Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ The Joys and Pains of Teaching Brats ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Riley Maxwell 
Sasuke has a nice dream about Naruto...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 3.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Sasuke has a nice dream about Naruto...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 3.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter One
The Joys and Pains of Teaching Brats
"Sasuke-kun,"whispered the husky seductive voice of Uzuamki Naruto as the blond haired shinobi rolled his hips underneath the crimson silk sheets. His half lidded lust crazed ocean blue eyes never broke contact from the burning Sharingan gaze of Uchiha Sasuke, whose hands slowly tormented the flushed tan hued skin of the one beneath him. "Ahmm, Sasuke, you make me feel so good!"
"Dobe,"growled possesively the darker haired man, planting hot kisses down his torso as his half naked body pinned Naruto who gave him a feral grin. "You're mine, Naruto. Only mine."
"Only yours, Sasuke-kun,"he cried out softly. Sasuke returned the wicked grin and captured the blonds mouth with his own, admiring the softness of the blonds lips. "I love you, Uchiha-sensei."
Sasuke continued to nip at the blond earning soft mewls from Naruto's lips. His voice in gentle pleads. "Uchiha-sensei..." And then his voice became firmer. "Uchiha-sensei."
"UCHIHA-SENSEI!"
Uchiha Sasuke jumped in startlement and fell out of the blossoming cherry blossom tree he had previously been snoozing enjoyable in, onto the hard unforgiving ground below. Grumbling at his sore behind and head, he lifted his burning Sharingan gaze in fury, for whom so ever awoke him from such a lovley and sexy dream will die a horrible and painful death!
He met an equally blazing gaze of a young girl, perhaps twelve years old. Her luminous emerald eyes held a fury that only a woman could possess. She had a loose updo of hazel brown locks, slightly overcasting bangs, and a glaring pout on her face. He recongnized the young girl as one of his students. Beside her were his other two underlings, both boys, and both giving his sympathetic looks saying, "You poor bastard."
"Akina,"he mumbled attempting not to growl. "Yuki. Shiro." Team 3. He was the leader of Team 3, that consisted of three very different yet very powerful young gennin. There was the fiesty Hazumi Akina, who descends from the noble Hazumi family, one of Konohas oldest, and holding a rather powerful advanced bloodline. Unlike so many her age, she did NOT have a crush on Sasuke, which he was rather grateful too. There was the charismatic and charming Kazuho Shiro, was a noted prodigy, whose family is an ancient clan of wind users. Then there was Izanami Yuki, a promising and gifted student, a child prodigy or notably called the next Uchiha Sasuke minus the Sharingan. He is silent, reserved, often training, and seeking to get stronger. He was from a family of illusion masters and held great accuracy.
He stood up, towering over the smaller girl below him who kept tapping her foot. "It's not polite to keep your students waiting, Sensei,"she scolded.
"Yeah, well it's not polite to scare your teacher out of the tree and almost make him break his neck,"mumbled Sasuke under his breath, carefully so she wouldn't hear in order to prevent the quick comebacks she was usually gifted with.
"Hmph. Well, you were two hours late, so we figured we'd come and find you,"Akina stated. "Were you having a nightmare Uchiha-sensei?"she then asked with a tone hinting curiousity and concern.
"No, why?"Sasuke asked.
"Because you were groaning loudly and moving,"she stated as if it were obvious. Sasuke unconsiously slapped his forehead and thanked whatever God that would listen to him that she was still innocently naive.
"Uh...now that you mention it...I was having a bad dream,"he sweatdropped. She mouthed an 'O' and let it slide. A soft coughing sound was made by Izanami Yuki, whose attempt to gain the attention of their sensei worked.
"Excuse me, Uchiha-sensei, but are we going to train now?"questioned the silent Yuki.
"Yes,"Sasuke said. "We will begin with meditation for two hours, shuriken target practice for another two, and then taijutsu practices."
"Yes Sensei,"they all said in unison.
***
"Uzumaki-sensei, how is this training?"questioned a young short raven haired girl with steel gray eyes. She looked down at her bowl of ramen.
