Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ One Hundred Random Situations where Sasuke dies! ❯ FAN GIRLS!!!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

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By: yourmaster
This is the First five ways Sauske dies! YAY!
Disclaimer: I only own the idea for the "situations" I do not Own the show NARUTO or the Characters!

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.31.2007 | Updated On: 03.31.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 547 | Status: Work In Progress

One hundred random situations about how Sasuke dies
So yeah…here are the first 5! R&R
 
Way Number 1
 
 
Fan girls: SASUKE-KUN WE LOVE YOU!!! (Sasuke runs away from the fan girls as they chase him through the street).
Me: Ok Kakashi, NOW!
Kakashi: Hehe… (puts banana peel in middle of street)..Hehe... (Poofs away)
Sasuke: (runs through street away form fan girls) OMG FAN GIRLS! (Trips on banana peel) AGHH!
Fan Girls: OMG SASUKE-KUN! (Fan Girls clobber him)
Sasuke: AGHHHHH
Fan Girls: YAYAYAYAYAYA
Sasuke: AGHHHHH
Fan Girls: YAYAYAYAYAYA
Sasuke: AGHHHHH
Fan Girls: YAYAYAYAYAYA
Gia: LEE!
Lee: GIA-SENSEI!
Me: SHUT UP!
Fan Girls: EYEBROWS!
Sasuke: (Sasuke in under a pile of Fan Girls struggling, when all of a sudden they all pause and Sasuke holds up a can of Red Bull)
Red Bull, It gives you wings…
Gia: …
Lee: …
Moose: …
Me: …O.o
Sasuke: …
Fan Girls: SASUKE-KUN YOU'RE SO COOL! (Clobbers him…again)
Sasuke: AGHHHHHHH
Me: Even someone like Sasuke, does not deserve such a terrible fate…
A Penguin: (nods head in agreement)
 
Way Number 2
 
Sasuke walks down the street on his way to the store. Just than Itachi jumps out from around the corner and stares at him.
 
Sasuke: So Itachi, you have come (glares at him)
Itachi: Yes, I have (glares back)
Sasuke: Let's do this! (Takes out a tomato)
Itachi: You cannot beat me Sasuke, you're too weak (takes out a tomato)
Sasuke: (Glares heard) DO not underestimate me
Itachi: Well it's a well known fact, mines bigger little brother
Sasuke: IS NOT!
Itachi: Is too ask any girl. Better yet see for your self! (Holds out…tomato)
Sasuke: NOOOOOO!!! … (glares and holds out tomato)..Well mines HARDER!!!!!!!!
Itachi: (glares)…Mines still bigger
Sasuke: NOOO … I CHALLENGE YOU TO A TOMATO DUEL
Itachi: I accept, prepare to loose! (Glares and prepares his…tomato.)
Sasuke: … Revenge shall be mine! (Also prepares tomato)
(Music plays dramatically)
Sasuke: (Glares at Itachi)..ok…lets begin!
Itachi: Yes, let us began
Sasuke: (walks so his back is to Itachi)
 
Lama: you wil walk 10 paces, ok began 1
Itachi: (Starts Walking)
Sasuke: (starts walking)
Lama: 2
Sasuke: (walks)
Itachi: (walks more)
Lama: 3
Lama: 4
Lama: 5
Lama: 6
Lama: 7
Lama: 8
Lama: 9
Lama: 10!
Sasuke: (Turns around in slow motion and throws tomato at Itachi)
Itachi: (dodges Sasuke tomato in slow motion, than throws his own)
Sasuke: NOOOOO
Itachi: MUHAHAHAHAHA
Gia: LEE!
Lee: GIA-SENSIE!
 
SPLAT
…
 
Way Number 3
 
Me: here Sasuke! (throws Tomato over cliff)
Sasuke: Tomato! (goes after it)
(Sad music plays)
ME: (shakes head)
Me: Remember kids, say no to drugs…
 
 
Way number 4
 
Naruto: Hey Sasuke?
Sasuke: What dope?
Naruto: (Holds out a thong) What's this doing in your gym bag?
Sasuke: …
Naruto: and this? (Holds out bra)
Sasuke: …
Naruto: and this? (Holds out dress)
Sasuke: …
Naruto: and this (Holds out blond wig)
Sasuke: …
Naruto: …
Gia: …
Lee: …
Sasuke: … I u-uh…
Naruto: …(looks at clothes than Sasuke)
Sasuke: Y-you see N-Naruto…I…
Naruto: … (Wide eyes)
Sasuke: (suddenly gets hit by a giant…Plastic duck!) X.X
Me: …
 
 
Way number 5
 
Kakashi Naruto and Sasuke are at the Ramen restraint
 
Naruto: SO Kakashi…what's exactly is that book about?
Kakashi: (looks up from his book) um…maybe I shouldn't
Sasuke: (takes book) … (wide eyes)
Naruto: Sasuke what's wrong?
Kakashi: uh oh
Sasuke: (nosebleed)
Naruto and Kakashi: And that's the way the cookie crumbles!
 
 
 
From the border of insanity to the comfort of your own home,
yourmaster