Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just Too Sexy For His Own Good ❯ Kakashi's Revenge ( Chapter 26 )
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By: Riley Maxwell 
I enjoyed writing this chapter a little too much.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.14.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 6.2K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
I enjoyed writing this chapter a little too much.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.14.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 6.2K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I'm making no money off this fanfiction piece. All characters not associated in the series (meaning original characters) do belong to me. Enjoy the story and don't sue.
-Ruri
RURI'S THOUGHTS ON NARUTO: I just love this show, I'm in love with everything about it, from my favorite kunoichi's (Kurenai, Hinata & Temari), to my favorite shinobi (NARUTO OF COURSE!!! ((I just wanna give him a big hug!)), but I can't help but have random thoughts of the show as well. Like for example, how Deidara must have a pretty good masturbation life (he's got a hand with a tounge in it...c'mon you can't tell me this doesn't intrigue you!!!). Well, that's about it for now...just thought I'd enlighten the readers of this little fact that just keeps nagging at me. Sorry for being slightly perverted.
ALSO!!!
Since AFF is acting kinda weird, I'll be posting any and all future updates on soley this site, and update my story there when everything is well...less confusing.
Chapter 26
Kakashi's Revenge
Tsunade rapped her fingernails on the wood of her desk, a yawn escaping from her mouth. It had certainly been a long night for the Godaime Hokage, as news came in from northern posts about suspicious action. Needless to say, she hadn't recieved much sleep.
Currently, she was awaiting someone whom she had called for, about an hour ago. Shizune was sent to fetch him, and Tsunade was close to sleep, when the door opened. In walked her assistant, and the chuunin Umino Iruka.
"Ah, Iruka-san, good to see you,"Tsunade perked up, placing on a professional fascade, despite Inner Tsunade, who snored loudly.
"You wanted to see me Hokage-sama?"Iruka asked, standing before Tsunade's desk.
"Yes. You are a highly valued shinobi and teacher to Konoha, Iruka, that is why I need you to deliver this message to the Sunagakure post,"Tsunade replied holding out a scroll. "This is a very important document which must be protected. It contains classifyied information about the mission, and because of that I'm sending two highly qualifyied ANBU with you. Do you accept this mission?"
Iruka nearly jumped up for joy at the thought of seeing Kakashi again. "I do!"
"Good,"Tsunade smiled.
A knock from the door came. "Come in,"Shizune replied.
"Hokage-sama,"bowed a messenger carrying a package. "A delivery from Uzumaki Naruto for you."
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Naruto?"
"What is it?"Iruka questioned as Shizune recovered the box from the messenger and set it in front of the elder blond.
Tsunade cautiously opened it. The last gift she recieved from Naruto, it was a jack in the box which shaved more years off of her life than her Genesis of Rebirth jutsu. Naruto ended up hanging upside down from a post by his underwear. Sakura had taken the picture to prove it, which Tsunade proudly hung in ther living room at home.
With a popping vein, Tsunade pulled out a gray doily, poorly crafted, with a note:
Tsunade-baa, I figured that an old lady like you needs a doily, because well...old people have doilies! Don't blame me for the crappy needle work, Sasuke-slave did it. I'll be sure to send you a cat as well!
-Naruto the future Rokudaime of Konoha
"Iruka,"Tsunade growled comically, crumpling the paper which mysteriously burst into flames in her hand. Iruka gulped.
"Yes?"
"Do me a favor and give Naruto a good beating for me,"Tsunade replied.
Iruka nodded and grinned, walking out.
Shizune stiffled a laugh. "I wonder how they're all doing?"
***
Kakashi gleamed evilly upon the scroll that laid out his plans perfectly, a wicked aura surrounding the silver haired jounin. He well earned curiously raised eyebrows and confused glances from Team 2 and Team 3, who stood in the backround wondering what they were even doing there.
"Brilliant, purely brilliant!"Kakashi grinned.
"Uh...what's brilliant?"Riho asked.
"Hatake Kakashi's Ultimate Plan of Revenge!"Kakashi evilly laughed.
Akina swooned with little hearts surrounding her, obviously still caught up from Kakashi's face. "He's so dreamy when he's evil..."
Shiro crossed his arms and looked away but not before sending deadly glares towards Kakashi. He mumbled something about girls. Kakashi, of course, felt the stabs of the glare onto his back but ignored them.
"And what are you getting revenge for?"Aiji asked curiously, leaning foreward attempting to get a good look.
Kakashi's face turned slightly wicked and chibifyied. "Do you....really want to know?"
Aiji nodded slowly, a bit cautious as of to if she should nod or not.
"Alas,"Kakashi turned dramatic, "I was merely upon the road to the path of life when three ninja's jumped me, forcing me to take off my mask or else they'll kidnap my true love! In the name of love, I sacrificed my secret, revealing my undying handsomeness to them, blinding them with the holy light that was...my face." Kakashi finished in a dramatic pose, roses were thrown from nowhere and he bowed.
Akina clapped but Yuki and Shiro gave popping vein glares. "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! Uchiha-sensei gave us a mission to see what was under his mask. We caught him off guard and HE revealed it to US! There was no true-love crap or anything like that! And his face did NOT emit a holy light!"Shiro explained to the others.
"So...you're getting revenge,"Azusa pieced together.
"Speaking of which, Yuki, I kind of tweaked your original plan a bit,"Kakashi shyly chuckled. Yuki raised a brow.
"How MUCH tweaking are we talking about?"Yuki questioned.
"Well, you suggested that when he takes a shower, we steal his clothes...I kind of expanded on that,"Kakashi stated. "In truth, though clever, the genius with more experience proves the better."
Yuki sighed exasperated. He then blinked twice and blushed heavilly. "WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE?!"
Kakashi waved off Yuki's insecurity. "Oh-hoho, not in the presence of the ladies...and Akina."
"HEY!"Akina protested. "I'm a lady..."she grumbled in response.
"What's he talking about?"Aiji leaned in and whispered to Riho. Riho shrugged.
"No clue."
"You better be talking about pranking experience!"Yuki threatened comically as he was held back by Akina.
"No! Don't hurt him! He's too beautiful to die!"Akina cried out.
"Who said that I would die?!"Kakashi grumbled. "ANYWAYS! I had calculated a series of revenge plots incorporated into my ultimate plan."
"A series of revenge plots...all we did was see your face!"Shiro replied. "What are you going to do to him?!"
"Something tells me I don't want to get on his bad side,"Azusa whispered to Riho who nodded vigorouslly. Aiji still remained quite confused and resulted in her absently picking at her navy blue fingernail polish.
"Are you sure you want to know?"Kakashi drawled out.
"Well DUH!"Riho placed her hands on her hips. "What are we here for then?"
"Okay, here's the plan!"
The two teams found that they didn't like the wicked grin on Kakashi's face.
****
Sunagakure...
A quiet village within the heat of the desert...
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"< br>
Well, scratch quiet, it's now just a village within the heat of the desert.
Akina, Aiji and Riho looked flustered with unbelievable glances on their shocked faces. The guys, were probably worse off. Shiro was off in the corner shaking his head and pounding his fists against the wall crying out, "I did NOT need to know that!!!!"
Kakashi shrugged, "What?!"
"That's a little...erm..."Aiji began unable to find the right word.
"PERVERTED!"Akina cried out.
"I was going to say harsh but that would work just fine,"Aiji continued flushing wildly.
"Yeah Kakashi-san, all they did was look at your face and you want to do...well...THAT to Uchiha-sensei?!"Riho asked in a shocked tone.
"Well, he's had it coming to him for a while and I was going to do it to him eventually but this proved to be the oppurtune moment,"Kakashi pondered to himself.
The genin's jaws dropped.
"I'm going to rename this plan,"Azusa declared, clearing his throat. "The I Really Didn't Want To Know That-plan."
"Ah, scaring the youth of Konoha, 'tis a very fulfilling job indeed,"Kakashi clapped his hands together in glee.
