Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Ultimate ❯ Coconuts! ( Chapter 2 )
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By: hero_of_time132 
Watch the castaways make pacts involving coconuts!
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.12.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 365 | Status: Completed
Watch the castaways make pacts involving coconuts!
Anime/Manga: Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.12.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 365 | Status: Completed
No, I don't own Zelda, Teen Titans, Pokemon, or anything. I messed up on setting it up, so just to let you know: this is a Teen Titans, LoZ, and Pokemon (and Survivor) crossover. I can't take all the credit, because my friends soul_stealer_25 and Mira (I can't remember her user name) helped me write it too. OK, I'm boring you so i'll start.
hero of time: well, we're back. Thank you, the person called 'your first reviewer' who was the only one who reviewed my fic. i'm serious, review it, flames are alright, just no bad words. More reviews you have, more reviews you'll get. I think.
soul stealer: previously, on Survivor; you got to meet the 16 "lucky" castaways. the castaways got to go to their islands, Hakawakiluka and Glurgenshvimiel island.
mira: you're actually paying atten-
hero of time: don't even start that.
soul stealer: i guess you may be wondering how mira is talking to us now when she's supposed to be on the island. well, you don't know this, but we have another camera dude. His name is- well, no one knows his name. he takes over when mira finally gets sleepy or hungry, but she likes to eat with the castaways to make them drool and all that.
hero of time: then she tapes them and sends them home to her private library.
soul stealer: it's up to us, since mira won't tell us,to guess about what she does with them.
mira: Ebay!
hero of time: ok, the castaways are heading for their first reward challenge.
At the Challenge
hero of time: you guys ready?
Lia: hold on a second. if you two are the hosts, then what happened to Jeff?
soul stealer: who?
Lia: the previous host of survivor.
hero of time: oh. him.
Flashback
(soul stealer, hero of time, and Mira show up at Jeff's really big fancy expensive looking house)
Mira: he's loaded.
(they knock at the door, Jeff comes out)
Jeff: who are you?
soul stealer: your worst nightmare
(they grab Jeff and stuff him into a box going to Antarctica)
(they write a will saying that Jeff committed suicide and gave all he owned to soul_stealer_25, hero_of_time132, and Mira.)
Mira: we're loaded.
End Flasback
Mira: don't you watch CNN?
(this "explains everything")
soul stealer: let's start the challenge already
(they're all at some big cabana-ish warehouse on a part of one of the islands that they've never been to before)
hero of time: ok. both teams will stay inside the warehouse. the first tribe whose members all come out of the cabana before everyone else loses.
Ruto: what will we get if we win?
soul stealer: you will get flint so you can actually make fire for a change.
hero of time: we almost felt sorry for you.
soul stealer: not really
mira: actually, not at all. ^_^
(everyone goes into the cabana, Raven and Ganon scream)
(there are tons of care bears and telutubbies plush toys in there)
Raven: to cute- too cuddly-
Ganon: need- to destroy- cuteness-
Starfire: oh, friend raven! are they not wonderful? (kisses and hugs all the toys)
Zelda: Link! I have to get one! They don't make these in Hyrule!
(raven and ganon twitch on the floor while Raven and zelda ask Robin and Link how cute the toys are)
Lia: damn- they're too cute! (twitches)
Raven and Ganon: I can't take it anymore!
(they run out of the cabana)
(Mira can't stand the bears either)
(neither can the hosts. thats why they're outside)
hero of time: the luka tribe just lost 2 tribe members! (6 left)
Slade: can these be made into robotic minions?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika pi!
Mewtwo: he said, 'what the f#@$ is going on? everyone thinks that they're cuter than i am!'
hero of time: you can't destroy them or you're out
(a care bear is facing Gary and Ash)
Gary: i'm scared
ash: it's so intimidating!