"Training?"piped Naruto. "Who said anything about training, I'm hungry!" She sighed, along with her comrades, a blond haired boy and a brunette girl.
"Argh, you're hopeless Uzumaki-sensei,"jokingly grinned the dark brown haired girl, her ocean blue gaze equally mischevious to Naruto's, brightening upon one of her favorite foods.
"Why thank you Riho-san,"Naruto smiled before gobbling down his bowl of ramen. Team 2, consisting of a rather light hearted slightly carefree group of ninjas, cringed and avoided the spray of random noodles as Naruto ate his ramen.
"Hungry much?"whispered the boy to the steel eyed girl. She nodded as a noodle slapped itself to her face. She made a slight sqeak of suprise.
Team 2 led by Uzumaki Naruto gave their teacher a fearsome look. The steel gray eyed raven haired girl, was known as Hagane Aiji of the prestigeous Hagane Clan of metal users. The only boy on the team was known as Shiranai Azusa, a rather peculiar student whose family bloodline was deemed cursed soul stealers. Although Naruto has never seen the secret of the Shiranai Clans ultimate ability, he finds Azusa's adgile taijutsu, familiar grin and overall attitude refreshing. Last there was Azuna Riho, a dark haired girl from a prestigeous clan of talented medic-nins, who like Naruto, loved Ramen in all it's godly glory.
Aiji picked the noodle off her face and flung it aside. When Naruto finished he gasped in satifaction, and slapped his bowl down. The three genin had learned first hand what happens when their sensei goes a day without Ramen.
"Ahh! That hits the spot!"Naruto grinned. "Now! Who's ready to train?!"
"Uh...Uzumaki-sensei,"pipped Azusa.
"Hm?"
"You have a ramen noodle right here,"he said pointing on his own face where Naruto's noodle was. Naruto picked the noodle and studyied it. Then he slurped it down and finished it with a, "Yummy."
"NOW! Who's ready to train?"he asked. Team 2 made strange faces at eachother and ulimately sighed. Their sensei was a lovable oaf and despite it all, they wouldn't have it any other way.
***
Yuki easilly dodged Akinas drop kick, jumping backwards, leaving a dusty trail in his wake. She growled in annoyance of his constant evasions, and slipped out a shuriken. However, her attack was interupted.
"Enough,"called out Sasuke who sat atop of a wriggling Shiro, his sparring partner for the evening. "Training is over for today."
Akina pocketed a shuriken that she was ready to throw, and wiped a nudge of dirt off her face. Her hair was beyond messy, and her clothes were beyond dirty much like Yuki. Reaching into her pouch, she pulled out a piece of white fabric. She threw Yuki a kind smile and handed him a hankey to wipe the blood off his hand. He returned a small smile.
Sasuke stood up allowing Shiro to breath. The young boy eager for air, gasped it in like a fish out of water, happy that Sasukes entire weight was off of him. One thing was for certain, Shiro was not going to train with Uchiha-sensei again.
The dark haired jounin dusted off his barely dirtied hands and spoke with his low tone, "I expect to see a hundred percent improvement by tommorrows meet. Today was good but I want great. Arrive an extra hour early and be prepared to work all day."
Team 3 groaned as their training sore bodies ached for rest. The quick glare of their sensei silenced their complaints, telling them that if they continued he would add an extra hour of training.
"Dispatch,"Sasuke ordered, eager himself to get a move on, for it was around this time that Naruto's team would finish and the blond haired jounin would occupy himself at the Ramen stand.
"Uh...Uchiha-sensei, Yuki-san and Shiro-san,"called out Akina. Sasuke raised his eyebrow, and turned slightly to face his student.
"Yes Akina?"he asked. She hesitated slightly before opening her mouth to speak.
"Saturday is my birthday and I wanted to personally invite my team to attend,"she finished drawing off into a shy blush towards the end though she showed obvious attempts not to. Her emerald gaze, which in the signature of the Hazumi Clan, lightly illuminated despite the dying light source, kept to the ground as if she was embarassed to ask her friends and mentor.