"You certainly tweaked the original plan, Kakashi-san,"Yuki squeaked, and then coughed out of embarassment. Kakashi's eye crinkled. Riho coughed to gain the attention of everyone.
"Well, I wont do it,"Riho declared.
"Riho-chan why not?!"Akina asked.
"Well those on my team haven't even seen his face,"Riho replied. "I want to see his face too before I help. Fair deal trading, eh Kakashi-san?"
Kakashi sighed. Akina squealed and bounced around in a circle, absolutely delighted to see his face again. Shiro grumbled, and Yuki, well he continued to blush slightly.
"Alright, alright,"Kakashi said.
He pulled down his mask and a light almost blinded them all. A holy music played in the backround (which upon closer notice you see Azusa pressing play on a stereo).
"So handsome!"Aiji blushed lightly.
"HOT!"Akina and Riho squeaked, jumping Kakashi and hugging him affectionately. Little hearts surrounded them as they frantically glomped the older man.
"Uhm...girls?"Kakashi asked laying on the floor with a giant sweatdrop on his head.
They made sounds stating that they were listening.
"Can you get off of me? Azusa-san and Shiro-san look like they're ready to kill me."
And sure enough Hells fires blasted from behind the glaring genin boys, kunai drawn and hands ready to perform any ninjutsu.
Kakashi sweatdropped.
***
Sasuke awoke later than usual. A grin formed on his face when his arm stretched out, searching for the warm Dobe. Naruto grumbled something about ramen and Sasuke in his sleep, giving Sasuke yummy ideas but he decided to let it pass...for now.
Pulling the tuffled blond closer to him, he pressed his naked body against Naruto's back, breathing in Naruto's essence and exhailing a warm breath onto the back of his neck.
"Hmm...no Sasuke-teme, I'm still sore,"Naruto groaned out, turning himself around. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Who said I wanted that?"Sasuke grinned.
"You always want that,"Naruto pointed out, giving his lover a kiss on the lips. "Morning."
"I'm suprised we slept this late,"Sasuke pointed out. "Usually Sakura or Kakashi would've attempted to wake us up."
"What time is it?"Naruto asked.
"About noon,"Sasuke pointed out. Naruto's eyes widened.
"NOON?! AS IN, 12:00 pm!?!?!?!?!"
"Yeah, noon, Dobe,"Sasuke pointed out.
Naruto jumped up, naked in all glory and paced the room, throwing on clothes.
"What's going on?"Sasuke asked, standing himself, bare naked in front of Naruto.
"I was supposed to train with Gaara today!"Naruto cried out, rolling back and forth on the ground while putting on pants. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shiiiittt!!!"
Sasuke chuckled at his lovers little panic rush, and recieved a well liked good-bye kiss before the blond hastilly exited.
He fell back onto the bed, head resting upon the pillows, and a satisfyied sigh escaping his lips.
'This is the life.'
Another thing Sasuke took into notice was how Naruto had seemed to forgotten that Sasuke was STILL his slave.
A loud knock came to the door.
"WAKE UP! DAMMIT WE HAVE TO TRAIN TODAY UCHIHA-SENSEI!"barked the voice of Akina. Sasuke sighed and searched for pants, afterall no need to scar the flower user more than necessary.
"ARE YOU UP! LAZY NO GOOD-"
The door opened.
"Oh. You are up. Good morning Uchiha-sensei,"Akina bowed her respects. Sasuke raised a brow.
'Since when does Akina bow?'he thought to himself.
"Yes, I'm up. Now what were you barking about?"Sasuke picked at his ear absently.
"Uchiha-sensei, you promised to train us today! We were supposed to learn how to focus our chakra into raw destructive energy!"Akina said.
Sasuke sweatdropped. "Akina, I never said that!"
"Well, then teach us!"Akina demanded with a pout.
"I can't just teach you that!"Sasuke stated with hands on his hips.
A loud thump sounded within the room. Sasuke tilted his head and Akina peeked in to see that a bird had run into the window.
"Dumb bird,"Sasuke grumbled. "Okay now what-HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
"You're boring Uchiha-sensei. I'll go train with Ino, Sakura and Kurenai." Akina waved her goodbyes, already halfway down the hallway. Sasuke grumbled once again, closing his door and crossing his arms.
"What a pain."
He paused and looked back towards the window. "I wonder why a bird ran into the window? Oh well, I need a shower."
Sasuke stripped himself of his shorts and moved to the attatched bathroom, immediately turning on the shower and correcting the water flow to the right temperature.
Meanwhile within his room, two forms popped out of nowhere, jutsu smoke slowly dissapearing. Yuki and Azusa looked around, careful not to be caught.
"Okay, step one was to steal all his clothes,"Azusa stated.
"We have to keep all chakra down so we don't get caught,"Yuki replied.
"Good think Kakashi-san made a bird to run in the window,"Azusa said, pulling a bag from his pouch and getting ready to fill it up.
Meanwhile Akina wandered outside, where waiting was Kakashi, still evilly laughing. She gave him a strange look before coughing and saluting the jounin.
"Step one completed sir! That was clever to have that bird fly into the window."
"Bird?"Kakashi asked. "What bird?"
"You mean?"Akina's jaw slightly dropped. "You mean you didn't have the bird fly into that window right there?"
"No, I didn't. That must've been a retarded bird,"Kakashi replied. "Or they used such good glass cleaner that it couldn't tell the difference."
"I don't believe this!"Akina slapped her palm against her forehead.
Yuki and Shiro had gathered the last of Sasuke's clothes, and barely held a close call when Yuki went to retrieve the shorts in the bathroom.
With sighs of relief, they carefully exited the room.
The only thing Sasuke could wear now, was that small little towel that did nothing to hide anything. Tee hee.
***
Sasuke reached for his towel, but found it not on the hook. He growled in slight annoyance and threw the shower curtain to notice, his drawers in the other room, were open.
Jumping out of the shower, still heavilly wet, he noticed all of his clothes were gone. Opening all of his drawers, he found that nothing was there. His weapons were there, but his clothes, all the towels, and even the bedsheets were gone!
"What the hell!?"Sasuke questioned loudly. He went back into the bathroom.
He couldn't be naked for the entire day! So where the hell were his clothes?! Sasuke noticed a little towel on the toilet seat. Sighing he wrapped it around his waist, as it was better than nothing.
He then stepped back into the bedroom. Placing his hands together, he formed ten handseals: Dragon, Ox, Dragon, Tiger, Ox, Rabbit, Rat, Sheep, Monkey, Rat. Speaking of a jutsu, his eyes widened, Sharingan burning and the entire room was surrounded in chakra. Blue chakra traces were scattered about, fading slowly. Sasuke's eyes narrowed upon familiar chakra forms, shaped like a certain student of his, and another student of Naruto's.
"Yuki, Azusa,"Sasuke growled, balling a fist and shaking it. "YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!!!!"
Yuki and Azusa froze. They looked at eachother gravely and ran faster.
Sasuke snatched a kunai with a look of death in his eyes.
"Whatever is going on, I'll kill 'em!"Sasuke declared.
***
Her kicks were precise, her punches acurate, yet Ino managed to deflect them all. The jounin expertely dodged any taijutsu based attack broght from Akina, who fiercely delivered.
Since training with Sasuke was not an option today, she had to find another sparring partner. Her eventual partner being Ino, proved to be more of a challenge to Akina. Either that or her sensei was always taking it easy on her.
Sakura petals held themselves around Akina's form, eyes fiercely narrowed in a competetive stance. She was fast, Ino noted, and very adgile. In fact, she moved at a chunin level, making it quite difficult for Ino to hold back. Akina's kicks were powerful with concentrated chakra, probably a trick Sakura taught her younger cousin during their own training matches.
Performing a roundhouse kick within the midair, Akina was ready. More petals scattered behind her, but merely hung in the air, not yet commanded by their master to do anything. Ino ducked her head back, thrusting her forearm foreward to block the kick, only to have to adjust that same arm to dodge another.