(they both run out screaming like lunatics)
soul stealer: that's one gone from each tribe.
mira: they lasted longer than i expected
Link: Zelda- you're annoying me. (twitch)
Lia: not even the Triforce of Courage can save us now
Robin: aaah
(Link, lia, and robin run out)
soul stealer: that's another two from Luka, and one from Shvimiel
hero of time: Luka: 3, Shvimiel: 6
Jessie: they are even more annoying than Ruto and Meowth put together
James: mommy...
(they run out)
hero of time: that's two from Shvimiel!
Ruto: I miss Link! (runs out)
mira: idiot.
soul stealer: one from Luka! Luka: 2, Shvimiel: 4
(Pikachu wants to be loved again, runs out)
(Slade makes one blow up on accident)
soul stealer: you're out, slade!
(Luka: 2, Shvimiel: 2)
hero of time: wow. they're tied.
(Beastboy and Cyborg run out because they're hungry)
hero of time: the Shvimiel tribe wins the flint. and, as a special reward, Zelda and Starfire get to keep all the bears and junk in there!
Link, Lia, and Robin: what?!
soul stealer: don't worry, they'll get them after survivor is over.
everyone: thank goodness!
hero of time: we can't stand them either.
soul stealer: what happened to Mira?
(mira's lying on the ground, having a heart attack)
(Raven blows up the shed)
(Mira doesn't have a heart attack anymore)
soul stealer: All of you, get lost already.
Back at Luka Camp
Link: I can't believe we lost
Lia: pact?
Link: sure. you're my sister. of course we'll make a pact.
Elf and elf together act,
here's my hand and here's my pact!
Link: now what?
Lia: let's go get coconuts.
Link: OK! ^_^
BB: Pact, Cy?
Cy: ok!
BB: now what?
Cy: let's get coconuts.
BB: OK! ^_^
Ganon: Pact?
Raven: sure. now what?
Ganon: let's get coconuts.
Raven: OK! ^_^
Ruto: Pact?
Ash: In your dreams.
Ruto: wanna get coconuts like everyone else anyway?
Ash: OK! ^_^
Mira: this is getting really old.
Back at Shvimiel Camp
Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Mewtwo: he said, 'want to make a pact, you stuck up loser?'
Gary: Sure! Now what?
Pikachu: pika pika pi.
mewtwo: he said, 'don't even try asking me to get coconuts.'
Gary: -_-*
(everyone else does the same thing)
The Hosts' Yacht
(no name camera dude is filming, Mira's at the yacht too)
hero of time: who do you think is going to Tribal Council?
soul stealer: not sure yet.
Mira: I like coconuts.
hero of time and soul stealer: -_-*
Mira: what are you staring at? Is there something wrong with having a deep obssession with coconuts?
hero of time and soul stealer: -_-**
The Immunity Challenge
hero of time: hi everyone!
soul stealer: one of you is finally going home tonight!
mira: ^_^
hero of time: ok. the winner get's flint too. loser gets to go to tribal council.
soul stealer: this is going to be a relay race. the first team to finish wins.
mira: obviously.
(its a part running part swimming race.)
(there are four spots where you have to pass your baton. two rounds. two people start on the beach away from the water. one person runs and hands it to the person near the water. they swim to a platform in the water and pass their baton there. they swim out to a farther platform. the next people go backwards the same way.)
soul stealer: survivors ready?
hero of time: go!
(Luka is in the lead because Link, Ruto, and Lia are the only ones who can swim well)
(Ganon and Gary trip and fall on their faces.)
In short, Luka won. (sorry i was so short on this. my friends keep telling me to update. don't worry, i'll add more later.)
hero of time: Luka dudes, you guys win immunity- and flint!
soul stealer: you Shvimiel losers, you guys are going to Tribal Council!
mira: muahahahaha!
Tribal Council
hero of time: this is the part of the show when i get to interrogate you losers. ^_^
soul stealer: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(all stop and stare)
hero of time: let's skip to the interrogating.
soul stealer: why the hell did almost all of you get coconuts?
