Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Three again ❯ chapter 17: home video ( Chapter 17 )

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Chapter 17 :The home video

A/n: Sorry to keep you waiting! But I've been ground a lot for the last couple of weeks! Hahaha... that is all!

Name: blah blah = them talking in Rei's video

::action while the video camera is playing::

"Them doing something while the camera's not on or it's been blacked out"

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“Kids, kids! Please calm down!” Temari said, turning to the kids. “ NARUTO STOP HITTING SASUKE, OR STRAIGHT TO BED FOR YOU AND NO MOVIE!”

Naruto stopped hitting Sasuke and glared at him in the corner of his eye.

“Now we are going to watch one of our home video! I picked this one because it's very funny!” Temari said, holding up videotape.

”This better not be the one has me dancing does it?” Kankurou asked.

“It sure does!” Temari said, inserting the video tape.

“You promised never to show it anyone!” Kankurou said, glaring at her.

“See I did! But these are just little kids, who are they going to tell… The dog next door?” Temari asked.

“Your right! But why Shikamaru here?” Kankurou asked, looking at Shikamaru.

Shikamaru waved sweetly at him and sighed.

“He's here, for a reason!” Temari said. “ Now shut up and watch the video!”

Temari pressed 'play' on the remote.

~*~VIDEO MODE! ~*~

Saturday March the 3rd at 10 am…

:: the camera comes on and you can see unwashed dishes::

Temari: :: Walks up the stairs and goes to Kankurou's room, hears music:: :: Opens the door to Kankurou's room and sees Kankurou dancing::

Kankurou: Hit me baby one more time! :: Dancing to Brittany spears::

Temari: HAHAHAHA! :: watches Kankurou dance in his barney boxers::

Kankurou: What the? ::turns around:: TEMARI! :: quickly covers himself with a blanket:: What are you doing?

Temari: nice dancing! ::scans Kankurou's room::

Kankurou: GIVE ME THAT VIDEO CAMERA! :: attacks Temari::

Temari: AAHHHHHHH! ::sees her rolling down the stairs::

~Screen goes black and thumping is heard~

Temari's voice: OWWW.... Geez! I hope the camera isn't broken! KANKUROU IF YOU BROKE THE CAMERA YOU ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE!

Kankurou's voice: WHATEVER!

~Screen comes back on~

Kankurou's voice: Geez... sisters...

Temari's voice:: Great it's not broken... phew... YOUR LUCKY IT DIDN'T BREAK!

Kankurou's voice: shut up and go make something in the kitchen!

Temari:... Brothers can be so annoying... ::goes to the front hallway and walks down it:: Hey Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: ::looks at Temari strangely:: What's with the camera?

Temari: Oh I decided to make another home video! ::Zooming in close to Shikamaru's face::

Shikamaru: Don't you, guys have about a hundred of them?

Temari: No Shikamaru! We have 99 home videos; this is now the hundredth home video!

Shikamaru: Right... I just wanna to tell that, the movie theatre shut down, last night, So there will be no movies for awhile… later...

Temari: … ::watches Shikamaru leave and zooms on his head:: Hey Shikamaru, if you go really close to your head, you can see two white hairs!

Shikamaru: Shut up! ::storms out of the house, while turning bright red::

~*~ Living room~*~

Tuesday March 26th at 2 pm…

Temari:::zooms close to the couch::

Shino: :: he's head pops out from within the couch::

Temari: Hahahahahahaha! :: watching Shino::

Shino: ::climbs out of the couch::

~*~Kitchen~*~

Thursday August 30th at 8 am…

Kankurou: :: enters the kitchen, sees Anko on the table::

Anko: :: Jumps for the counter from the breakfast table and she doesn't make it::

Kankurou: … :: walks around the breakfast time::

Anko: OW! ::ends up falling face first into the floor ::

~*~Dinning room~*~

Saturday January 6th at 4 pm…

Camera scans the room and lands on Gaara.

Temari:! :: the camera stays on Gaara::

Gaara: I'm a little tea pot, :: walking across the dinning room table::

Temari: Aww…he's singing I'm a little teapot! How cute! :: watches Gaara::

Gaara: Here is my hand and here is my snout :: Walks right off the table::

::BAM::

Gaara: Oww! :; he had landed on his head::

~*~ The hallway with the mirror~*~

Wednesday June 12th at 4ppm…

Temari::: Walks down the hallway and comes across Sasuke::

Sasuke: ? :: walks up to the mirror and the Sharingan appeared:: AAAAAHHHHHH! :: jumps away from the mirror::

Temari HEHEHEHE, so cute! :: watches Sasuke do the same thing over and over:: He really loves scaring himself, doesn't he?

