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"Lambada ½"
Lyrics By: Ryu the Weredragon
Sung to the tune of "Lambada Ranma"

[Akane] Welcome back to our Tendo Dojo
[Chorus] Our humble home
[Akane] Ranma trained real hard, but when he came back from
[Chorus] Jusenkyo
[Genma] It still is tragic...
[Ranma] Splash him and he's still in panic
[Ranma-Chan] "He" becomes a "she" and all hopes for normal life become moot...
[Chorus] He's Akane's fiancée.

Ranma: "You are SO uncute!"
Akane: "There's no WAY I'm gonna marry a pervert like that!"
Genma: "Mmm, where shall I begin?"
"Nihao, Airen!" -Shampoo

Doragon: "You...You don't know what your getting into, do you!?"
Kuno: "They call me The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!"
Soun: "Ranma, you'd best have a good explanation for this."
"o~hohohohohohoho!" -Kodachi

Mousse: "STILL think my techniques are just magic tricks!?"
Great-Grandmother (Cologne): "Why Son-in-law...You're not half-bad!"
Happosai: "Ahh, dear li'l Akane's panties!"
"AWOOOOH!" - Okami

[Akane] Welcome back to our Tendo Dojo
[Chorus] Our humble home
[Akane] Ranma trained real hard, but when he came back from
[Chorus] Jusenkyo
[Genma] It still is tragic...
[Ranma] Splash him and he's still in panic
[Ranma-Chan] "He" becomes a "she" and all hopes for normal life become moot...
[Chorus] He's Akane's fiancée.

[Guide] Honorable guests, here!
Legendary training grounds, Jusenkyo.
Honorable guest, you're crazy.
It's so dangerous, no one uses these grounds!
Ah, honorable guest, what are you doing?!
If you fall in, something terrible will happen.
Aiyaa, you fell in Nyaaniichuan.
In Nyaaniichuan 1500 years ago, a young girl drowned,
that is its tragic legend!
Ever since, anyone who drowns there...
that cursed spring transforms into a young girl!
See, you turned into a girl.

Harry: "I like DragonBall Z, but this is too much!"
Ryouga: "Where is Furinkan High?"
Kasumi: "Oh Ronnie! Breakfast!"
"............" - Ronnie

Ukyo: "Ran-Chan! Stopping by at my resturaunt?"
Ryu: "You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance!"
Nabiki: "That doesn't follow, Renaa."
"Don't worry...I'll be fine...." - Renaa

Kuchou: "ALOHA! Today we have Brand new teacher!"
Hinako: "Happo-Goen-Satsu!"
Tenchi: "Why Me!?"
"ROOOAR!!" - Chris

[Ranma] However Akane, when you laugh, you're cute!

[Akane] Welcome back to our Tendo Dojo
[Chorus] Our humble home
[Akane] Ranma trained real hard, but when he came back from
[Chorus] Jusenkyo
[Genma] It still is tragic...
[Ranma] Splash him and he's still in panic
[Ranma-Chan] "He" becomes a "she" and all hopes for normal life become moot...
[Chorus] He's Akane's fiancée.
[Ranma] I didn't ask for this!
[Chorus] He's Akane's fiancée.
[Akane] Who asked you!?
[Chorus] He's Akane's fiancée.
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Notes:
Doragon is Benjamin's Dragon Form (And I'm NOT Talking about Tatsu-Benjamin either...You'll understand in chapter 3 of the series).
Okami is Matt's Wolf Form.
Harry, Ronnie, & Chris are in their Animal Forms.
Miss Hinako is in her normal form.
Ryu is Ryu from Street Fighter, not from Ranma.