Slade: because we felt like it.
hero of time: really?
Slade: yes
hero of time: really really?
slade: yes
hero of time: really really really?
slade: yes! really really really!
soul stealer: do you guys still trust each other?
Robin: do we?
Starfire: I am not sure.
soul stealer: why?
starfire: everyone is making pacts and picking coconuts.
Gary: there are so many pacts that involve coconuts that we aren't sure who has a pact with who. Isn't it trendy?
soul stealer: why?
Gary: everyone made pacts, so it's trendy.
soul stealer: why?
Gary: i guess we made a lot of pacts because we were bored.
soul stealer: why?
Gary: what do you mean?
Pikachu: pikapikachu pi!
mewtwo: he said, 'she meant why you made pacts and why is it trendy, you idiot of a pokemon trainer!'
soul stealer: why?
Gary: you're just saying that to annoy me, aren't you?
soul stealer: ^_^
Gary: i'm bored.
soul stealer: why?
gary: you don't want to know.
soul stealer: why?
hero of time: everyone just vote.
*******
hero of time: ok, i'll count the votes. did you guys vote randomly or for a reason?
everyone: ......
hero of time: -_-* ok, (pulls out a vote) one vote for Slade!
Slade: Nooooo!
hero of time: another for slade!
slade: nooooooooooo!
hero of time: another for slade!
slade: nooooo-
mira: this is getting old.
hero of time: one vote for Robin!
Robin: yes!
soul stealer: that's not a good thing.
Robin: oh.
hero of time: another for robin! and another! and another! and another!
Robin: what?! I'm too popular! i can't go! I'm the one who gets all the fan girls!
Fan Girls: We love Beastboy now!
Soul Stealer: -_-* robin, give me your torch so you can get lost.
(Robin's torch is extinguished)
everyone: bye robin! good riddance!
(Mira slips starfire 5 bucks)
Mira: thanks for voting off that loser!
(End of show. Intro song plays)
End of Show, Back on Yacht. Mira's There Too
hero of time: mmm not a teletubby in sight.
(elmo pops out of nowhere)
elmo: everybody sing! lalalala lalalala elmo's world-
(soul stealer punches him in the face and they throw him overboard.)
mira: good one.
please read and review this and my other fic called runaway! please?
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hero of time: well, we're back. Thank you, the person called 'your first reviewer' who was the only one who reviewed my fic. i'm serious, review it, flames are alright, just no bad words. More reviews you have, more reviews you'll get. I think.
soul stealer: previously, on Survivor; you got to meet the 16 "lucky" castaways. the castaways got to go to their islands, Hakawakiluka and Glurgenshvimiel island.
mira: you're actually paying atten-
hero of time: don't even start that.
soul stealer: i guess you may be wondering how mira is talking to us now when she's supposed to be on the island. well, you don't know this, but we have another camera dude. His name is- well, no one knows his name. he takes over when mira finally gets sleepy or hungry, but she likes to eat with the castaways to make them drool and all that.
hero of time: then she tapes them and sends them home to her private library.
soul stealer: it's up to us, since mira won't tell us,to guess about what she does with them.
mira: Ebay!
hero of time: ok, the castaways are heading for their first reward challenge.
At the Challenge
hero of time: you guys ready?
Lia: hold on a second. if you two are the hosts, then what happened to Jeff?
soul stealer: who?
Lia: the previous host of survivor.
hero of time: oh. him.
Flashback
(soul stealer, hero of time, and Mira show up at Jeff's really big fancy expensive looking house)
Mira: he's loaded.
(they knock at the door, Jeff comes out)
Jeff: who are you?
soul stealer: your worst nightmare
(they grab Jeff and stuff him into a box going to Antarctica)
(they write a will saying that Jeff committed suicide and gave all he owned to soul_stealer_25, hero_of_time132, and Mira.)
Mira: we're loaded.
End Flasback
Mira: don't you watch CNN?