Akina fell to the ground with a flip and landed in a crouched position.
"Good job,"Ino congratulated dusting off her hands. Akina grumbled and stood up straight. "Sasuke-kun has trained you quite well."
"I guess,"Akina replied. "I dunno. You seemed more of a challenge than he did."
"Well, I am a great kunoichi, but Sasuke-kun is great as well,"Ino gloated on. Sakura snorted. "Problem forehead-gril?!"
"Hardly, Ino-pig. You're so egotistical,"Sakura claimed.
Akina sweatdropped as the two began a spar of their own. She backed up slowly, deciding not to be there at the crime scene of a double murder...
***
Sasuke was ready to kill. His sharingan eyes burned with an intense fury as he clamped onto the skimpy towel with one hand and a very very sharp kunai with another.
"I'm gonna kill 'em!" That was the mantra that Sasuke seemed to chant at the moment, speaking of course about the two intruders in the room.
He exited the building to the hot Suna sun. How anyone could bear such heat was beyond him, of course he being extremely pale, would burn soon enough. The chakra trails led to the outside, off towards the distance. The exact point they attempted to reach was unknown.
Sasuke could've used genjutsu to make an illusion that he was wearing clothes, however the citizens of Sunagakure were noted to have good eyes for such. Afterall, they were in the desert, and one must be able to tell the difference between reality and an illusion, what really is there and what is a mirage.
So he relied on that ever so revealing towel.
It was really hot.
"Um...Sasuke, what are you doing?"asked a voice from the left direction. Looking up, Sasuke noticed Yuhi Kurenai, stepping towards him, dressed for the hot weather, and holding a fan.
"Uh...sunbathing! Yeah that's it!"
"Sasuke, you burn easilly though,"Kurenai claimed.
"Uh, whatta you know! I do!"Sasuke chuckled nervoulsy.
"Well, okay,"Kurenai gave him a strange glance before walking off. She paused. "Perhaps you should get some sunscreen or something, so you don't end up looking like a tomato later."
"Good idea,"Sasuke nodded.
Kurenai watched as the Uchiha-heir walked away quickly, ducking into a nearby hallway. She smiled and walked off. "Strange boy."
***
"So what do I have to do again?"Neji asked with a raised brow.
"Pretend to sunbathe, but be sure to use THIS lotion as opposed to THAT lotion,"Kakashi pointed out to the two lotions in Neji's hands. The pale eyed boy looked at Kakashi strangely.
"Why can't I use THIS lotion here?"Neji asked refering to the lotion he can't use.
"Because that lotion has a special ingedient to it,"Kakashi winked, hoping for Neji to get the hint. But judging by the blank look on the youths face, he didn't get it. "Inside the lotion is a highly effective aprodiasiac. It's called the Sapphire Silk, and it's make from a special flower only grown by the Hazumi Clan."
"You got an aprodiasiac from AKINA?!"Neji blurted out loudly. Kakashi quickly clamped his hands down on Neji's mouth, looking around in a paranoid fashion, making sure that no one heard them.
"Shhhh!"Kakashi warned. "He could be anywhere! And no, I got it from Haruko-san, as a little gift for Iruka-koi."
"Alright, tell me what's going on!"Neji demanded. "And just the part with the lotion, I don't need to hear about your sex life."
"I will later, just remember, when you see Sasuke, offer him some sunscreen. I had Yuki and Azusa trail their way towards the area where you'll sunbathe. Tell Sasuke that he's looking red, and that he should use some sunscreen. Be SURE to hand him the blue bottle! You can use the white one. Direct him to where the two boys went."
"Okay,"Neji said a bit unsure. "Well, it would be quite funny. I'd love to see the high and mighty Uchiha in such a predicament." An evil smile appeared on his face.
Together the Hyuuga and Kakashi laughed evilly, Hells fires blazing behind them.
***
It was hot! Very very hot! Sasuke didn't know how long he could keep up without some sort of protectiong against the burning sun. Glaring at the sun, Sasuke grumbled many threats to the celestial object, but gave up and attempted to find refuge in the shade.
The chakra trails led this way, so they must be near. He made his way around the corner, only to see...
"Hyuuga."
Neji looked up, a smirk plastered on his face.
"Uchiha."
"What are you doing?"asked Sasuke.
Neji squeezed a good sized amount of suntan lotion on his hands. "Sunbathing. Ah, nice and cold!"
Sasuke gulped. He wanted suntan lotion so bad!
"Uchiha-san, you look red. Here, use some of my stronger SPF lotion. It's good for the skin,"Neji tossed a blue bottole to Sasuke who caught it barely, attempting not to drop the towel.
"Thanks,"he grumbled, squeezing the light blue gel onto his hand and rubbing it all over his body. Neji watched from the corner of his eyes with an ever so growing smirk.
"By the way, do you happen to know why Izanami Yuki and Shiranai Azusa ran by here not to long ago with a giant bag of clothes?"Neji asked.
"WHAT?!"Sasuke shouted. "THEY CAME BY HERE?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Kunai ever present, Neji noticed a murderous aura surrounding Sasuke. "They went that way." Neji pointed to the direction to his left.
Leaving a dust cloud in his wake, Sasuke sped off. Neji rested on his lounge chair with a satisfyied sigh. "Kakashi-san, you truly are a genius."
***
Aiji and Riho peeked around the corner, seeing Azusa and Yuki on their way.
"Here!"Yuki and Azusa frantically shouted tossing the large bag to the girls. "You know the plan!"
They continued to speed off, and the girls stood with curious glances. Their questions were soon answered when a large dust cloud sped by, revealing Sasuke with a deadly gleam in his eyes.
"I hope they plan on running faster,"Aiji replied. "Because Uchiha-sensei looks ready to kill them."
"Genius my ass,"Riho snorted. "If he was a genius he would've noticed that we had his clothes when he just ran past."
"There was murder clouding his vision,"Aiji spoke. "Well, lets go put these clothes back."
"Yeah, the last place he'll look for clothes is back in his drawers."
***
For some reason, Yuki and Azusa were getting farther and farther away. And for some reason, Sasuke was breathing heavilly and was flushing from a strange heat.
"Damn, those *breath* brats can run fast,"Sasuke paced, slowing down. "Of course *breath* when you're about to be MURDERED!!!"Sasuke shouted out hoping for the two to hear.
He fell to the ground, towel just covering his private areas. He was off by an area with a few trees, perhaps a park. No one was around, so it was good. He was sure that no one saw him or at least hoped so.
"Why is it getting hotter?!"Sasuke questioned to himself in a panting tone. A small petal of a local flower floated in the light wind, landing on Sasuke's arm.
"Aaaahhhhhnnn,"Sasuke moaned out rolling on the ground.
An ever growing tent upon the southern regions left Sasuke with a curious glance. He propped himself up on his elbows.
"I'm...horny?"he asked himself.
"Saaasssukkkeeee,"breathed a lusty voice from behind a tree afront of the black haired jounin. Sasuke blinked and squinted. The tree was far away, but if he wasn't mistaken, that was the voice of...
"Naruto?"Sasuke blinked.
"Ahhmmm, Sasuke, having fun without me?"Naruto asked with a sexy pout.
"That's not fair, Sasuke,"replied another Naruto.
Sasuke shook his head an blinked. Opening his eyes, he noticed that the Naruto's were gone.
"What the hell is going on?"Sasuke asked. "Why do I feel so...free?"
***
"No effin way!?!?!"Ino shrieked. "You gave Sasuke-kun a special aprodiasiac lotion, stole his clothes-what is the matter with you?!"
She punched Kakashi hard on the head.
"It's revenge!"Kakashi pleaded out.
Ino crossed her arms with an angry, "Hmph."
Neji had just walked in.
"The plans going according to plan. I just saw Sasuke at that little park, he was moaning something about Naruto and horny and stuff,"Neji stated, plopping himself down on a seat.
