Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ Naruto's Little Dillema ( Chapter 5 )

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Chapter Five
Naruto's Little Dillema

Hatake Kakashi hung upside down just above the classroom window, watching Umino Iruka from within. The chuunin was working late on a Saturday night, none the less, on students reports on stamina and chakra.

Iruka sighed heavilly, rubbing the bridge of his nose. A jounin of Kakashi's caliber was expected to be a master of disguise, yet Iruka could clearly see the copy-cat ninja, as the man had chosen to hide behind a cardboard bush.

"I can see you, you know,"Iruka said aloud. The result was silence. Iruka looked up to see Kakashi's crinkled eye and body leaning foreward, an obvious grin under the mask.

"GAH!"Iruka shouted from suprise, falling backwards in his chair to hit the board behind him. As if his head didn't hurt enough...

"Always so clever, Iruka-sensei,"Kakashi gleamed.

"What are you doing here this late?"asked Iruka.

"Well, what are YOU doing here this late, Iruka-sensei?"Kakashi asked, crouching down resting his head on his fists.

"I'm wo-Hey! I asked you first,"pointed Iruka.

"Very well, I'm here because you're here. And you're here because...?"

"I'm finishing these reports."

"On a Saturday?"Kakashi asked.

"There were a lot of them,"Iruka stated. "Now, what's the real reason you're here?"

"Well...I was wondering if Naruto paid you a visit lately?"Kakashi stated.

"As a matter of fact he did. Just the other afternoon, and all he talked about was how studly you were and asked me several times if I thought about you naked, covered in chocolate with strawberries,"Iruka stated with a bit of amusement.

Kakashi sweatdropped. "Oh, is that what he said?" 'That idiot!"he thought.

"Yeah, that's what he said,"Iruka said. "He also said something else."

"Oh?"Kakashi pryed, formulating the many ways to kill Naruto.

"He said that you would like to take me out to dinner tommorrow night around 6 o'clock,"Iruka stated, lining up the reports he just finished and placing them in a neat stack.

Kakashi remained quiet.

"Did he?"Kakashi asked.

"Yes. He did."

"Oh,"Kakashi began a little nervously. "Well, then wouldn't want to dissapoint the brat-erm I mean the boy, would we?"

"No, we wouldn't,"Iruka grinned. "See you around 6 then?"

"Yes!"Kakashi answered almost immediately. Iruka couldn't help but smile at least a bit, which if he wasn't wearing a mask, Kakashi would've evidently blushed. "Well, I got to go."

"Okay,"Iruka stated. With a poof of smoke, he was gone and Iruka began to chuckle aloud.

"I don't think I'll tell him that Naruto never said that last bit. But if that man isn't going to make the first move, then I will,"Iruka said to himself. He finished packing up his papers and placed them in a drawer. "At least he wasn't starring at my crotch like usual."

***

Sasuke looked at the vile before him. A small little palm sized tube of a blue liquid, it best resembled a glow stick from the small light it gave off. The scent leaking from the open tube was intoxicating, as he kept leaning in. I was a cold scent, that held the scent of roses, moonflowers, and freshly fallen snow mixed into one. The flower itself smelled of blueberries, but the end product, held a much more elegant scent.

He touched his nose and looked at himself in the mirror. The swelling and any brusing had dissapeared with the actual healing remedy provided to him.

He looked beyond delicious in a white button down shirt and black pants. He kept the wardrobe to a simple miniumn, pants loose enough in the crotch area just in case of any...problems.

A knock came to his door. He gave a slight suprised look and exited the bathroom he occupied. A heavier knock came to his door, followed by a loud thumping sound. Sasuke kept thinking that if they didn't stop knocking on his door, they'd break it.

"What do you want?!"snapped Sasuke opening the door, NOT expecting an entourage of familiar faced women starring at him with overly large grins on their faces. He barely managed to get the door open all the way when Ino Yamanaka pounced him.

"OHMYGOD!"she squealed in glee. Sasuke fell to the ground, breaking the fall of the blond haired woman, and his ass bone to boot.

"Ugh, what are you doing here?"Sasuke asked, motioning for Ino to get off but she didn't.

"So it IS true?!"Ino asked loudly.

"Is what true? Are you mad woman?"Sasuke asked confused.

"Is it true that you're gay silly?"she giggled. Sasuke raised his eyebrow.

"And who told you this?"Sasuke asked.

"Hazumi Haruko of course. Oh, but don't worry, it's not around Konoha or anything,"Ino reassured.

