Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ Memory-less Hangovers ( Chapter 8 )

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-Ruri

Chapter Eight
Memory-less Hangovers

Sasuke's head throbbed lightly as he popped a few painkillers. Leaning against the wall of his living room, he sipping on the water and noticed the six bodies that laid upon his couches, floor and hell, even the coffee table. Their snores were loud, their bodies unmoving even in the aftermath of nearing noon. Personally Sasuke hated to wake up late, but with the hangover dramas of the sleeping people within his living room, he prefered NOT to wake them.

Sakura and Naruto occupied the largest couch, snoozing away. Naruto curled up in a ball, Sakura sprawled all over the place, completely opposite of what he'd ever envisioned them sleeping as. Ino and Hinata occupied the loveseat, Hinata draped over the edge, and Ino leaning on Hinata.

Kakashi had decided to gulp a 'few' drinks last night, challenging Sakura to a drink-off. The result: Kakashi won after Sakura passed out but soon after that, he passed out. He was on the coffee table, cuddling a potted plant and mumbling Iruka-sensei over and over again.

Neji was on the floor, on a blanket and with a few throw pillows. Sure, Sasuke had another couch, sure he had nice pillows. But Neji was his competition. He was lucky to get a pillow and soft blanket at all!

"Umm...Iruka-sensei, right there!"Kakashi squealed. Sasuke rubbed his temples before placing his water down on a small table. He stepped over Neji who rolled over in his sleep, and snatched the plant from Kakashi.

"Stop molesting my bonsai!"Sasuke whispered a scold.

Kakashi whined in his sleep and turned over. Decided the best place for the bonsai tree NOT to get molested was far away from Kakashi, he made a motion towards the kitchen. However something...or rather someone, caught his leg.

He tripped and the plant went down with him, with a thud. Looking back, the Uchiha noticed a certain Hyuuga male clutching onto his leg caressing it.

"Naruto,"he whispered nuzzling into it.

"Grr, get off,"growled Sasuke, wriggling his leg to get free.

"No Naruto, you're mine!"Neji frowned slightly.

"No, actually he's mine!"Sasuke stated rather loudly, earning a tired groan from Sakura who soon after returned to her snoring. Ino nuzzled further into Hinata.

"Having trouble Uchiha-sensei?"asked the voice of Izanami Yuki from the doorway to the hallway.

"Yuki?"questioned Sasuke. "What are you doing here? It's a Sunday!"

"I was training,"Yuki stated. "And I wanted to borrow your giant shuriken for weapons practice."

"Oh,"mouthed Sasuke. "It's in my room."

"Do you need help?"asked Yuki.

"Well, it would be much appreciated."

Yuki entered the room and stood before Hyuuga Neji. No genin in Konoha or chuunin in the lower ranks had gone without knowing the Hyuuga Clan and especially noted genius, Neji.

But Yuki held no nervousness as he crouched over Neji's body. Sasuke watched intently as Yuki performed a few handseals ending with the dragon. He opened his hands over Neji's head and stated, "Yume no jutsu!"

Neji let go of Sasuke, who raised an eyebrow. "A dream jutsu?"

Yuki stood up as Neji rolled over and proceeded to sluggishly move his arms and legs like a turtle on his back.

"What did you make him see?"Sasuke asked.

"I made him into a rock within his dreams."

Little did Sasuke know was that the rock was Rock Lee.

"Clever jutsu,"Sasuke complimented, placing his bonsai on the otherside of the couch.

"Thank you sensei,"bowed Yuki in sincered appreciation.

"I'll retrieve the shuriken for you. Follow me,"instructed Sasuke.

The hallways were long and narrow for Sasuke, but they were even longer and bigger to Izanami Yuki, who looked around in a monotonous stare, which Sasuke had interpreted as a possible state of awe.

Sasuke stopped not to far away, opening a door to what Yuki guessed to be his quarters. Inside were many weapons scattered acrossed the hardwood floor. An unmade bed of plain white cotton bedsheets with a navy blue comforter laid in disarray. It was not the picture the young man was expecting to see of his usually anal (no not that way you perverts!) tendencies.

"Here is is,"Sasuke picked up the first weapon to his right. He turned around to hand it to Yuki when he suddenly stopped, raised an elegant brow and held the weapon back for a second.

"What are you doing in training that requires this?"Sasuke asked a bit skeptical. Yuki paused for a second, nervously stuttering, "It's not what. It's more like who..."

"And who are you training with that requires some heavy metal?"Sasuke asked. He paused and rewound his last sentence. "Ah..never mind. I get it now."

Yuki shyly look the shuriken, much larger than the one Sasuke had owned as a child. "Thank you sensei."

"No problem."

A loud thump from the living room, followed by moans of pain, came to earshot. Yuki looked up at Sasuke. "I better get going."

Sasuke nodded and led the thirteen year old out the door.

Rushing, or power-walking, into the living room, Sasuke noticed a head of (if possible) even messier blond locks. Tired blue eyes searched the room. It wasn't long before Sasuke noticed Naruto had fallen off the couch. Luckilly his neck broke his fall.

"Naruto,"grumbled Sasuke walking over to help up his living wet-dream.

"Sasuke-teme?"slurred a tired and much hungover Naruto, throwing his arm around Sasuke's shoulder as the Uchiha hoisted him up back onto the couch. "What're you doing in my house?"

"Dobe, this is my house,"Sasuke sighed.

"Oh,"Naruto stated. "What am I doing in your house? What happened last night?"

Sasuke gave Naruto an unreadable look.

"You mean you don't remember?"

"Uh...no. I guess I had a little too much to drink,"Naruto groaned holding his head.

Sasuke couldn't help but frown. Perhaps the Sapphire Silk Flower held an after effect of not knowing what happens the next day.

"Feels like a ton of bricks was dropped on my head,"Naruto complained, leaning in on Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke froze temporarilly, not that Naruto didn't notice.

"Lighten up Sasuke, I don't want a stiff human pillow,"Naruto whined. Sasuke relaxed, allowing the warm breath of Naruto caress his neck. He could get used to that.

"Ughnn...Uchiha, why does your room have to be soo bright!"whined Neji, rolling over and pulling a pillow over his head.

"Only for you,"Sasuke smirked.

"Shut the fuck up!"shouted Ino.

"Ino-pig! Close that crap hole you call a mouth! Some people are trying to die in peace!"Sakura replied to her blond friends complain. Hinata slowly awakened as did Kakashi who realized that he was in fact, NOT glomping Iruka Umino.

"Ohh,"groaned Iruka in dissapointment.

"All of you shut up!"Naruto grumbled. He gave Sasuke a stare. Sasuke returned it. He then looked at all those just awakening. "Oh shit."

With that he covered his mouth and ran quickly towards what he guessed was Sasuke's bathroom. UNFORTUNATELY, it was his bedroom, and the sound of hurling could be heard.

Sasuke buried his face in his right hand and groaned.

A hiccup was heard.

"Sasuke, where's your bathroom?"Neji mumbled, before dodging behind the couch and wharfing on Sasuke's bonsai, before the Uchiha could even answer.

"ANYONE ELSE NEED TO UNNECESSARILLY VOMIT ALL OVER MY HOUSE!"

They all shook their head.

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