Almost immediately Shiro spoke up.
"Sure!"Shiro breathed, a charismatic grin forming it's familiar path on his face.
"That sounds like fun,"Yuki smiled.
"What about you Uchiha-sensei?"asked Akina giving him a puppy dog look that resembled the Dobe's. He was always weak for that look, though he'd never admit it or behold the vengence and power of a twelve year old girl and the Dobe himself.
"Of course. What time?"he asked with a slight chuckle, imagining Naruto in the back of his mind, giving him that adorable pout.
"Around one,"she grinned. Sasuke, Yuki and Shiro nodded.
"Alright, now dispatch, go home and bug your parents. I'm done with you,"Sasuke joked lightly. Silently, Yuki headed towards his home, south of the village. Akina turned heel, heading north of the village where the Hazumi residence lay.
"Um! Akina-san!"called out Shiro, waving his arm to get the attention of the girl.
"Yes, Shiro-san?"she blinked.
Flashing a hopeful smile, he spoke, "Can I walk you home, Akina-san?" She gave him a couple of blank blinks before answering.
"I guess so,"she shrugged. She walked ahead of him, Shiro jogging slightly to catch up.
"Bye!"they said in unison. Yuki was already gone. Akina and Shiro were disapearing to the horizon. Sasuke sighed to himself and kept walking the opposite way, towards the ramen stand. A little smirk arrived on his features.
"I think I'll go annoy Naruto,"he pondered.
***
If there was one thing that Uzumaki Naruto loved more than a good spar, was ramen. Covered in dirt, blood, sweat and sheer joy, the teacher and his three students made their way back towards the Ichiraku ramen stand, their official meeting place. His students, if possible, were dirtier and messier than their teacher and hung their heads in defeat, as once again, their sensei had defeated them.
Normally, it would be fine for the teacher to surpass the student, as the entire purpose of teaching was to create a chance for the student to surpass the teacher. HOWEVER, this is Uzumaki Naruto we're talking about. He was by far not a normal teacher. He made the students buy ramen if they lose, which in the record books, they've only won against him by teaming up, and that was only once.
Normally, there wouln't be anything bad about the losers buying ramen for the winners, HOWEVER, this is *ding ding* Uzumaki Naruto we're talking about. As a young gennin he downed at tops eight bowls a day. As a jounin, he was working on thirty. The cost alone was enough to motivate the students.
"Ha-haha-haha-ha-ha!,"he haha-ed (obviously). His students behind him gave him deadly little glares, determined to beat him next time. If they actually managed to beat him again, he would repay all of their debts from buying him ramen in full. That also, provided good motivation.
"Uzumaki-sensei, one of these days, we will defeat you!"proclaimed Azusa.
"Yeah yeah,"playfully mocked Naruto. "You're just angry because I be-"
His sentence was cut off when they entered the stand and noticed an unfamiliar face to the food establishment. (Or at least the face of a person who doesn't normally eat there/have obsession with ramen) Konohas living prodigy, a legend and a living God, sat Uchiha Sasuke with a half empty bowl of pork ramen.
"Hello,"he smirked that all knowing smirk.
"Sasuke-teme, what are you doing here?!"loudly questioned Naruto.
"Eating,"he simply stated.
"Yeah, I can see that!"Naruto stated in obviousness.
"Then why did you ask?"Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You NEVER eat here,"Naruto stated, once again in obviousness.
"I had a craving for some pork ramen,"he replied.
"Bastard,"grumbled Naruto sitting down on one of the stools. Determined not to let Sasuke ruin his meal, he clapped his hands together and stated, "All right! Time to order!"
He turned his glance to see that two thirds of Team 2 took stools next to Sasuke, and currently had little hearts above their heads. Aiji and Riho sighed happilly as Sasuke took another bite of his ramen, eyes closed and enjoying the taste.
Azusa and Naruto gave a combined glare attack to Sasuke.
"So ladies, how was training?"questioned Sasuke.