"That's nice. Can you get off of me now?"Sasuke asked. Ino jumped off of him and straightened out her black skirt.

"Sorry,"she apologized upon hearing the cracking sound Sasuke made standing up and readjusting his spine. "Hey, you're looking nice. And what's that smell?"

"Ino-pig you're rude!"Sakura Haruno scolded. "Do don't ask how a persons home smells-hey, what is that smell anyways?" Hinata entered quietly, and sniffed the air as well.

"It's really nice,"Hinata noted in her soft tone.

"I've smelled that before!"Ino gasped. She turned to Sasuke, who uncomfortably shifted and avoided eye contact. "That's a Sapphire Silk Flower isn't it?" She sniffed the air for conformation.

"No, it's lost the defined scent of blueberries and snow. It smells more like a mix of snow, roses and-oh my Sasuke, you have the liquid form of it's petals!"

How does this girl know so much about flowers, Sasuke thought to himself. Then he remembered that she owned a flower shop.

"What's going on?"Sakura asked, tucking a strand of her hair behind her ear.

"A Sapphire Silk Flower is a rare flower, also called the 'Moonlight Love' flower, it blooms in the moons rays, and is a provided love aprodisiac to say,"Ino replied, grinning upon her knowledge.

"Are you going to use that on Naruto?"asked Hinata shyly.

"Erm...uh, no, I don't think so...maybe,"Sasuke shrugged.

Ino and Sakura gave eacother a sly glance.

"Well, uh shouldn't we be off?"Hinata suggested. Sasuke thanked the heavens that Hinata was there to end his poor toment.

"Yeah, I guess so,"Sakura stated. "Come on Sasuke-kun, we're your escorts."

"Escorts?"

"Yeah, you know, dates?"Sakura announced.

"Actually, we're here to protect your pretty little ass from being jumped by random fangirls,"Ino stated.

"Erm..okay,"Sasuke shrugged, giving Hinata a pleading glance. She returned it with a sentimental smile. Ino and Sakura took his arms and proudly stomped off. Hinata in tow shaking her head, wondering that they've gotten themselves into.

***

Naruto glanced nerviously in the mirror. There was no way that he could wear that. The pants were too tight, the shirt too revealing, the boots...he didn't remember ever owning a pair of boots!

Sakura, Ino and Hinata had dropped by earlier, dressed and looking quite pretty. Hinata of course with her usual blush, though her shy demeanor had become more confident. Ino and Sakura held a box in front of him, telling him (more like ordering him) to put on the clothes on the inside. Then they did his hair, making it even more messier if possible. Although they attempted to clean it up a bit, but years of disobedience from the sunshine golden locks would not tolerate order.

He remembered trying on the pants for the first time, and how Sakura and Ino scolded him on wearing underwear. The pants rubbed against his naked member, not in a bad way mind you, but he would prefer not to walk around with a hard-on instigated by the pants themselves. The shirt was solid black, that clung to his body like a glove. There were hole gashes in it, with sewn on fishnet in an attempt to cover. He sighed heavilly, tugging on the metal chain around his neck.

"You look nice,"growled Neji Hyuuga in an admirable tone. Naruto jumped out of suprise, landing with a thud on the ground.

"H-how did you get in here?"Naruto asked.

"The door was open,"Neji stated. "Besides, I was enjoying the view." Naruto flushed heavilly and turned his gaze away. When he returned his gaze upwards, he noticed Neji was starring at him with a slight grin donning handsome features.

Neji himself wore a black shirt, rolled up to the middle of his forearm, followed up with some jeans. His hair was loose, but he wore bandages around his forehead disguising his cursed seal.

He looked...delicious. Unconsiously, Naruto licked his lips. Neji gently grasped Naruto's chin and leaned in, taking those delicious lips onto his own. Once again, Naruto's mind screamed in suprise. There was a sweetness to Neji's kiss compared to Sasuke's. Naruto suprised himself when his mouth opened up and let Neji's tounge inside.

Hands caressed through golden locks, creating a soothing feeling for Naruto. Neji's tounge danced with his own, and a heat lingered to his lower regions. A groan emitted from Neji's throat, and with that Naruto's gaze snapped open.

Neji completed the kiss, with a small chaste one, and turned heel with a large grin on his face. Naruto stood there, lips still pursed in kissing form, his body stiff.

"Lets get going. We wouldn't want to be late,"Neji stated in a seductive tone. Naruto nodded and followed, cautiously slow.

'What the Hell is going on here?!'he thought as Neji wrapped his arm around his waist, pulling him closer; close enough to smell the musky scent of the slightly taller man.