Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ The Interlude ( Chapter 10 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Riley Maxwell 
Kakashi has a little fun with Iruka, a hungover Sakura encounters Lee, and Naruto ponders what just happened!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.16.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Work In Progress
Kakashi has a little fun with Iruka, a hungover Sakura encounters Lee, and Naruto ponders what just happened!
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 12.16.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter Ten
The Interlude
Sakura, only slightly recovered from her hangover, walked down the bright streets of Konoha towards her apartment, with intentions of a nice warm bath followed by pill popping and a nap. Her head pounded, although less that what it should for Sasuke had provided all those who crashed as his house, with exception of Neji, with special hangover pills. Of course, Neji had his own, and that is why he is a genius.
As long as she could remain far from any loud noises, or exuberant behavior, then the pink haired woman would be A-OK.
"SAKURA, MY LOVE!"
Shit.
"Good morning Lee,"Sakura sighed, rubbing her temples as the pain from loud noises was beginning to come back. Rock Lee stood before her, still in green spandex, still with his bowl haircut, and still with a crush on Sakura, which she had actually found flattering, except for now which she found was rather painful.
"Ah and what a beautiful morning it is! So lively and youthful!"he posed with a flashing smile that Gai-sensei would be proud of.
Sakura played a smile, but Inner Sakura sighed heavilly. Not another youth speech again.
"And how is the fair cherry blossom?"Lee asked with a tinge of concern, noting her constant rubbing of her temples.
"Hungover."
"Never fear, Sakura-chan! For the youthfulness within you will win over that evil hangover!"Lee thrust his fist in the air. (A/N: WTF! Would Lee even say that?! IDK, I'm running on caffiene here at midnight!)
"If you don't mind Lee, I just want to get home and take a bath, drug myself out on asprin and eat something,"Sakura admittted.
"I shall cook for you!"Lee declared. Sakura waved her hands in front of her with a nervous laugh.
"No, you don't have to!"Sakura replied.
"I insist, fair and lovely blossom!"Lee once again declared, snatching her wrist and tossing her into his arms bridal style. She eeped slightly but shrugged it off. Lee, although 'youthful' was rather handy.
He sped off at speeds Sakura never knew existed.
"By the way,"Lee looked down at Sakura as he jumped to a roof. "What's wrong with Naruto?"
"Naruto?"Sakura asked.
"I saw him running down the streets looking quite flushed and freaked out. I asked Neji what was wrong with him, but he just gave a smile,"Lee stated.
Sakura pondered this. Naruto flushed, Neji smiling. A wicked smile crept to her face, despite her attempts not to let it show.
"Oi Lee, do you want to know the entire story?"Sakura asked in a voice as innocent as possible. Lee nodded.
***
Oh how clever Kakashi was.
Peeking from behind the pages of his book, he noticed Iruka exiting his apartment, dressed casual on his day off, but not without his headband and the adorable ponytail upon his head.
Disguised as a little kid, he skipped towards Iruka, with little wicked plans forming in his head. Placing Icha-Icha Paradise behind his back, he called out towards the teacher.
"Iruka-sensei!"
Iruka turned around and gave a warm (and adorable) smile. "Ohayo, Shiro-san."
Yes. Kakashi was disguised as a child. More specifically, Kazuho Shiro, the student of Uchiha Sasuke.
"Morning,"Kakashi chirped. "My, you are looking excellent today."
"Uh, thank you Shiro,"Iruka chuckled. "What are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be training with Sasuke? He's usually so strict about that."
"He's still hungover from last night,"Kakashi noted with a cheer.
"Oh,"Iruka replied. "Hey, what is that in your hand?" Kakashi smiled.
"Icha-Icha Paradise, Iruka-sensei!"he presented the book to Iruka, who nearly died of a heart attack.
"What are you doing reading this smut?!"Iruka frantically whispered, ripping the book from Shiro's hands.
"I'm getting ideas, Iruka-sensei,"evilly grinned Kakashi.
"You're too young to read this!"blushed Iruka, hiding the book behind him as a young pair of chuunins walked by, greeting Iruka with a wave.