(this "explains everything")
soul stealer: let's start the challenge already
(they're all at some big cabana-ish warehouse on a part of one of the islands that they've never been to before)
hero of time: ok. both teams will stay inside the warehouse. the first tribe whose members all come out of the cabana before everyone else loses.
Ruto: what will we get if we win?
soul stealer: you will get flint so you can actually make fire for a change.
hero of time: we almost felt sorry for you.
soul stealer: not really
mira: actually, not at all. ^_^
(everyone goes into the cabana, Raven and Ganon scream)
(there are tons of care bears and telutubbies plush toys in there)
Raven: to cute- too cuddly-
Ganon: need- to destroy- cuteness-
Starfire: oh, friend raven! are they not wonderful? (kisses and hugs all the toys)
Zelda: Link! I have to get one! They don't make these in Hyrule!
(raven and ganon twitch on the floor while Raven and zelda ask Robin and Link how cute the toys are)
Lia: damn- they're too cute! (twitches)
Raven and Ganon: I can't take it anymore!
(they run out of the cabana)
(Mira can't stand the bears either)
(neither can the hosts. thats why they're outside)
hero of time: the luka tribe just lost 2 tribe members! (6 left)
Slade: can these be made into robotic minions?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika pi!
Mewtwo: he said, 'what the f#@$ is going on? everyone thinks that they're cuter than i am!'
hero of time: you can't destroy them or you're out
(a care bear is facing Gary and Ash)
Gary: i'm scared
ash: it's so intimidating!
(they both run out screaming like lunatics)
soul stealer: that's one gone from each tribe.
mira: they lasted longer than i expected
Link: Zelda- you're annoying me. (twitch)
Lia: not even the Triforce of Courage can save us now
Robin: aaah
(Link, lia, and robin run out)
soul stealer: that's another two from Luka, and one from Shvimiel
hero of time: Luka: 3, Shvimiel: 6
Jessie: they are even more annoying than Ruto and Meowth put together
James: mommy...
(they run out)
hero of time: that's two from Shvimiel!
Ruto: I miss Link! (runs out)
mira: idiot.
soul stealer: one from Luka! Luka: 2, Shvimiel: 4
(Pikachu wants to be loved again, runs out)
(Slade makes one blow up on accident)
soul stealer: you're out, slade!
(Luka: 2, Shvimiel: 2)
hero of time: wow. they're tied.
(Beastboy and Cyborg run out because they're hungry)
hero of time: the Shvimiel tribe wins the flint. and, as a special reward, Zelda and Starfire get to keep all the bears and junk in there!
Link, Lia, and Robin: what?!
soul stealer: don't worry, they'll get them after survivor is over.
everyone: thank goodness!
hero of time: we can't stand them either.
soul stealer: what happened to Mira?
(mira's lying on the ground, having a heart attack)
(Raven blows up the shed)
(Mira doesn't have a heart attack anymore)
soul stealer: All of you, get lost already.
Back at Luka Camp
Link: I can't believe we lost
Lia: pact?
Link: sure. you're my sister. of course we'll make a pact.
Elf and elf together act,
here's my hand and here's my pact!
Link: now what?
Lia: let's go get coconuts.
Link: OK! ^_^
BB: Pact, Cy?
Cy: ok!
BB: now what?
Cy: let's get coconuts.
BB: OK! ^_^
Ganon: Pact?
Raven: sure. now what?
Ganon: let's get coconuts.
Raven: OK! ^_^
Ruto: Pact?
Ash: In your dreams.
Ruto: wanna get coconuts like everyone else anyway?
Ash: OK! ^_^
Mira: this is getting really old.
Back at Shvimiel Camp
Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Mewtwo: he said, 'want to make a pact, you stuck up loser?'
Gary: Sure! Now what?
Pikachu: pika pika pi.
mewtwo: he said, 'don't even try asking me to get coconuts.'