~*~ the kitchen~*~

Saturday June 20th at 9 am…

Kankurou: ::Zooms closer in on Chouji and Temari::

Chouji: ::Climbs up Temari's leg to get to the counter:: I'm hungry!

Temari: Chouji you just ate breakfast, about 3 hours ago! :: picks up Chouji::

Chouji: SO that was 3 hours ago! 3hours and now are pretty for away from each other! ::Smiling at Temari::

Temari: Sigh… I'm not feeding you right now! SO you got to wait until Lunch! ::Puts Chouji down on to the floor::

Chouji: I WANT FOOD! :: throwing a tantrum::

Kankurou: we are going to leave them alone. :: leaves the kitchen::

~*~ Bathroom upstairs~*~

Sunday February 10th at 7 pm

Kankurou: :: stands at the door way and watches Temari try to give lee a bath::

Lee: ::standing far away from the bath tub::

Temari: come on Lee, it's just water! It won't kill you! :: sitting next to the bathtub::

Lee: YES it will! The big crocodile hides in the water and when you get close BAM it has you for tomorrow's dinner! :: pressed against the far wall::

Temari: Lee.. There are no Crocodiles in the bathtub! :: Splashing the water::

Lee: Yes in Lake Placid there is one! :: not moving from his spot on the wall::

Temari: Lake Placid? Lee Lake Placid is just a movie and Crocodiles don't grow that big and there are no crocodiles in the bathroom! :: trying to help lee understand::

Lee: : if you says so:: runs to the bathtub and jumps in:: :: jumps out and ran out of the room::

Temari: ? :: well I guess that's matter then nothing. :: gets up and gets the camera::

~*~ The kitchen table ~*~

Friday June 29th at 7 am…

Temari: :; closes in on sakura::

Sakura: :: Drinks coffee and does that thing with your tongue when you don't like something:: :: She Shakes her head and falls backwards off the kitchen table::

::Thud::

Sakura: blah… :: on the floor holding her mouth::

Temari: :: walks over to the table and smells the Drink:: she was drinking coffee? Kankurou is going to get it! :: puts the cup back down.

~*~ Outside~*~

Thursday May 18th at 3:30 pm…

Temari: what a beautiful day! :: sees Naruto:: what is he doing? :: walks over to where Naruto is::

Naruto: :: trying to hug a cactus, but ends up patting it with his hands:: OW… OW… OW… OW… OW

Temari: and the stupid award goes too, sigh :: watches Naruto pat the cactus for about 45 minutes::

~*~The kitchen ~*~

Tuesday June 19th at 2 pm…

Kankurou: ::Notices TenTen trying to get into the cupboard which has cookies in them::

TenTen: Grrr… Open! ::trying to get the cupboard to open::

Kankurou: ::Watching her with a smile::

Ino: ::walking around the corner left side of the Counter::

Kankurou: there's Ino! ::focuses on both of them::

TenTen: ::Gives up and walks towards the end of the right side of the counter::

Ino: ::Jumps out from the side of the Counter and scares TenTen::

TenTen: :: Jumps high into the air and runs away:: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Kankurou: Poor TenTen! Maybe I should see if she is okay! Hmmm… Maybe later!

~*~Kitchen~*~

Sunday April 6th at 1 pm…

Kankurou: ::walks into the kitchen and spots Neji:: ?

Neji: ::jumping on to the counter, but slides right off the counter on the other side and brings the toaster with him:

::BAM::

Neji: OWWW! :: the toaster had landed on his head::

Kankurou: ::looks over the counter::

Neji: @. @ ::faints::

~*~ The Hallway~*~

Tuesday March 13th at 4 pm…

Temari: ::watches Naruto with a bored face::

Naruto: :: Staring at the wall::

Temari: :: notices Sasuke come up right behind Naruto with a bucket::

Sasuke: :: carrying a bucket full of ice and dumps it down Naruto's pants:: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Naruto: :: running around with hands and arms flaring in the air:: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, IT'S COLD!

Sasuke: ::Continues to laugh at Naruto:: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Temari: HEHEHEHE:: breaks out into laughter::

~*~Real Life now~*~

".... Wow.... I never knew Kankurou could dance!” Shikamaru said laughing.

“Shut up, Shikamaru!” Kankurou said, angrily.

“Alright kids, of to bed!” Temari said, shooing the kids up stairs.

”But I don't wanna go to bed!” Naruto cried.

“Yeah, I'm not even tired!” Neji said, yawning.

“we don't wanna go to bed!” Kiba barked at Temari.

Temari glared at them.

“Well then, I guess I could cancel the beach trip !” Temari said, arms crossed/

“NO!” the kids yelled, in chorus.

“Then go to bed!” Temari said, smirking.

All the kids ran upstairs and soon fell asleep dreaming about tomorrow.