"You're in on it too!?"Ino questioned loudly. She bopped Neji on the head as well. "Shame on you! I expected it from Kakashi-san but you too Neji-kun?!"
"An outrage I say!"Sakura piped up, and then returned to blowing steam off her teacup.
"Here here!"Ino agreed.
"Girls, girls, girls you're overreacting,"Kakashi attempted to calm them down. "Besides, the plan gets much worse."
The two girls' eyes popped open.
The door burst open to the room that Kakashi, Ino, Sakura and Neji occupied. Kurenai was there, chest heaving from heavy breathing, crimson eyes widened and brunette locks disheaveled.
"It's an army!"she shouted out.
"What?"Ino and Sakura gasped.
"An army of fangirls!!!!"Kurenai shrieked. "There's a scent in the air! Just can't resist! It's no jutsu! They're all heading East!"
"Isn't the park East?"Kakashi asked Neji, who nodded.
"WHAT?!"the other two girls questioned loudly. "What's going on?!"
They turned accusing glares to Kakashi who nervously stated, "Well, I had put the extract of the Sapphire Silk flower into the lotion that Sasuke used. It's a highly potent aprodiasiac not to mention it reveals a special scent a pheremone if you would, in which all those attracted to the users natural scent, basically the levels heighten."
"What does THAT mean?!"Sakura asked.
"It means that all those attracted to Sasuke will be even more attracted because of the Sapphire Silk flower extract, which in turn made him horny,"Kakashi chuckled nervously.
Even Neji went wide eyed. "Dear Kami, I think Sasuke's in trouble."
***
Hmm, a naked Naruto right now would soothe the burded between Sasuke's legs, and how many times has the Uchiha made out with a tree thinking it was Naruto, well about seven.
However something on his nerves was bugging him. Besides the fact of how he could've gotten horny in the first place was one of them, but he held a slight suspicion to that one. Second being that he lost those two genin whom he wanted to strange oh-so much. But the third was the slight rumbling in the ground.
"Is there going to be an earthquake?"Sasuke asked himself in a pant.
The rumble became louder, and louder.
"No, something's coming!"Sasuke turned to see what it could've possibly been.
His eyes bled sharingan, and widened to an extent not humanly possible.
Because what his eyes saw was defiantely NOT good!
At least three hundred hungry looking women blasted towards Sasuke, a good percentage of them leaping from building to building, being kunoichi.
"Ohhhhhh....SHHHHIIIITTT!!!"Sasuke broke into a sprint, grasping onto his towel.
The women were fast and all of them were screaming, "SASUKE-KUN!"
"This is worse than Konoha!"Sasuke gulped loudly.
***
Kakashi, Neji, Sakura, Ino and Kurenai watched from a rooftop as hoards of horny fangirls chased after a half naked Sasuke. (A/N: And I, Ruri, was one of them! ^_^)
Kakashi was laughing and pointing, Neji was taking pictures for blackmail/souvenier, Ino and Sakura were rooting for Sasuke to run faster, while Kurenai watched slack jawed at the amount of women.
Somewhere upon the edge of Sunagakure, Gaara and Naruto noticed a slight rumble in the ground. They also noticed that half of the jounin who were training on the grounds, were missing. The male jounin looked around questionably, while Naruto looked to Gaara.
"What's going on here?"Naruto asked the redhead. Gaara shrugged.
"I don't know but there are never any earthquakes in Suna. I think I should investiage this rumbling,"Gaara declared.
"I'll come with, something in my gut tells me that something ain't right,"Naruto replied. "Either that or I'm hungry."
Gaara sweatdropped.
***
"OH SHIT!"Sasuke shouted out, noticing how close the girls were. It was not a good situation. His clothes were missing, and CRAP! Did someone just take his towel! Someone must've because a cool breeze upon his erection, which he attempted to hide with his hands, soon came, and the hundreds of squeals and screams of love were heard soon after. This was definately not good! The Uchiha was definately in a pickle.
Sasuke no longer was running like a skilled shinobi, an elite jounin of Konohagakure. He was running with hands covering manhood and squealing like a little girl.
"HELP ME!"
Ino turned to Kakashi as the other Konoha nin's followed the fangirl army from the rooftops. "Remind me NEVER to want to look at your face."
"Noted!"Kakashi smirked from under his mask.
"SASUKE-KUN MARRY ME!"squealed a fangirl.
"NO, HE'S GOING TO MARRY ME AND WE'LL HAVE TWENTY FIVE CHILDREN!"
Sasuke sweatdropped.
Sakura gasped from the rooftops. "Oh shit! He's going to be cornered at this rate!" She pointed downwards and sure enough, Sasuke was backed into a corner, most literally.
Sasuke skidded to a sudden halt just before the sandy wall. His eyes were wide and slowly, gravely, the jounin turned his head, facing the horny drooling, rabid fangirls of Sunagakure.
"Oh FUC-"
Too late, the other Konoha-nin's thought as the army of fangirls jumped on a sensitive Sasuke, squealing at high pitched frequencies. He reached out from the sea of women for someone, anyone, he just wanted help! And BOY was he going to strangle Yuki and Azusa.
"HELP ME!"
"What's going on down there?"asked a voice from behind the Konoha-ninja's.
All of them froze and slowly turned to face Naruto and Gaara. Gaara watched with slight amusement, while Naruto scratched his head, confused.
"Kazekage-sama,"bowed Neji. "Um...it's nothing to be concerned about."
"OH YEAH RIGHT!"Kurenai bopped Neji on the head.
"OUCH!"
"Well, what is it?"Naruto asked.
"Um...Naruto, I don't know how to tell you this but,"Kakashi scratched behind his head nervously.
"What?"Naruto asked innocently.
"What he means to say is,"Sakura tried to put it in her own words.
"SASUKE IS DOWN THERE BEING MOLESTED BY RABID AND HORNY FANGIRLS BECAUSE KAKASHI GAVE HIM APRODIASIAC LOTION, MADE YUKI AND AZUSA STEAL HIS CLOTHES SO HE'S NAKED, HORNY AND MENTALLY SCARRED!"
Everyone stopped and blinked at Ino.
It took Naruto a bit to comprehend all of the information but when he did, "SASUKE'S DOWN THERE?!"
"HELP ME!"cried out Sasuke.
Naruto turned to Gaara, who seemed to be already on the case.
Out of nowhere sand wove tendrals that wove around the waists of the women and pulled them off of Sasuke. The Uchiha looked all a fluster, breathing heavilly with wide eyes.
"Kakashi-sensei,"slowly drawled the threatening voice of Naruto. Kakashi slowly backed away and then poofed off.
"HEY!"Sakura balled up her fists at the smoke. "KAKASHI-SENSEI COME BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"
Neji rubbed his temples. "Headache."
"Poor Sasuke,"Kurenai gasped. The Uchiha looked upwards, sensing his Dobe nearby.
"Screw that, poor Naruto!"Ino gasped as a ferel grin formed on Sasuke's face. Naruto raised a brow.
In the blink of an eye, Sasuke appeared, just barely. Ino and Sakura were still facing where he was so they didn't really see anything but Kurenai's face turned an automatic red. Sasuke, naked in all his glory appeared afront of Naruto, grasped the blond and dissapeared in a poof of smoke.
"Where'd he go?"Sakura asked.
"I don't wanna know,"Gaara replied. "But if you excuse me, I have to find a Kakashi, because he's the only ninja who knows a water based justu in this desert, and these women need to be cooled down."
Neji, Ino, Sakura and Kurenai looked at eachother.
"All vote for not getting on Kakashi's bad side, say 'AYE',"Kurenai declared.
"AYE!"all three of them shouted out.
***
Authors Note: I apologize for the delay. I hope this satisfyies the wait! The next chapter gets a bit more serious and the Sasuke Naruto ARC is coming to a close, but I'll try to make it good before starting the Neji Naruto ARC. Thanks for those who reviewed.
