Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ ME PANTS! ME PANTS! ❯ Kaiba and the Rabid Squirrels ( Chapter 2 )

Ah yes I also forgot to mention that I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. If I did Kenshin would still kill people and the first person would be Kaoru. ^_^ And the "me pants me pants" thing came from "You're on Hiei Camera" by kc6. Jin sets his pants on fire and says "ah me pants me pants" and we thought it was so funny it's all we've said ever since. ^_^;; Dun look at me like that. ^_~ And now to the reviewers:

HotsummerYami: Thankies! Yah Nef seemed to like part too. Lol ^_^;;

WhiteXRose: lol wow thanks! Yah sure I'll read yours. All I do is read fan fiction. If you find any good Yusuke x Kurama fics send them my way. ^_^ lol

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Chapter 2: Kaiba and the Rabid Squirrels

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Dev: Hello. I finally escaped Hiei and Battousai so now we're back for another episode of -

Chels: *still huddled on the floor, mumbles* me …p - pa …ants …*

Dev: heh heh ^_^;; maybe I shouldn't have said that to her …

Shadow: heh heh …Anyway, on with the show!

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Hiei: AAAAHH!! I broke my sword!

Dev: OH NO *runs over and pulls out Hiei's pants* Oh god you ...WHY DID YOU SCARE ME LIKE THAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU BROKE YOUR SWORD!!!

Hiei: *points to broken katana*

Dev: oooooo ...heh heh ^_^;;

Hiei: LET GO OF MY PANTS

*cameras start flashing madly in the audience, then self destruct*

Chels: First, no on e but us is allowed those kind of pictures and second, Hiei, that's not how we do things here. ^_~

Hiei: *rolls eyes*

Chels: *Head gets big and sprouts demon horns* HIEI!!

Hiei: ok whatever. *rolls eyes* I mean Let go of ME PANTS ME PANTS ...

Chels: very good *gives Hiei a Scooby snack*

Hiei: I AM NOT UR FUCKING DOG U STUPID LITTLE BITCH ...*BEEP BEEP BEEP* ..

Chels: heh ...*eats Scooby snack*

Hiei: What the hell did you think I meant?

Dev: Um...erm...*grin-sweatdrop*

Hiei: ¬¬;;

Chels: *beens Hiei in the head with a Scooby Snack*

Hiei: >_<x *turns green and sprouts hundreds of eyes*

Kurama: Now would be the time for you two to run...

Dev & Chels: *run away*

Shadow: So …Kaiba, do you play golf?

Kaiba: I used to, no more since the squirrel attack.

Dev: *is back now* The what?

Kaiba: Squirrel attack, while I was golfing the damn thing ran out and started chewing on my bag and my balls fell out.

Dev, Chels, & Shadow: *on the floor laughing hysterically*

Kaiba: What? *realizes what he said* He chewed on the GOLF bag and the GOLF balls fell out you perverts!!

Jou: *sighs in relief* DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

Chels: Yaoi *starts muttering incoherently while curling up into a fetal position*

Shadow: You can't tell me you never noticed if his ba- *cracked in the head by a duel disc* X_x

Kurama: (drunk) *walks …er …stumbles out hiccupping, followed by Hiei who seems to be asking him something*

Kurama: *hic* I amm NOT gay! *slurs*

Hiei: I asked you if you were DRUNK, not Gay!

Kurama: *thinks* Oh...buuuut I'm not gay... Ok?

Hiei: *sweatdrop*

Kurama: *slurring* Rose …Whiii-iip …Thorn ….uh …Thorn Roundie!!

*cricket, cricket*

Kurama: Uh …Thorn …circly-thingie

*CRICKET, CRICKET*

Kurama: OOOOOOH! I KNOW! I KNOW! VINE WHI - *gets bonked in the head with Hiei's sword*

Hiei: Hn >_<

Dev: Right. No evil Pokemon flashbacks …*twitch twitch* …

Shadow: HaHa …well it seems Dev is on the verge of a breakdown so that's all for now! Come back next time for -

Chels: Omnikin, Kura & Malik, Fanta, and …uh …THONGS?!?

Hiei, Kaiba, and Kurama: *tremble in fear*

~Please R & R Thanks to those who already have! I feel so loved! …Ok no more being like Te`a … heh heh …