Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ ME PANTS! ME PANTS! ❯ The Sadistic Midget ( Chapter 1 )

Hey I'm Dev (Shadow no Jagan) and this is my first story. My friend Shadow is helping me with it! She's got an account at adultfanfiction.net under Dragonblade if you wanna read any of her stories. Basically what this is, is a talk show and we'll have people from our favorite animes on the show! ^_^

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Yu Yu Hakusho or YuGiOh? No …I didn't think I looked like a middle age Japanese business man…

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Chapter 1: The Sadistic Midget

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Dev: Hello and welcome to ME PANTS ME PANTS

Chels: This is a show about ME PANTS ME PANTS

Dev: You might enjoy watching this show if you like saying ME PANTS ME PANTS

Chels: *pees pants laughing*

Shadow: Hi I'm Shadow! I'm here to give Dev sick and perverted ideas (Dev: Hey I can come up with those AAAAAAAAALL by myself …*sweatdrop*) and coz Dev loves me so much …dearly not queerly *sweatdrop*

Dev: Anyway first of all every time you say "my" you have to replace it with "me." For example: *sets Yami's pants on fire*

Yami: AAAH ME PANTS ME PANTS *runs offstage screaming*

Shadow: Hey I wanted to do that! *evil pyro grin* …which brings us to our definition of the day. Pharaoh now means: spoiled little bitch!

Yami: *pants still on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Chels: ^_^;; Um anyway …now we're going to make Kaiba and Hiei fight! Just 'cause we want to!

Dev: w00t for sexy midgets!! *runs away screaming as Hiei tries to kill her*

Yami: I'm a sexy midget!

Dev: No...you're just a midget...now go away... And get some new pants …

Yami: *looks at charred pants* But I'm Pharoah! *sulks*

Dev: Point?

Yami: I'm sexy!

Malik: *cracks Yami over the head with the Sennen Rod*

Yami: X_x

Dev: Thank you MAKKI!! *glomps Malik*

Malik: cant. breaaaaaaathe. …

Dev: *sweatdrop* anyway like Chels said we're going to make Hiei and Kaiba fight! *evil grin*

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Kaiba: *looks down at Hiei* You must be kidding

Hiei: *kicks Kaiba in the nuts*

Jou: *offstage* HEY DON'T DAMAGE THOSE …*looks around* …*sweatdrop*

Chels: No yaoi …yaoi bad …*covers ears*

Dev: *evil grin* *whispers* Picture Kaiba and Jou fuckin each other.

Chels: *huddles on the floor mumbling incoherently*

Kaiba: *slowly climbing to his feet* He's like...an evil midget.

Hiei: *glares* I. AM. NOT. A. MIDGET!

Kaiba: *towers over Hiei* Coulda fooled me.

Hiei: *glares, then kicks Kaiba in the nuts*

Jou: *off stage* DAMMIT! Didn't I tell you not to damage those! I'd still like to get some use out of them!

Hiei: o.O *sweatdrop*

Shadow & Dev: LEMON!!!!!!!

Chels: *still mumbling incoherently*

Jou, Hiei, & Kaiba: *cowering in fear*

Malik: *baffs Dev and Shadow over the head with the Sennen Rod*

Shadow & Dev: X_x

Malik: *pets his sennen rod* My preciousssssss

Kenshin: NO THAT'S MY LINE *grabs sakabato* MY preciousssssssssssssssssss

Malik and Kenny: PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS …

Battousai: *walks out* Put that damn thing away! *grabs sakabato* KILLING PEOPLE IS GOOD! GOOD I TELL YOU! LOOKIT ALL THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Kenny: Nooo *covers ears* my precious ears cannot hear this. You are eviiiiiiiiiiil. I must become gay like Miss. Kaoru and not kill people and cry all the time …NOOOO

Dev: …ooook …YAY! *glomps Battousai*

Battousai: *glare*

Dev: *hugs tighter*

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Meanwhile …

Kaiba: Listen here you satanic munchkin! I am Seto Kaiba, the President of a multi-million dollar company!

Hiei: So? Do you want a fucking cookie or something!?

Chels: *chucks Scooby Snack at Kaiba's head*

Joey and Tristan: HEY I WANTED TO EAT THOSE!

Dev: Who the hell let the pervy-robo-monkey in here?!?! Hie - …er … I mean … Battousai sic!

Battousai & Hiei: *advance on Dev*

Dev: heh heh … *runs away*

Shadow: ^_^;; Come back again tomorrow for another episode of ME PANTS ME PANTS

Chels: This show has been brought to you by ME PANTS ME PANTS! …of ME PANTS ME PANTS Enterprises ^_^

Dev: *still running* Next time drunk Kurama, more Kaiba and Hiei, and a very messed up story about Pegasus

Pegasus: Oh about me?!?! Yay, Devi-boy!!

Dev: Uh …yah …suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure …*backs away slowly*