmed, except the Ramen dude who is currently in critical condition in the hospital, and a mentally scarred Naruto who
now has a severe ramen addiction. The bunny is emaciated due to all the chocolate it threw up. And Gai's team, who goes hyper from all the chocolate and nearly destroys the village. The Main Branch is now releasing it's new book, "The Main Branch is Very, Very Pure.", on shelves at your local Barnes and Nobles this Sunday. Lee eventually leads a protest outside public high schools demanding that gays get a part in school dances, and Ten Ten starts opening a program called,
"Support our prostitutes." Visit her website at www.supportprostitutes.org.
*Note~ Nothing is true in this fic, except the Easter Bunny.
*Note~ Gay people should have no offense to this fic, so please forgive me. Remember, everyone can be different, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't accept them as normal human beings who has a different way of love.