Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Wasted! ❯ No More Nights Wasted ( Chapter 1 )

Wasted

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song “Wasted” by Carrie Underwood.

 

 

A/N: OMG! I as so sick ><! I was sitting in 3rd period today and I started singing this song and then I thought it be funny if I played with the words. This is what came out of it. I am so sick but so hilarious!

 

 

Pushing in the back door
Sasuke tried to make it fast
One of Naruto's tear hit the hard wood
It fell like broken glass
He said sometimes love slips in and out
And you just have to take it
Let's face it

For one split second
Naruto almost turned around
But that would be like pouring semen
Back into a cock
So he took another push and said
You see the way in and you're gonna take me

I don't wanna' spend my time fore playing
Waiting to wake up one day and find
That I've let all these nights go by
Wasted

Another tube of lube but it still don't kill the pain
So he struggles in again and pushes him to the edge
He says it's time to be a man and stop living to masturbate
Gotta face it.

Cause' I don't wanna' spend my life fore playing
Waiting to wake up one day and find
That I've let all these nights go by
Wasted

Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
The sores of the morning, the screams of the night
I ain't spending no more nights
Wasted

He kept drivin' in
Till the black and the blonde were floating side-by-side
He looked into his eyes and his love was clear
For the first time in a while

Hey, yeah,
Oh, I don't wanna' spend my life fore playing
Waiting to wake up one day and find
That I've let all these nights go by
Wasted

Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
The sores of the morning, the screams of the night
I ain't spending no more time
Wasted

Oh, I don't wanna' spend my life fore playing
Waiting to wake up one day and find
That I've let all these nights go by
Wasted

Yeah, yeah
Oh I don't wanna' keep on wishing, missing
The sores of the morning, the screams of the night
I ain't spending no more time
Wasted