"Says who?"pouted Kakashi.
"Says me!"Iruka argued. "Besides, this isn't anything that should concern a thirteen year old!" Kakashi beamed.
"Oh but Iruka-sensei it does concern me! It gives me so many ideas and possibilities, that I just can't help myself! Like on page 86 where Saburo slowly and sensually licks Rinji's-"
"STOP!"heavilly blushed Iruka, who was as red as a tomato. "You mean to tell me you've read this-this...book and memorized it?!"
"Only the things I want to do to you, Iruka,"Kakashi growled in a low tone, forgetting temporarilly that he was disguised as Shiro. "Which means, yes, I memorized the entire book, every detailed scene, pretending it was you."
A loud thud was heard next.
"Eh? Iruka?"Kakashi asked, and with a cloud of smoke, turning back into his true form. He poked the chocolate eyed teacher innocently.
Iruka had fainted.
"You're going to be so much fun,"Kakashi smirked, plucking his book from Iruka's hands, pocketing it and then picking up Iruka.
Fishing around in his pockets, he found some smelling salts and placed it under his nose. Iruka immediately woke up.
"GAH!"he jumped. "KAKASHI!"
"Yes, Iruka?"asked Kakashi.
"How long have I been out?"Iruka asked, still flustered but the red was fading from his cheeks. Kakashi grinned and crinkled his eye.
"Not too long. I found you here and woke you up. What happened?"Kakashi inquired innocently, knowing every little detail secretly.
"Um...nothing! I just hit my head!"Iruka pretended to rub his head.
"I see,"Kakashi continued to gleam. "I can't wait until our little date tonight." Kakashi didn't stick around to see Iruka's reaction, as much as he would've loved it. All he knew, was that if he didn't get away, he would've fallen on the ground laughing. It was fun to tease Iruka-sensei. It was funner to see his reactions.
Iruka blinked several times. "What is with me? Snap out of it!" He slapped his own face and shivered lightly before continuing his walk for his daily errands.
"Morning Iruka-sensei!"called out a voice. Iruka stopped and turned around slowly, dreading what was behind him. "Iruka-sensei you look flushed? Did something happen?"
Iruka sped off without a word, leaving a dust trail in his wake. Kazuho Shiro, the REAL Kazuho Shiro, scratched his head and shrugged.
***
What the hell just happened?!
Did Neji just do...No, it was all a dream! No an illusion! It was supposed to be a hot day today! RIGHT?!
Naruto found himself locked inside his apartment, pacing around his coffee table in the living room, wondering what had just occured not to long ago.
"Neji sucked my-oh god! I can't even say it!"Naruto shied away with a large blush. "Although it did feel really really good-WHAT AM I SAYING?!"
He slapped himself hard in the face and then shouted, "OUCH! WHY DID I DO THAT?!" It just wasn't his day. No, it just wasn't his week. What else could happen! First that dream about Sasuke that felt so unbelievably real he wasn't sure if it was or wasn't. Then Neji...ahem, must use the politically correct term for this, gave him oral pleasure.
What was up with Sasuke and Neji lately anyways! He wasn't dense, and one could easilly see the hungry glances of both raven haired men between their glares towards eachother.
Then it hit him.
Sasuke and Neji wanted him.
They wanted him bad.
Naruto continued his pace, talking to himself in a frantic manor, "Oh my Hokage, what is going on! Sasuke and Neji want me! Do they like me? DUH! OF course they do! Do they want to screw me! DUH DUMBASS! Eep! I gotta leave town! They'll get me if I don't! Knowing those two! Okay, stop and think Uzumaki! You can do it! Just stay calm! Do you like them back?"
He slapped his forehead. "WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! Maybe I can avoid them! YEAH! THAT'LL WORK! Just steer clear from them, and I'm A-OK!"
He thrust his fist in the air with a cute little victorious look upon his face.
"Try and get me now!"Naruto smirked to himself.
"Mission accepted, Dobe."