Gary: -_-*
(everyone else does the same thing)
The Hosts' Yacht
(no name camera dude is filming, Mira's at the yacht too)
hero of time: who do you think is going to Tribal Council?
soul stealer: not sure yet.
Mira: I like coconuts.
hero of time and soul stealer: -_-*
Mira: what are you staring at? Is there something wrong with having a deep obssession with coconuts?
hero of time and soul stealer: -_-**
The Immunity Challenge
hero of time: hi everyone!
soul stealer: one of you is finally going home tonight!
mira: ^_^
hero of time: ok. the winner get's flint too. loser gets to go to tribal council.
soul stealer: this is going to be a relay race. the first team to finish wins.
mira: obviously.
(its a part running part swimming race.)
(there are four spots where you have to pass your baton. two rounds. two people start on the beach away from the water. one person runs and hands it to the person near the water. they swim to a platform in the water and pass their baton there. they swim out to a farther platform. the next people go backwards the same way.)
soul stealer: survivors ready?
hero of time: go!
(Luka is in the lead because Link, Ruto, and Lia are the only ones who can swim well)
(Ganon and Gary trip and fall on their faces.)
In short, Luka won. (sorry i was so short on this. my friends keep telling me to update. don't worry, i'll add more later.)
hero of time: Luka dudes, you guys win immunity- and flint!
soul stealer: you Shvimiel losers, you guys are going to Tribal Council!
mira: muahahahaha!
Tribal Council
hero of time: this is the part of the show when i get to interrogate you losers. ^_^
soul stealer: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(all stop and stare)
hero of time: let's skip to the interrogating.
soul stealer: why the hell did almost all of you get coconuts?
Slade: because we felt like it.
hero of time: really?
Slade: yes
hero of time: really really?
slade: yes
hero of time: really really really?
slade: yes! really really really!
soul stealer: do you guys still trust each other?
Robin: do we?
Starfire: I am not sure.
soul stealer: why?
starfire: everyone is making pacts and picking coconuts.
Gary: there are so many pacts that involve coconuts that we aren't sure who has a pact with who. Isn't it trendy?
soul stealer: why?
Gary: everyone made pacts, so it's trendy.
soul stealer: why?
Gary: i guess we made a lot of pacts because we were bored.
soul stealer: why?
Gary: what do you mean?
Pikachu: pikapikachu pi!
mewtwo: he said, 'she meant why you made pacts and why is it trendy, you idiot of a pokemon trainer!'
soul stealer: why?
Gary: you're just saying that to annoy me, aren't you?
soul stealer: ^_^
Gary: i'm bored.
soul stealer: why?
gary: you don't want to know.
soul stealer: why?
hero of time: everyone just vote.
*******
hero of time: ok, i'll count the votes. did you guys vote randomly or for a reason?
everyone: ......
hero of time: -_-* ok, (pulls out a vote) one vote for Slade!
Slade: Nooooo!
hero of time: another for slade!
slade: nooooooooooo!
hero of time: another for slade!
slade: nooooo-
mira: this is getting old.
hero of time: one vote for Robin!
Robin: yes!
soul stealer: that's not a good thing.
Robin: oh.
hero of time: another for robin! and another! and another! and another!
Robin: what?! I'm too popular! i can't go! I'm the one who gets all the fan girls!
Fan Girls: We love Beastboy now!
Soul Stealer: -_-* robin, give me your torch so you can get lost.
(Robin's torch is extinguished)
everyone: bye robin! good riddance!
(Mira slips starfire 5 bucks)
Mira: thanks for voting off that loser!
(End of show. Intro song plays)
End of Show, Back on Yacht. Mira's There Too
hero of time: mmm not a teletubby in sight.
(elmo pops out of nowhere)
elmo: everybody sing! lalalala lalalala elmo's world-
(soul stealer punches him in the face and they throw him overboard.)
mira: good one.
please read and review this and my other fic called runaway! please?
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