"Sasuke-teme,"growled Naruto in a glaring warning. Sasuke returned the glare with a smug-bastard grin as Naruto had come to define it.
"Training was fine!"they both exclaimed.
"That's good,"Sasuke stated.
"Stop distracting my students from buying my ramen,"Naruto grumbled.
"Hn. Team 2 you are dismissed,"Sasuke gleamed. Aiji and Riho perked upwards, despite their battle wounds and sore bodies, and delightfully thanked the Uchiha. They left soon afterwards in idol chitchat. Azusa followed shrugging, noting the fact that without the girls, he'd have to pay for Naruto's ramen. He quickly escaped such a cruel fate upon his wallet.
Narutos jaw dropped and he shouted after his students, "TRAITORS!"
He turned his angry glare onto Sasuke.
"You bastard! You can't dismiss my team!"
"I believe I just did, Dobe."
"Argh! Don't call me that Sasuke-teme!"Naruto growled. His face turned into an adorable pout by Sasuke's standards, and his clear azure gaze watered for dramatic effects. "Now I can't eat my precious ramen!"
Sasuke chuckled. Naruto and his ramen addiction, so predictable yet it never lost it's touch to amuse the Sharingan user.
"What are you laughing about?"Naruto commanded to know.
"Your ramen addiction,"Sasuke stated.
"I'm NOT addicted to the glorious, precious, food of the Gods, Ramen!"Naruto defended himself.
"Says the addict,"Sasuke replied finishing his own bowl. Naruto pouted.
"Order your ramen, I'll pay for it,"Sasuke stated. Naruto's jaw, once again, dropped.
"What?"Naruto asked, cleaning out his ears.
"Order yourself some ramen. I'll pay for it,"Sasuke said.
A smile crossed Naruto's face. "You mean it?!"
How cute, thought Sasuke whose own smile lost it's arrogance and turned genuine. "Yes, Dobe."
"EIGHTEEN BOWLS OF MISO RAMEN!"Naruto shouted out. Sasuke sweatdropped, temporarilly forgetting just HOW MUCH ramen the blond haired shinobi could stomach.
***
The Joys and Pains of Teaching Brats
"Sasuke-kun,"whispered the husky seductive voice of Uzuamki Naruto as the blond haired shinobi rolled his hips underneath the crimson silk sheets. His half lidded lust crazed ocean blue eyes never broke contact from the burning Sharingan gaze of Uchiha Sasuke, whose hands slowly tormented the flushed tan hued skin of the one beneath him. "Ahmm, Sasuke, you make me feel so good!"
"Dobe,"growled possesively the darker haired man, planting hot kisses down his torso as his half naked body pinned Naruto who gave him a feral grin. "You're mine, Naruto. Only mine."
"Only yours, Sasuke-kun,"he cried out softly. Sasuke returned the wicked grin and captured the blonds mouth with his own, admiring the softness of the blonds lips. "I love you, Uchiha-sensei."
Sasuke continued to nip at the blond earning soft mewls from Naruto's lips. His voice in gentle pleads. "Uchiha-sensei..." And then his voice became firmer. "Uchiha-sensei."
"UCHIHA-SENSEI!"
Uchiha Sasuke jumped in startlement and fell out of the blossoming cherry blossom tree he had previously been snoozing enjoyable in, onto the hard unforgiving ground below. Grumbling at his sore behind and head, he lifted his burning Sharingan gaze in fury, for whom so ever awoke him from such a lovley and sexy dream will die a horrible and painful death!
He met an equally blazing gaze of a young girl, perhaps twelve years old. Her luminous emerald eyes held a fury that only a woman could possess. She had a loose updo of hazel brown locks, slightly overcasting bangs, and a glaring pout on her face. He recongnized the young girl as one of his students. Beside her were his other two underlings, both boys, and both giving his sympathetic looks saying, "You poor bastard."