Splexi Dragon on Mediaminer: That was a VERY detailed review....very detailed indeed. I enjoyed it quite well though and it proved to be a treat for anyone who happens to read my reviews. Trust me when I say that it was one of the best reviews I've ever seen. ^_^
-Ruri
RURI'S THOUGHTS ON NARUTO: I just love this show, I'm in love with everything about it, from my favorite kunoichi's (Kurenai, Hinata & Temari), to my favorite shinobi (NARUTO OF COURSE!!! ((I just wanna give him a big hug!)), but I can't help but have random thoughts of the show as well. Like for example, how Deidara must have a pretty good masturbation life (he's got a hand with a tounge in it...c'mon you can't tell me this doesn't intrigue you!!!). Well, that's about it for now...just thought I'd enlighten the readers of this little fact that just keeps nagging at me. Sorry for being slightly perverted.
ALSO!!!
Since AFF is acting kinda weird, I'll be posting any and all future updates on soley this site, and update my story there when everything is well...less confusing.
Chapter 26
Kakashi's Revenge
Tsunade rapped her fingernails on the wood of her desk, a yawn escaping from her mouth. It had certainly been a long night for the Godaime Hokage, as news came in from northern posts about suspicious action. Needless to say, she hadn't recieved much sleep.
Currently, she was awaiting someone whom she had called for, about an hour ago. Shizune was sent to fetch him, and Tsunade was close to sleep, when the door opened. In walked her assistant, and the chuunin Umino Iruka.
"Ah, Iruka-san, good to see you,"Tsunade perked up, placing on a professional fascade, despite Inner Tsunade, who snored loudly.
"You wanted to see me Hokage-sama?"Iruka asked, standing before Tsunade's desk.
"Yes. You are a highly valued shinobi and teacher to Konoha, Iruka, that is why I need you to deliver this message to the Sunagakure post,"Tsunade replied holding out a scroll. "This is a very important document which must be protected. It contains classifyied information about the mission, and because of that I'm sending two highly qualifyied ANBU with you. Do you accept this mission?"
Iruka nearly jumped up for joy at the thought of seeing Kakashi again. "I do!"
"Good,"Tsunade smiled.
A knock from the door came. "Come in,"Shizune replied.
"Hokage-sama,"bowed a messenger carrying a package. "A delivery from Uzumaki Naruto for you."
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Naruto?"
"What is it?"Iruka questioned as Shizune recovered the box from the messenger and set it in front of the elder blond.
Tsunade cautiously opened it. The last gift she recieved from Naruto, it was a jack in the box which shaved more years off of her life than her Genesis of Rebirth jutsu. Naruto ended up hanging upside down from a post by his underwear. Sakura had taken the picture to prove it, which Tsunade proudly hung in ther living room at home.
With a popping vein, Tsunade pulled out a gray doily, poorly crafted, with a note:
Tsunade-baa, I figured that an old lady like you needs a doily, because well...old people have doilies! Don't blame me for the crappy needle work, Sasuke-slave did it. I'll be sure to send you a cat as well!
-Naruto the future Rokudaime of Konoha
"Iruka,"Tsunade growled comically, crumpling the paper which mysteriously burst into flames in her hand. Iruka gulped.
"Yes?"
"Do me a favor and give Naruto a good beating for me,"Tsunade replied.
Iruka nodded and grinned, walking out.
Shizune stiffled a laugh. "I wonder how they're all doing?"
***
Kakashi gleamed evilly upon the scroll that laid out his plans perfectly, a wicked aura surrounding the silver haired jounin. He well earned curiously raised eyebrows and confused glances from Team 2 and Team 3, who stood in the backround wondering what they were even doing there.
"Brilliant, purely brilliant!"Kakashi grinned.
"Uh...what's brilliant?"Riho asked.
"Hatake Kakashi's Ultimate Plan of Revenge!"Kakashi evilly laughed.
Akina swooned with little hearts surrounding her, obviously still caught up from Kakashi's face. "He's so dreamy when he's evil..."
Shiro crossed his arms and looked away but not before sending deadly glares towards Kakashi. He mumbled something about girls. Kakashi, of course, felt the stabs of the glare onto his back but ignored them.
"And what are you getting revenge for?"Aiji asked curiously, leaning foreward attempting to get a good look.
Kakashi's face turned slightly wicked and chibifyied. "Do you....really want to know?"
Aiji nodded slowly, a bit cautious as of to if she should nod or not.
"Alas,"Kakashi turned dramatic, "I was merely upon the road to the path of life when three ninja's jumped me, forcing me to take off my mask or else they'll kidnap my true love! In the name of love, I sacrificed my secret, revealing my undying handsomeness to them, blinding them with the holy light that was...my face." Kakashi finished in a dramatic pose, roses were thrown from nowhere and he bowed.
Akina clapped but Yuki and Shiro gave popping vein glares. "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! Uchiha-sensei gave us a mission to see what was under his mask. We caught him off guard and HE revealed it to US! There was no true-love crap or anything like that! And his face did NOT emit a holy light!"Shiro explained to the others.
"So...you're getting revenge,"Azusa pieced together.
"Speaking of which, Yuki, I kind of tweaked your original plan a bit,"Kakashi shyly chuckled. Yuki raised a brow.
"How MUCH tweaking are we talking about?"Yuki questioned.
"Well, you suggested that when he takes a shower, we steal his clothes...I kind of expanded on that,"Kakashi stated. "In truth, though clever, the genius with more experience proves the better."
Yuki sighed exasperated. He then blinked twice and blushed heavilly. "WHAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE?!"
Kakashi waved off Yuki's insecurity. "Oh-hoho, not in the presence of the ladies...and Akina."
"HEY!"Akina protested. "I'm a lady..."she grumbled in response.
"What's he talking about?"Aiji leaned in and whispered to Riho. Riho shrugged.
"No clue."
"You better be talking about pranking experience!"Yuki threatened comically as he was held back by Akina.
"No! Don't hurt him! He's too beautiful to die!"Akina cried out.
"Who said that I would die?!"Kakashi grumbled. "ANYWAYS! I had calculated a series of revenge plots incorporated into my ultimate plan."
"A series of revenge plots...all we did was see your face!"Shiro replied. "What are you going to do to him?!"
"Something tells me I don't want to get on his bad side,"Azusa whispered to Riho who nodded vigorouslly. Aiji still remained quite confused and resulted in her absently picking at her navy blue fingernail polish.
"Are you sure you want to know?"Kakashi drawled out.
"Well DUH!"Riho placed her hands on her hips. "What are we here for then?"
"Okay, here's the plan!"
The two teams found that they didn't like the wicked grin on Kakashi's face.
****
Sunagakure...
A quiet village within the heat of the desert...
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"< br>
Well, scratch quiet, it's now just a village within the heat of the desert.
Akina, Aiji and Riho looked flustered with unbelievable glances on their shocked faces. The guys, were probably worse off. Shiro was off in the corner shaking his head and pounding his fists against the wall crying out, "I did NOT need to know that!!!!"
Kakashi shrugged, "What?!"
"That's a little...erm..."Aiji began unable to find the right word.
"PERVERTED!"Akina cried out.
"I was going to say harsh but that would work just fine,"Aiji continued flushing wildly.
"Yeah Kakashi-san, all they did was look at your face and you want to do...well...THAT to Uchiha-sensei?!"Riho asked in a shocked tone.
"Well, he's had it coming to him for a while and I was going to do it to him eventually but this proved to be the oppurtune moment,"Kakashi pondered to himself.
The genin's jaws dropped.
"I'm going to rename this plan,"Azusa declared, clearing his throat. "The I Really Didn't Want To Know That-plan."
"Ah, scaring the youth of Konoha, 'tis a very fulfilling job indeed,"Kakashi clapped his hands together in glee.
"You certainly tweaked the original plan, Kakashi-san,"Yuki squeaked, and then coughed out of embarassment. Kakashi's eye crinkled. Riho coughed to gain the attention of everyone.
"Well, I wont do it,"Riho declared.
