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Goodbye Rudy
Goodbye Rudy
By Seabeast


Okay, this was just something that popped into my head one day wjile I was thinking about my story "When Enough is Enough." I hate Rudy, and I'd seen too many of these done with Gary, so I stuck him in there. Anyway, it goes to the song "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks. Great song!

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Ashy-Boy and Misty were the best of friends
All through their journey days
Neither ever got a long a lot
But they liked each other anyways


After winning Johto Ashy-Boy went out
Lookin' for a worthy Trainer
Misty looked all around those Islands
And all she found was Rudy


Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married
That Misty started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover her bruise


Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Rudy walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care


Right away Ashy-Boy flew in from the Plateau
On a Pidgeot midnight flight
He held Misty's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Rudy had to die


Na na na na na na na
Goodbye-Rudy
That rice made by Brock
Na na na na na na na
It was as hard as a rock-Rudy
You're feelin' weak?
Na na na na na na na
Why don't you lay down and sleep-Rudy
Ain't it dark?
Na na na na na na na
Wrapped up in that tarp-Rudy


Some Jennies came by to bring Rudy in
They searched Trovita high and low
And they tipped their hats and said "Thank you Masters,
"If you hear from him let us know."


Well the weeks went by and Ash turned to Misty
And asked her, "Will you be my wife?"
And Misty said yes and everyone was happy
And they lived a very happy life


So the kids bought some land and lived near the ocean
Out next to Route 29
They stocked up on sun lotion and Max Revive Potion
And they don't lose any sleep at night
'Cause Rudy had to die


Na na na na na na na
Goodbye-Rudy
We took a break
Na na na na na na na
Brock taught us how to make cake-Rudy
We had a great lunch
Na na na na na na na
And stuffed you in our trunk-Rudy
Is that all right?
Na na na na na na na
Great! Let's go for a ride-Rudy, hey!
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na
Oh hey hey hey
Na na na na na na na


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So, what'd you think? Review, people! You must review! If you don't I get all sad and withdrawn and I can't work on any of my stories...which reminds me. I AM working on OYL and Legends 2, so KEEP YOUR PANTS ON! I'm trying as hard as I can to get those done, but they're just so...so...time-taking! My dad keeps kicking me out of the house and dragging me to the pool. He says I lock myself up in my basement too much and get too drawn up in my "stupid Po-kee-man world" or something.

Well, bear with me! I'm going on vacation on the 9th for a couple weeks, which means about 4 days total on a train, car, or plane. Plenty of time to write. I'll have the next part of something up before school in August, I PROMISE!

Toodles!

-Seabeast