"Akina,"he mumbled attempting not to growl. "Yuki. Shiro." Team 3. He was the leader of Team 3, that consisted of three very different yet very powerful young gennin. There was the fiesty Hazumi Akina, who descends from the noble Hazumi family, one of Konohas oldest, and holding a rather powerful advanced bloodline. Unlike so many her age, she did NOT have a crush on Sasuke, which he was rather grateful too. There was the charismatic and charming Kazuho Shiro, was a noted prodigy, whose family is an ancient clan of wind users. Then there was Izanami Yuki, a promising and gifted student, a child prodigy or notably called the next Uchiha Sasuke minus the Sharingan. He is silent, reserved, often training, and seeking to get stronger. He was from a family of illusion masters and held great accuracy.
He stood up, towering over the smaller girl below him who kept tapping her foot. "It's not polite to keep your students waiting, Sensei,"she scolded.
"Yeah, well it's not polite to scare your teacher out of the tree and almost make him break his neck,"mumbled Sasuke under his breath, carefully so she wouldn't hear in order to prevent the quick comebacks she was usually gifted with.
"Hmph. Well, you were two hours late, so we figured we'd come and find you,"Akina stated. "Were you having a nightmare Uchiha-sensei?"she then asked with a tone hinting curiousity and concern.
"No, why?"Sasuke asked.
"Because you were groaning loudly and moving,"she stated as if it were obvious. Sasuke unconsiously slapped his forehead and thanked whatever God that would listen to him that she was still innocently naive.
"Uh...now that you mention it...I was having a bad dream,"he sweatdropped. She mouthed an 'O' and let it slide. A soft coughing sound was made by Izanami Yuki, whose attempt to gain the attention of their sensei worked.
"Excuse me, Uchiha-sensei, but are we going to train now?"questioned the silent Yuki.
"Yes,"Sasuke said. "We will begin with meditation for two hours, shuriken target practice for another two, and then taijutsu practices."
"Yes Sensei,"they all said in unison.
***
"Uzumaki-sensei, how is this training?"questioned a young short raven haired girl with steel gray eyes. She looked down at her bowl of ramen.
"Training?"piped Naruto. "Who said anything about training, I'm hungry!" She sighed, along with her comrades, a blond haired boy and a brunette girl.
"Argh, you're hopeless Uzumaki-sensei,"jokingly grinned the dark brown haired girl, her ocean blue gaze equally mischevious to Naruto's, brightening upon one of her favorite foods.
"Why thank you Riho-san,"Naruto smiled before gobbling down his bowl of ramen. Team 2, consisting of a rather light hearted slightly carefree group of ninjas, cringed and avoided the spray of random noodles as Naruto ate his ramen.
"Hungry much?"whispered the boy to the steel eyed girl. She nodded as a noodle slapped itself to her face. She made a slight sqeak of suprise.
Team 2 led by Uzumaki Naruto gave their teacher a fearsome look. The steel gray eyed raven haired girl, was known as Hagane Aiji of the prestigeous Hagane Clan of metal users. The only boy on the team was known as Shiranai Azusa, a rather peculiar student whose family bloodline was deemed cursed soul stealers. Although Naruto has never seen the secret of the Shiranai Clans ultimate ability, he finds Azusa's adgile taijutsu, familiar grin and overall attitude refreshing. Last there was Azuna Riho, a dark haired girl from a prestigeous clan of talented medic-nins, who like Naruto, loved Ramen in all it's godly glory.
Aiji picked the noodle off her face and flung it aside. When Naruto finished he gasped in satifaction, and slapped his bowl down. The three genin had learned first hand what happens when their sensei goes a day without Ramen.
"Ahh! That hits the spot!"Naruto grinned. "Now! Who's ready to train?!"
"Uh...Uzumaki-sensei,"pipped Azusa.
"Hm?"
"You have a ramen noodle right here,"he said pointing on his own face where Naruto's noodle was. Naruto picked the noodle and studyied it. Then he slurped it down and finished it with a, "Yummy."
"NOW! Who's ready to train?"he asked. Team 2 made strange faces at eachother and ulimately sighed. Their sensei was a lovable oaf and despite it all, they wouldn't have it any other way.