"Riho-chan why not?!"Akina asked.
"Well those on my team haven't even seen his face,"Riho replied. "I want to see his face too before I help. Fair deal trading, eh Kakashi-san?"
Kakashi sighed. Akina squealed and bounced around in a circle, absolutely delighted to see his face again. Shiro grumbled, and Yuki, well he continued to blush slightly.
"Alright, alright,"Kakashi said.
He pulled down his mask and a light almost blinded them all. A holy music played in the backround (which upon closer notice you see Azusa pressing play on a stereo).
"So handsome!"Aiji blushed lightly.
"HOT!"Akina and Riho squeaked, jumping Kakashi and hugging him affectionately. Little hearts surrounded them as they frantically glomped the older man.
"Uhm...girls?"Kakashi asked laying on the floor with a giant sweatdrop on his head.
They made sounds stating that they were listening.
"Can you get off of me? Azusa-san and Shiro-san look like they're ready to kill me."
And sure enough Hells fires blasted from behind the glaring genin boys, kunai drawn and hands ready to perform any ninjutsu.
Kakashi sweatdropped.
***
Sasuke awoke later than usual. A grin formed on his face when his arm stretched out, searching for the warm Dobe. Naruto grumbled something about ramen and Sasuke in his sleep, giving Sasuke yummy ideas but he decided to let it pass...for now.
Pulling the tuffled blond closer to him, he pressed his naked body against Naruto's back, breathing in Naruto's essence and exhailing a warm breath onto the back of his neck.
"Hmm...no Sasuke-teme, I'm still sore,"Naruto groaned out, turning himself around. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Who said I wanted that?"Sasuke grinned.
"You always want that,"Naruto pointed out, giving his lover a kiss on the lips. "Morning."
"I'm suprised we slept this late,"Sasuke pointed out. "Usually Sakura or Kakashi would've attempted to wake us up."
"What time is it?"Naruto asked.
"About noon,"Sasuke pointed out. Naruto's eyes widened.
"NOON?! AS IN, 12:00 pm!?!?!?!?!"
"Yeah, noon, Dobe,"Sasuke pointed out.
Naruto jumped up, naked in all glory and paced the room, throwing on clothes.
"What's going on?"Sasuke asked, standing himself, bare naked in front of Naruto.
"I was supposed to train with Gaara today!"Naruto cried out, rolling back and forth on the ground while putting on pants. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shiiiittt!!!"
Sasuke chuckled at his lovers little panic rush, and recieved a well liked good-bye kiss before the blond hastilly exited.
He fell back onto the bed, head resting upon the pillows, and a satisfyied sigh escaping his lips.
'This is the life.'
Another thing Sasuke took into notice was how Naruto had seemed to forgotten that Sasuke was STILL his slave.
A loud knock came to the door.
"WAKE UP! DAMMIT WE HAVE TO TRAIN TODAY UCHIHA-SENSEI!"barked the voice of Akina. Sasuke sighed and searched for pants, afterall no need to scar the flower user more than necessary.
"ARE YOU UP! LAZY NO GOOD-"
The door opened.
"Oh. You are up. Good morning Uchiha-sensei,"Akina bowed her respects. Sasuke raised a brow.
'Since when does Akina bow?'he thought to himself.
"Yes, I'm up. Now what were you barking about?"Sasuke picked at his ear absently.
"Uchiha-sensei, you promised to train us today! We were supposed to learn how to focus our chakra into raw destructive energy!"Akina said.
Sasuke sweatdropped. "Akina, I never said that!"
"Well, then teach us!"Akina demanded with a pout.
"I can't just teach you that!"Sasuke stated with hands on his hips.
A loud thump sounded within the room. Sasuke tilted his head and Akina peeked in to see that a bird had run into the window.
"Dumb bird,"Sasuke grumbled. "Okay now what-HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"
"You're boring Uchiha-sensei. I'll go train with Ino, Sakura and Kurenai." Akina waved her goodbyes, already halfway down the hallway. Sasuke grumbled once again, closing his door and crossing his arms.
"What a pain."
He paused and looked back towards the window. "I wonder why a bird ran into the window? Oh well, I need a shower."
Sasuke stripped himself of his shorts and moved to the attatched bathroom, immediately turning on the shower and correcting the water flow to the right temperature.
Meanwhile within his room, two forms popped out of nowhere, jutsu smoke slowly dissapearing. Yuki and Azusa looked around, careful not to be caught.
"Okay, step one was to steal all his clothes,"Azusa stated.
"We have to keep all chakra down so we don't get caught,"Yuki replied.
"Good think Kakashi-san made a bird to run in the window,"Azusa said, pulling a bag from his pouch and getting ready to fill it up.
Meanwhile Akina wandered outside, where waiting was Kakashi, still evilly laughing. She gave him a strange look before coughing and saluting the jounin.
"Step one completed sir! That was clever to have that bird fly into the window."
"Bird?"Kakashi asked. "What bird?"
"You mean?"Akina's jaw slightly dropped. "You mean you didn't have the bird fly into that window right there?"
"No, I didn't. That must've been a retarded bird,"Kakashi replied. "Or they used such good glass cleaner that it couldn't tell the difference."
"I don't believe this!"Akina slapped her palm against her forehead.
Yuki and Shiro had gathered the last of Sasuke's clothes, and barely held a close call when Yuki went to retrieve the shorts in the bathroom.
With sighs of relief, they carefully exited the room.
The only thing Sasuke could wear now, was that small little towel that did nothing to hide anything. Tee hee.
***
Sasuke reached for his towel, but found it not on the hook. He growled in slight annoyance and threw the shower curtain to notice, his drawers in the other room, were open.
Jumping out of the shower, still heavilly wet, he noticed all of his clothes were gone. Opening all of his drawers, he found that nothing was there. His weapons were there, but his clothes, all the towels, and even the bedsheets were gone!
"What the hell!?"Sasuke questioned loudly. He went back into the bathroom.
He couldn't be naked for the entire day! So where the hell were his clothes?! Sasuke noticed a little towel on the toilet seat. Sighing he wrapped it around his waist, as it was better than nothing.
He then stepped back into the bedroom. Placing his hands together, he formed ten handseals: Dragon, Ox, Dragon, Tiger, Ox, Rabbit, Rat, Sheep, Monkey, Rat. Speaking of a jutsu, his eyes widened, Sharingan burning and the entire room was surrounded in chakra. Blue chakra traces were scattered about, fading slowly. Sasuke's eyes narrowed upon familiar chakra forms, shaped like a certain student of his, and another student of Naruto's.
"Yuki, Azusa,"Sasuke growled, balling a fist and shaking it. "YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!!!!"
Yuki and Azusa froze. They looked at eachother gravely and ran faster.
Sasuke snatched a kunai with a look of death in his eyes.
"Whatever is going on, I'll kill 'em!"Sasuke declared.
***
Her kicks were precise, her punches acurate, yet Ino managed to deflect them all. The jounin expertely dodged any taijutsu based attack broght from Akina, who fiercely delivered.
Since training with Sasuke was not an option today, she had to find another sparring partner. Her eventual partner being Ino, proved to be more of a challenge to Akina. Either that or her sensei was always taking it easy on her.
Sakura petals held themselves around Akina's form, eyes fiercely narrowed in a competetive stance. She was fast, Ino noted, and very adgile. In fact, she moved at a chunin level, making it quite difficult for Ino to hold back. Akina's kicks were powerful with concentrated chakra, probably a trick Sakura taught her younger cousin during their own training matches.
Performing a roundhouse kick within the midair, Akina was ready. More petals scattered behind her, but merely hung in the air, not yet commanded by their master to do anything. Ino ducked her head back, thrusting her forearm foreward to block the kick, only to have to adjust that same arm to dodge another.
Akina fell to the ground with a flip and landed in a crouched position.
"Good job,"Ino congratulated dusting off her hands. Akina grumbled and stood up straight. "Sasuke-kun has trained you quite well."
