Other Fan Fiction ❯ The Bionicle 2 Cast Loses Their Scripts ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

 

(Erm, well… hi. Yeah. Anyways, this is my six-year-old “sandbox” fanfiction. So called because I use it to play around with joke ideas before incorporating them into my other fanfics/original stories. So, yeah. Please forgive me if it seems a bit… amateurish. I wrote it when I was only ten or eleven.

None of the characters that appear in this comedy belong to me unless I state otherwise.

Also, this comedy contains drug references, violence, and maybe some swearing.)

 

 

 

Omochao: Hello! I'm Omochao, the ultra-annoying flying robotic Chao from Sonic Adventure 2! And, for pure comedic reasons, I am here to narrate! While I'm narrating, my name won't be used at the beginning of my speaking, and all my words will be in italic! Enjoy!

 

Chapter 1

 

Turaga Vakama: Gathered friends… Strap on your crash helmets as we take a:

Voyage to the center of the director's False Hair Piece!

Director: 0_o

Takua: HAH!!! I KNEW IT!!! THE DIRECTOR'S BALD!!!!!

Director: You're fired.

Takua: You can't fire me, you need me for the epilogue!

Director: …*twitches*

Random Vahkii: BREAK DAAAAANCE!!!!!!

All the Vahkii in the room start break dancing.

Vakama: (With a helmet on, he continues giving the tour using a large drawing and a pointer)…The second layer is the hair dye, so the hair doesn't look like a dead rat! Which it is not, surprisingly enough. It is actually a dead Raccoon! Moving onto the third layer…

Omochao: Agh! Just skip to Lhikan's scene already!

Director: I strongly agree with you, for once.

 

Toa Lhikan skips around the Temple.

Lhikan: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, pretty and witty…

Ummm, yeah. Anyway, he happens to trip over the Toa Stones and falls on his face.

Lhikan: OW!!!! Oooh! Pretty glowey rocks!

As he picks them up, Nidhiki and Krekka burst in.

Nidhiki: Give us the Halfling!!!

Krekka: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper!

Nidhiki: …Whatever you're on, try cutting the dose.

Krekka: I am yo FATHA!!!!!!!

Nidhiki: 0_o

Krekka: Look, Charlotte-chan! He's jumping out that window!

Nidhiki: I AIN'T NO STUPID GIRLY SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Krekka: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!! (Gives Nidhiki a bear hug and crushes him to dust)

Lhikan: (Falling to his obvious doom) Those were the stupidest people I've ever met.

Silver Surfer: Speak for yourself.

Lhikan: (squeals like a 6-year-old school girl) OMG!!!!! You're the SILVER SURFER!!!!!!!! I've seen you in Fantastic Four 2!!!!! Can I get your autograph?!?!?! Huh? Huh? Can I? Huh?!!!!

Silver Surfer: Fine. (Writes his autograph in Lhikan's notebook) Now, lemme put this in terms you can understand: Take out those two huge, broad shinies, put them together, and press the green button to make a flying shiny.

Lhikan: Like this?

Lhikan smashes the swords together and pounds on the green button, denting the airboard beyond recognition.

Lhikan: Are all flying shinies this dented?

Silver Surfer: Imbecile…

Silver Surfer grabs hold of Lhikan and flies him over to the area where Nokama is teaching.

 

Nokama: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…

Lhikan: IJKLMNOP! :D

Nokama: That's my line!

Lhikan: How do you know? Some Baka stole all the scripts!

Nokama: Uhh, umm, err… LOOK! A FLYING SAUCER!!!! (Points at the sky)

Everyone else: (Turns around) Where?!

Takua: The Forerunners are here!!!! They're looking for a new place to store the Flood!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nokama steals the blue Toa Stone from Lhikan while he isn't looking and runs to hide in the great Temple.