Original Poetry Fan Fiction ❯ Aging. ❯ Aging. ( Chapter 1 )

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Authors note:
Hello. I am RogueWarrior869.
But this was written by Storm239.

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Storm239 says:Flamers can rot in Tartaurus.
(I told her about flamers. I've heard they can be mean.)

Disclaimer.
Storm239 is the creator and owner of this poem.
This is here for fun not to be insulting to anyone
in anyway.

Enjoy.
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Title:
Aging.
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I can tell i'm aging every year
the more i age the less i hear.

My butt spreads out and in places
i droop,
I need more laxatives to make me poop.

My bones make noises in the strangest of
places,
The gas i release has people making faces.

I've got gray in my hair,But i don't have wrinkles,
I think i'll leave it there.

At least i still get winkles,
But excuse me i've got to go tinkles.
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