"I guess,"Akina replied. "I dunno. You seemed more of a challenge than he did."
"Well, I am a great kunoichi, but Sasuke-kun is great as well,"Ino gloated on. Sakura snorted. "Problem forehead-gril?!"
"Hardly, Ino-pig. You're so egotistical,"Sakura claimed.
Akina sweatdropped as the two began a spar of their own. She backed up slowly, deciding not to be there at the crime scene of a double murder...
***
Sasuke was ready to kill. His sharingan eyes burned with an intense fury as he clamped onto the skimpy towel with one hand and a very very sharp kunai with another.
"I'm gonna kill 'em!" That was the mantra that Sasuke seemed to chant at the moment, speaking of course about the two intruders in the room.
He exited the building to the hot Suna sun. How anyone could bear such heat was beyond him, of course he being extremely pale, would burn soon enough. The chakra trails led to the outside, off towards the distance. The exact point they attempted to reach was unknown.
Sasuke could've used genjutsu to make an illusion that he was wearing clothes, however the citizens of Sunagakure were noted to have good eyes for such. Afterall, they were in the desert, and one must be able to tell the difference between reality and an illusion, what really is there and what is a mirage.
So he relied on that ever so revealing towel.
It was really hot.
"Um...Sasuke, what are you doing?"asked a voice from the left direction. Looking up, Sasuke noticed Yuhi Kurenai, stepping towards him, dressed for the hot weather, and holding a fan.
"Uh...sunbathing! Yeah that's it!"
"Sasuke, you burn easilly though,"Kurenai claimed.
"Uh, whatta you know! I do!"Sasuke chuckled nervoulsy.
"Well, okay,"Kurenai gave him a strange glance before walking off. She paused. "Perhaps you should get some sunscreen or something, so you don't end up looking like a tomato later."
"Good idea,"Sasuke nodded.
Kurenai watched as the Uchiha-heir walked away quickly, ducking into a nearby hallway. She smiled and walked off. "Strange boy."
***
"So what do I have to do again?"Neji asked with a raised brow.
"Pretend to sunbathe, but be sure to use THIS lotion as opposed to THAT lotion,"Kakashi pointed out to the two lotions in Neji's hands. The pale eyed boy looked at Kakashi strangely.
"Why can't I use THIS lotion here?"Neji asked refering to the lotion he can't use.
"Because that lotion has a special ingedient to it,"Kakashi winked, hoping for Neji to get the hint. But judging by the blank look on the youths face, he didn't get it. "Inside the lotion is a highly effective aprodiasiac. It's called the Sapphire Silk, and it's make from a special flower only grown by the Hazumi Clan."
"You got an aprodiasiac from AKINA?!"Neji blurted out loudly. Kakashi quickly clamped his hands down on Neji's mouth, looking around in a paranoid fashion, making sure that no one heard them.
"Shhhh!"Kakashi warned. "He could be anywhere! And no, I got it from Haruko-san, as a little gift for Iruka-koi."
"Alright, tell me what's going on!"Neji demanded. "And just the part with the lotion, I don't need to hear about your sex life."
"I will later, just remember, when you see Sasuke, offer him some sunscreen. I had Yuki and Azusa trail their way towards the area where you'll sunbathe. Tell Sasuke that he's looking red, and that he should use some sunscreen. Be SURE to hand him the blue bottle! You can use the white one. Direct him to where the two boys went."
"Okay,"Neji said a bit unsure. "Well, it would be quite funny. I'd love to see the high and mighty Uchiha in such a predicament." An evil smile appeared on his face.
Together the Hyuuga and Kakashi laughed evilly, Hells fires blazing behind them.
***
It was hot! Very very hot! Sasuke didn't know how long he could keep up without some sort of protectiong against the burning sun. Glaring at the sun, Sasuke grumbled many threats to the celestial object, but gave up and attempted to find refuge in the shade.
The chakra trails led this way, so they must be near. He made his way around the corner, only to see...
"Hyuuga."
Neji looked up, a smirk plastered on his face.
"Uchiha."
"What are you doing?"asked Sasuke.
Neji squeezed a good sized amount of suntan lotion on his hands. "Sunbathing. Ah, nice and cold!"
Sasuke gulped. He wanted suntan lotion so bad!
"Uchiha-san, you look red. Here, use some of my stronger SPF lotion. It's good for the skin,"Neji tossed a blue bottole to Sasuke who caught it barely, attempting not to drop the towel.
"Thanks,"he grumbled, squeezing the light blue gel onto his hand and rubbing it all over his body. Neji watched from the corner of his eyes with an ever so growing smirk.
"By the way, do you happen to know why Izanami Yuki and Shiranai Azusa ran by here not to long ago with a giant bag of clothes?"Neji asked.
"WHAT?!"Sasuke shouted. "THEY CAME BY HERE?! WHERE ARE THEY?!"
Kunai ever present, Neji noticed a murderous aura surrounding Sasuke. "They went that way." Neji pointed to the direction to his left.
Leaving a dust cloud in his wake, Sasuke sped off. Neji rested on his lounge chair with a satisfyied sigh. "Kakashi-san, you truly are a genius."
***
Aiji and Riho peeked around the corner, seeing Azusa and Yuki on their way.
"Here!"Yuki and Azusa frantically shouted tossing the large bag to the girls. "You know the plan!"
They continued to speed off, and the girls stood with curious glances. Their questions were soon answered when a large dust cloud sped by, revealing Sasuke with a deadly gleam in his eyes.
"I hope they plan on running faster,"Aiji replied. "Because Uchiha-sensei looks ready to kill them."
"Genius my ass,"Riho snorted. "If he was a genius he would've noticed that we had his clothes when he just ran past."
"There was murder clouding his vision,"Aiji spoke. "Well, lets go put these clothes back."
"Yeah, the last place he'll look for clothes is back in his drawers."
***
For some reason, Yuki and Azusa were getting farther and farther away. And for some reason, Sasuke was breathing heavilly and was flushing from a strange heat.
"Damn, those *breath* brats can run fast,"Sasuke paced, slowing down. "Of course *breath* when you're about to be MURDERED!!!"Sasuke shouted out hoping for the two to hear.
He fell to the ground, towel just covering his private areas. He was off by an area with a few trees, perhaps a park. No one was around, so it was good. He was sure that no one saw him or at least hoped so.
"Why is it getting hotter?!"Sasuke questioned to himself in a panting tone. A small petal of a local flower floated in the light wind, landing on Sasuke's arm.
"Aaaahhhhhnnn,"Sasuke moaned out rolling on the ground.
An ever growing tent upon the southern regions left Sasuke with a curious glance. He propped himself up on his elbows.
"I'm...horny?"he asked himself.
"Saaasssukkkeeee,"breathed a lusty voice from behind a tree afront of the black haired jounin. Sasuke blinked and squinted. The tree was far away, but if he wasn't mistaken, that was the voice of...
"Naruto?"Sasuke blinked.
"Ahhmmm, Sasuke, having fun without me?"Naruto asked with a sexy pout.
"That's not fair, Sasuke,"replied another Naruto.
Sasuke shook his head an blinked. Opening his eyes, he noticed that the Naruto's were gone.
"What the hell is going on?"Sasuke asked. "Why do I feel so...free?"
***
"No effin way!?!?!"Ino shrieked. "You gave Sasuke-kun a special aprodiasiac lotion, stole his clothes-what is the matter with you?!"
She punched Kakashi hard on the head.
"It's revenge!"Kakashi pleaded out.
Ino crossed her arms with an angry, "Hmph."
Neji had just walked in.
"The plans going according to plan. I just saw Sasuke at that little park, he was moaning something about Naruto and horny and stuff,"Neji stated, plopping himself down on a seat.
"You're in on it too!?"Ino questioned loudly. She bopped Neji on the head as well. "Shame on you! I expected it from Kakashi-san but you too Neji-kun?!"
"An outrage I say!"Sakura piped up, and then returned to blowing steam off her teacup.