***
Yuki easilly dodged Akinas drop kick, jumping backwards, leaving a dusty trail in his wake. She growled in annoyance of his constant evasions, and slipped out a shuriken. However, her attack was interupted.
"Enough,"called out Sasuke who sat atop of a wriggling Shiro, his sparring partner for the evening. "Training is over for today."
Akina pocketed a shuriken that she was ready to throw, and wiped a nudge of dirt off her face. Her hair was beyond messy, and her clothes were beyond dirty much like Yuki. Reaching into her pouch, she pulled out a piece of white fabric. She threw Yuki a kind smile and handed him a hankey to wipe the blood off his hand. He returned a small smile.
Sasuke stood up allowing Shiro to breath. The young boy eager for air, gasped it in like a fish out of water, happy that Sasukes entire weight was off of him. One thing was for certain, Shiro was not going to train with Uchiha-sensei again.
The dark haired jounin dusted off his barely dirtied hands and spoke with his low tone, "I expect to see a hundred percent improvement by tommorrows meet. Today was good but I want great. Arrive an extra hour early and be prepared to work all day."
Team 3 groaned as their training sore bodies ached for rest. The quick glare of their sensei silenced their complaints, telling them that if they continued he would add an extra hour of training.
"Dispatch,"Sasuke ordered, eager himself to get a move on, for it was around this time that Naruto's team would finish and the blond haired jounin would occupy himself at the Ramen stand.
"Uh...Uchiha-sensei, Yuki-san and Shiro-san,"called out Akina. Sasuke raised his eyebrow, and turned slightly to face his student.
"Yes Akina?"he asked. She hesitated slightly before opening her mouth to speak.
"Saturday is my birthday and I wanted to personally invite my team to attend,"she finished drawing off into a shy blush towards the end though she showed obvious attempts not to. Her emerald gaze, which in the signature of the Hazumi Clan, lightly illuminated despite the dying light source, kept to the ground as if she was embarassed to ask her friends and mentor.
Almost immediately Shiro spoke up.
"Sure!"Shiro breathed, a charismatic grin forming it's familiar path on his face.
"That sounds like fun,"Yuki smiled.
"What about you Uchiha-sensei?"asked Akina giving him a puppy dog look that resembled the Dobe's. He was always weak for that look, though he'd never admit it or behold the vengence and power of a twelve year old girl and the Dobe himself.
"Of course. What time?"he asked with a slight chuckle, imagining Naruto in the back of his mind, giving him that adorable pout.
"Around one,"she grinned. Sasuke, Yuki and Shiro nodded.
"Alright, now dispatch, go home and bug your parents. I'm done with you,"Sasuke joked lightly. Silently, Yuki headed towards his home, south of the village. Akina turned heel, heading north of the village where the Hazumi residence lay.
"Um! Akina-san!"called out Shiro, waving his arm to get the attention of the girl.
"Yes, Shiro-san?"she blinked.
Flashing a hopeful smile, he spoke, "Can I walk you home, Akina-san?" She gave him a couple of blank blinks before answering.
"I guess so,"she shrugged. She walked ahead of him, Shiro jogging slightly to catch up.
"Bye!"they said in unison. Yuki was already gone. Akina and Shiro were disapearing to the horizon. Sasuke sighed to himself and kept walking the opposite way, towards the ramen stand. A little smirk arrived on his features.
"I think I'll go annoy Naruto,"he pondered.
***
If there was one thing that Uzumaki Naruto loved more than a good spar, was ramen. Covered in dirt, blood, sweat and sheer joy, the teacher and his three students made their way back towards the Ichiraku ramen stand, their official meeting place. His students, if possible, were dirtier and messier than their teacher and hung their heads in defeat, as once again, their sensei had defeated them.
Normally, it would be fine for the teacher to surpass the student, as the entire purpose of teaching was to create a chance for the student to surpass the teacher. HOWEVER, this is Uzumaki Naruto we're talking about. He was by far not a normal teacher. He made the students buy ramen if they lose, which in the record books, they've only won against him by teaming up, and that was only once.