***
I'd like to note that the last statement sounded suspiciously like Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing (which I also do not own.) I'd also like to note that I do not own Naruto, but the original characters featured within this story are mine. This disclaimer counts throughout the entire story, as for throughout the entire story, I will not *ding**ding**ding*, correct! ever own Naruto.
-Ruri
The Interlude
Sakura, only slightly recovered from her hangover, walked down the bright streets of Konoha towards her apartment, with intentions of a nice warm bath followed by pill popping and a nap. Her head pounded, although less that what it should for Sasuke had provided all those who crashed as his house, with exception of Neji, with special hangover pills. Of course, Neji had his own, and that is why he is a genius.
As long as she could remain far from any loud noises, or exuberant behavior, then the pink haired woman would be A-OK.
"SAKURA, MY LOVE!"
Shit.
"Good morning Lee,"Sakura sighed, rubbing her temples as the pain from loud noises was beginning to come back. Rock Lee stood before her, still in green spandex, still with his bowl haircut, and still with a crush on Sakura, which she had actually found flattering, except for now which she found was rather painful.
"Ah and what a beautiful morning it is! So lively and youthful!"he posed with a flashing smile that Gai-sensei would be proud of.
Sakura played a smile, but Inner Sakura sighed heavilly. Not another youth speech again.
"And how is the fair cherry blossom?"Lee asked with a tinge of concern, noting her constant rubbing of her temples.
"Hungover."
"Never fear, Sakura-chan! For the youthfulness within you will win over that evil hangover!"Lee thrust his fist in the air. (A/N: WTF! Would Lee even say that?! IDK, I'm running on caffiene here at midnight!)
"If you don't mind Lee, I just want to get home and take a bath, drug myself out on asprin and eat something,"Sakura admittted.
"I shall cook for you!"Lee declared. Sakura waved her hands in front of her with a nervous laugh.
"No, you don't have to!"Sakura replied.
"I insist, fair and lovely blossom!"Lee once again declared, snatching her wrist and tossing her into his arms bridal style. She eeped slightly but shrugged it off. Lee, although 'youthful' was rather handy.
He sped off at speeds Sakura never knew existed.
"By the way,"Lee looked down at Sakura as he jumped to a roof. "What's wrong with Naruto?"
"Naruto?"Sakura asked.
"I saw him running down the streets looking quite flushed and freaked out. I asked Neji what was wrong with him, but he just gave a smile,"Lee stated.
Sakura pondered this. Naruto flushed, Neji smiling. A wicked smile crept to her face, despite her attempts not to let it show.
"Oi Lee, do you want to know the entire story?"Sakura asked in a voice as innocent as possible. Lee nodded.
***
Oh how clever Kakashi was.
Peeking from behind the pages of his book, he noticed Iruka exiting his apartment, dressed casual on his day off, but not without his headband and the adorable ponytail upon his head.
Disguised as a little kid, he skipped towards Iruka, with little wicked plans forming in his head. Placing Icha-Icha Paradise behind his back, he called out towards the teacher.
"Iruka-sensei!"
Iruka turned around and gave a warm (and adorable) smile. "Ohayo, Shiro-san."
Yes. Kakashi was disguised as a child. More specifically, Kazuho Shiro, the student of Uchiha Sasuke.
"Morning,"Kakashi chirped. "My, you are looking excellent today."
"Uh, thank you Shiro,"Iruka chuckled. "What are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be training with Sasuke? He's usually so strict about that."
"He's still hungover from last night,"Kakashi noted with a cheer.
"Oh,"Iruka replied. "Hey, what is that in your hand?" Kakashi smiled.
"Icha-Icha Paradise, Iruka-sensei!"he presented the book to Iruka, who nearly died of a heart attack.
"What are you doing reading this smut?!"Iruka frantically whispered, ripping the book from Shiro's hands.
"I'm getting ideas, Iruka-sensei,"evilly grinned Kakashi.
"You're too young to read this!"blushed Iruka, hiding the book behind him as a young pair of chuunins walked by, greeting Iruka with a wave.
"Says who?"pouted Kakashi.
"Says me!"Iruka argued. "Besides, this isn't anything that should concern a thirteen year old!" Kakashi beamed.