"Here here!"Ino agreed.
"Girls, girls, girls you're overreacting,"Kakashi attempted to calm them down. "Besides, the plan gets much worse."
The two girls' eyes popped open.
The door burst open to the room that Kakashi, Ino, Sakura and Neji occupied. Kurenai was there, chest heaving from heavy breathing, crimson eyes widened and brunette locks disheaveled.
"It's an army!"she shouted out.
"What?"Ino and Sakura gasped.
"An army of fangirls!!!!"Kurenai shrieked. "There's a scent in the air! Just can't resist! It's no jutsu! They're all heading East!"
"Isn't the park East?"Kakashi asked Neji, who nodded.
"WHAT?!"the other two girls questioned loudly. "What's going on?!"
They turned accusing glares to Kakashi who nervously stated, "Well, I had put the extract of the Sapphire Silk flower into the lotion that Sasuke used. It's a highly potent aprodiasiac not to mention it reveals a special scent a pheremone if you would, in which all those attracted to the users natural scent, basically the levels heighten."
"What does THAT mean?!"Sakura asked.
"It means that all those attracted to Sasuke will be even more attracted because of the Sapphire Silk flower extract, which in turn made him horny,"Kakashi chuckled nervously.
Even Neji went wide eyed. "Dear Kami, I think Sasuke's in trouble."
***
Hmm, a naked Naruto right now would soothe the burded between Sasuke's legs, and how many times has the Uchiha made out with a tree thinking it was Naruto, well about seven.
However something on his nerves was bugging him. Besides the fact of how he could've gotten horny in the first place was one of them, but he held a slight suspicion to that one. Second being that he lost those two genin whom he wanted to strange oh-so much. But the third was the slight rumbling in the ground.
"Is there going to be an earthquake?"Sasuke asked himself in a pant.
The rumble became louder, and louder.
"No, something's coming!"Sasuke turned to see what it could've possibly been.
His eyes bled sharingan, and widened to an extent not humanly possible.
Because what his eyes saw was defiantely NOT good!
At least three hundred hungry looking women blasted towards Sasuke, a good percentage of them leaping from building to building, being kunoichi.
"Ohhhhhh....SHHHHIIIITTT!!!"Sasuke broke into a sprint, grasping onto his towel.
The women were fast and all of them were screaming, "SASUKE-KUN!"
"This is worse than Konoha!"Sasuke gulped loudly.
***
Kakashi, Neji, Sakura, Ino and Kurenai watched from a rooftop as hoards of horny fangirls chased after a half naked Sasuke. (A/N: And I, Ruri, was one of them! ^_^)
Kakashi was laughing and pointing, Neji was taking pictures for blackmail/souvenier, Ino and Sakura were rooting for Sasuke to run faster, while Kurenai watched slack jawed at the amount of women.
Somewhere upon the edge of Sunagakure, Gaara and Naruto noticed a slight rumble in the ground. They also noticed that half of the jounin who were training on the grounds, were missing. The male jounin looked around questionably, while Naruto looked to Gaara.
"What's going on here?"Naruto asked the redhead. Gaara shrugged.
"I don't know but there are never any earthquakes in Suna. I think I should investiage this rumbling,"Gaara declared.
"I'll come with, something in my gut tells me that something ain't right,"Naruto replied. "Either that or I'm hungry."
Gaara sweatdropped.
***
"OH SHIT!"Sasuke shouted out, noticing how close the girls were. It was not a good situation. His clothes were missing, and CRAP! Did someone just take his towel! Someone must've because a cool breeze upon his erection, which he attempted to hide with his hands, soon came, and the hundreds of squeals and screams of love were heard soon after. This was definately not good! The Uchiha was definately in a pickle.
Sasuke no longer was running like a skilled shinobi, an elite jounin of Konohagakure. He was running with hands covering manhood and squealing like a little girl.
"HELP ME!"
Ino turned to Kakashi as the other Konoha nin's followed the fangirl army from the rooftops. "Remind me NEVER to want to look at your face."
"Noted!"Kakashi smirked from under his mask.
"SASUKE-KUN MARRY ME!"squealed a fangirl.
"NO, HE'S GOING TO MARRY ME AND WE'LL HAVE TWENTY FIVE CHILDREN!"
Sasuke sweatdropped.
Sakura gasped from the rooftops. "Oh shit! He's going to be cornered at this rate!" She pointed downwards and sure enough, Sasuke was backed into a corner, most literally.
Sasuke skidded to a sudden halt just before the sandy wall. His eyes were wide and slowly, gravely, the jounin turned his head, facing the horny drooling, rabid fangirls of Sunagakure.
"Oh FUC-"
Too late, the other Konoha-nin's thought as the army of fangirls jumped on a sensitive Sasuke, squealing at high pitched frequencies. He reached out from the sea of women for someone, anyone, he just wanted help! And BOY was he going to strangle Yuki and Azusa.
"HELP ME!"
"What's going on down there?"asked a voice from behind the Konoha-ninja's.
All of them froze and slowly turned to face Naruto and Gaara. Gaara watched with slight amusement, while Naruto scratched his head, confused.
"Kazekage-sama,"bowed Neji. "Um...it's nothing to be concerned about."
"OH YEAH RIGHT!"Kurenai bopped Neji on the head.
"OUCH!"
"Well, what is it?"Naruto asked.
"Um...Naruto, I don't know how to tell you this but,"Kakashi scratched behind his head nervously.
"What?"Naruto asked innocently.
"What he means to say is,"Sakura tried to put it in her own words.
"SASUKE IS DOWN THERE BEING MOLESTED BY RABID AND HORNY FANGIRLS BECAUSE KAKASHI GAVE HIM APRODIASIAC LOTION, MADE YUKI AND AZUSA STEAL HIS CLOTHES SO HE'S NAKED, HORNY AND MENTALLY SCARRED!"
Everyone stopped and blinked at Ino.
It took Naruto a bit to comprehend all of the information but when he did, "SASUKE'S DOWN THERE?!"
"HELP ME!"cried out Sasuke.
Naruto turned to Gaara, who seemed to be already on the case.
Out of nowhere sand wove tendrals that wove around the waists of the women and pulled them off of Sasuke. The Uchiha looked all a fluster, breathing heavilly with wide eyes.
"Kakashi-sensei,"slowly drawled the threatening voice of Naruto. Kakashi slowly backed away and then poofed off.
"HEY!"Sakura balled up her fists at the smoke. "KAKASHI-SENSEI COME BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"
Neji rubbed his temples. "Headache."
"Poor Sasuke,"Kurenai gasped. The Uchiha looked upwards, sensing his Dobe nearby.
"Screw that, poor Naruto!"Ino gasped as a ferel grin formed on Sasuke's face. Naruto raised a brow.
In the blink of an eye, Sasuke appeared, just barely. Ino and Sakura were still facing where he was so they didn't really see anything but Kurenai's face turned an automatic red. Sasuke, naked in all his glory appeared afront of Naruto, grasped the blond and dissapeared in a poof of smoke.
"Where'd he go?"Sakura asked.
"I don't wanna know,"Gaara replied. "But if you excuse me, I have to find a Kakashi, because he's the only ninja who knows a water based justu in this desert, and these women need to be cooled down."
Neji, Ino, Sakura and Kurenai looked at eachother.
"All vote for not getting on Kakashi's bad side, say 'AYE',"Kurenai declared.
"AYE!"all three of them shouted out.
***
Authors Note: I apologize for the delay. I hope this satisfyies the wait! The next chapter gets a bit more serious and the Sasuke Naruto ARC is coming to a close, but I'll try to make it good before starting the Neji Naruto ARC. Thanks for those who reviewed.
Splexi Dragon on Mediaminer: That was a VERY detailed review....very detailed indeed. I enjoyed it quite well though and it proved to be a treat for anyone who happens to read my reviews. Trust me when I say that it was one of the best reviews I've ever seen. ^_^