Normally, there wouln't be anything bad about the losers buying ramen for the winners, HOWEVER, this is *ding ding* Uzumaki Naruto we're talking about. As a young gennin he downed at tops eight bowls a day. As a jounin, he was working on thirty. The cost alone was enough to motivate the students.
"Ha-haha-haha-ha-ha!,"he haha-ed (obviously). His students behind him gave him deadly little glares, determined to beat him next time. If they actually managed to beat him again, he would repay all of their debts from buying him ramen in full. That also, provided good motivation.
"Uzumaki-sensei, one of these days, we will defeat you!"proclaimed Azusa.
"Yeah yeah,"playfully mocked Naruto. "You're just angry because I be-"
His sentence was cut off when they entered the stand and noticed an unfamiliar face to the food establishment. (Or at least the face of a person who doesn't normally eat there/have obsession with ramen) Konohas living prodigy, a legend and a living God, sat Uchiha Sasuke with a half empty bowl of pork ramen.
"Hello,"he smirked that all knowing smirk.
"Sasuke-teme, what are you doing here?!"loudly questioned Naruto.
"Eating,"he simply stated.
"Yeah, I can see that!"Naruto stated in obviousness.
"Then why did you ask?"Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You NEVER eat here,"Naruto stated, once again in obviousness.
"I had a craving for some pork ramen,"he replied.
"Bastard,"grumbled Naruto sitting down on one of the stools. Determined not to let Sasuke ruin his meal, he clapped his hands together and stated, "All right! Time to order!"
He turned his glance to see that two thirds of Team 2 took stools next to Sasuke, and currently had little hearts above their heads. Aiji and Riho sighed happilly as Sasuke took another bite of his ramen, eyes closed and enjoying the taste.
Azusa and Naruto gave a combined glare attack to Sasuke.
"So ladies, how was training?"questioned Sasuke.
"Sasuke-teme,"growled Naruto in a glaring warning. Sasuke returned the glare with a smug-bastard grin as Naruto had come to define it.
"Training was fine!"they both exclaimed.
"That's good,"Sasuke stated.
"Stop distracting my students from buying my ramen,"Naruto grumbled.
"Hn. Team 2 you are dismissed,"Sasuke gleamed. Aiji and Riho perked upwards, despite their battle wounds and sore bodies, and delightfully thanked the Uchiha. They left soon afterwards in idol chitchat. Azusa followed shrugging, noting the fact that without the girls, he'd have to pay for Naruto's ramen. He quickly escaped such a cruel fate upon his wallet.
Narutos jaw dropped and he shouted after his students, "TRAITORS!"
He turned his angry glare onto Sasuke.
"You bastard! You can't dismiss my team!"
"I believe I just did, Dobe."
"Argh! Don't call me that Sasuke-teme!"Naruto growled. His face turned into an adorable pout by Sasuke's standards, and his clear azure gaze watered for dramatic effects. "Now I can't eat my precious ramen!"
Sasuke chuckled. Naruto and his ramen addiction, so predictable yet it never lost it's touch to amuse the Sharingan user.
"What are you laughing about?"Naruto commanded to know.
"Your ramen addiction,"Sasuke stated.
"I'm NOT addicted to the glorious, precious, food of the Gods, Ramen!"Naruto defended himself.
"Says the addict,"Sasuke replied finishing his own bowl. Naruto pouted.
"Order your ramen, I'll pay for it,"Sasuke stated. Naruto's jaw, once again, dropped.
"What?"Naruto asked, cleaning out his ears.
"Order yourself some ramen. I'll pay for it,"Sasuke said.
A smile crossed Naruto's face. "You mean it?!"
How cute, thought Sasuke whose own smile lost it's arrogance and turned genuine. "Yes, Dobe."
"EIGHTEEN BOWLS OF MISO RAMEN!"Naruto shouted out. Sasuke sweatdropped, temporarilly forgetting just HOW MUCH ramen the blond haired shinobi could stomach.
***