"Oh but Iruka-sensei it does concern me! It gives me so many ideas and possibilities, that I just can't help myself! Like on page 86 where Saburo slowly and sensually licks Rinji's-"
"STOP!"heavilly blushed Iruka, who was as red as a tomato. "You mean to tell me you've read this-this...book and memorized it?!"
"Only the things I want to do to you, Iruka,"Kakashi growled in a low tone, forgetting temporarilly that he was disguised as Shiro. "Which means, yes, I memorized the entire book, every detailed scene, pretending it was you."
A loud thud was heard next.
"Eh? Iruka?"Kakashi asked, and with a cloud of smoke, turning back into his true form. He poked the chocolate eyed teacher innocently.
Iruka had fainted.
"You're going to be so much fun,"Kakashi smirked, plucking his book from Iruka's hands, pocketing it and then picking up Iruka.
Fishing around in his pockets, he found some smelling salts and placed it under his nose. Iruka immediately woke up.
"GAH!"he jumped. "KAKASHI!"
"Yes, Iruka?"asked Kakashi.
"How long have I been out?"Iruka asked, still flustered but the red was fading from his cheeks. Kakashi grinned and crinkled his eye.
"Not too long. I found you here and woke you up. What happened?"Kakashi inquired innocently, knowing every little detail secretly.
"Um...nothing! I just hit my head!"Iruka pretended to rub his head.
"I see,"Kakashi continued to gleam. "I can't wait until our little date tonight." Kakashi didn't stick around to see Iruka's reaction, as much as he would've loved it. All he knew, was that if he didn't get away, he would've fallen on the ground laughing. It was fun to tease Iruka-sensei. It was funner to see his reactions.
Iruka blinked several times. "What is with me? Snap out of it!" He slapped his own face and shivered lightly before continuing his walk for his daily errands.
"Morning Iruka-sensei!"called out a voice. Iruka stopped and turned around slowly, dreading what was behind him. "Iruka-sensei you look flushed? Did something happen?"
Iruka sped off without a word, leaving a dust trail in his wake. Kazuho Shiro, the REAL Kazuho Shiro, scratched his head and shrugged.
***
What the hell just happened?!
Did Neji just do...No, it was all a dream! No an illusion! It was supposed to be a hot day today! RIGHT?!
Naruto found himself locked inside his apartment, pacing around his coffee table in the living room, wondering what had just occured not to long ago.
"Neji sucked my-oh god! I can't even say it!"Naruto shied away with a large blush. "Although it did feel really really good-WHAT AM I SAYING?!"
He slapped himself hard in the face and then shouted, "OUCH! WHY DID I DO THAT?!" It just wasn't his day. No, it just wasn't his week. What else could happen! First that dream about Sasuke that felt so unbelievably real he wasn't sure if it was or wasn't. Then Neji...ahem, must use the politically correct term for this, gave him oral pleasure.
What was up with Sasuke and Neji lately anyways! He wasn't dense, and one could easilly see the hungry glances of both raven haired men between their glares towards eachother.
Then it hit him.
Sasuke and Neji wanted him.
They wanted him bad.
Naruto continued his pace, talking to himself in a frantic manor, "Oh my Hokage, what is going on! Sasuke and Neji want me! Do they like me? DUH! OF course they do! Do they want to screw me! DUH DUMBASS! Eep! I gotta leave town! They'll get me if I don't! Knowing those two! Okay, stop and think Uzumaki! You can do it! Just stay calm! Do you like them back?"
He slapped his forehead. "WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?! Maybe I can avoid them! YEAH! THAT'LL WORK! Just steer clear from them, and I'm A-OK!"
He thrust his fist in the air with a cute little victorious look upon his face.
"Try and get me now!"Naruto smirked to himself.
"Mission accepted, Dobe."
***
I'd like to note that the last statement sounded suspiciously like Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing (which I also do not own.) I'd also like to note that I do not own Naruto, but the original characters featured within this story are mine. This disclaimer counts throughout the entire story, as for throughout the entire story, I will not *ding**ding**ding*, correct! ever own Naruto.
-Ruri