Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Why Ash Sux ❯ Why Ash Sux, Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Why Ash Sux

Desclaimer: I do not own Pokemon!

Moonlight Umbreon: We are here today, live, at the TV show, Why Ash Sux. And presenting our stupid star, Ash Ketchup! *curain goes up*

Ash: *is kissing Misty* *doesn't notice that he has attracted a TON of people*

Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Um... Hold on a sec. *reaches into her bad and takes out a hammer* *walks up to Ash and Misty, and bonks them on the head*

Ash: *finally notices the crowd*

Misty: *stares at the crowd with her mouth open*

Moonlight Umbreon: Now Ash, can you explain why you and Misty were kissing???

Ash: Oh that's easy, I wanted to evolve and grow like those Nidorans did.

Misty: *nods* Yeah.

Moonlight Umbreon: Ooookkkaaayyy... Apparently our little friend thinks that he is a pokemon... Um... So Mr. Ketchup, why do you think that your a good pokemon trainer???

Ash: Oh, that's easy.
1)I like Pokemon.
2)I like Pokemon.
3)I like Pokemon.
4)I like Pokemon.
5)I like Pokemon.
6)I...

Moonlight Umbreon: *interrupts* Okay, I think that that's enough. *looks at her sleeping audience* *takes a microphone and yells into it, waking up the audience*

Ash: *stomach growls* I'm so hungry...

Moonlight Umbreon: Yeah, whatever. Now lets see...

Ash: *thinks that Misty's head is a chicken* Mmmmm... Yummy... *starts chasing Misty*

Misty: Ahhhhhhh!!! *runs around the stage*

Moonlight Umbreon: *stares at them* Uhh... Apparently, Ash is having problem seeing... Be right back!