Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ ME PANTS! ME PANTS! ❯ The Exorcist ... ME PANTS Style ( Chapter 5 )

Hello thanks to all reviewers especially since I haven't written in a week …well two weeks technically lol. Anyway onto chapter 5!

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Chapter 5: The Exorcist …ME PANTS Style!

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Dev: Hello and welcome to -

Jin: ME PANTS ME PANTS!!

Dev: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *squeals* JIN! *glomps Jin* (He's so cute when he wiggles his ears)

Chels: And now we are going to tell a very funny story based on a really hott fan art of *coughcoughthedevilcoughcough* *sweatdrop* … that Shadow sent us.

Dev: Ok first off if you haven't seen the Exorcist the girl gets possessed by the devil and she keeps telling people to fuck her. Shadow sent a really hott picture of the devil (Lucifer) to us and we love it. You should get it from there.

***WARNING***

Ok this chapter might be considered kind of …ah …rated R or NC17 …not sure and it wouldn't matter anyway since FF.net won't let you put up R rated things anyway but you're warned. ^_^

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Dev: Shadow, my computer is making weird noises …I think it's possessed …

Lucifer: *pops out of Dev's computer*

Dev, Chels, & Shadow: *DROOL*

Lucifer: FUCK ME!

Dev, Chels, and Shadow: OK!! *run towards Lucifer*

Dev: Wait I want to go first!

Shadow & Chels: NO ME!! ME!!

*Chels & Shadow start trying to tackle each other, While Chels & Shadow are fighting Dev sneaks over towards Lucifer, Chels sees Dev sneaking off and tackles her, Shadow tries to sneak over while Dev & Chels are fighting but they see her and tackle her. This goes on until - *

*ANNOUNCER VOICE* We now interrupt your regular programming to bring you these commercials:

~*~ commercial numero uno ~*~

Seto: Win a special prize! All you have to do is name the seven dwarves.

*phone rings*

Joey: Oh that's easy... Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful and... Pot head.

Seto: What the fuck … ?

Joey: Well... they all seem to be named after drugs... and I couldn't remember the last one so I had to guess.

Seto: *major sweatdrop*

~*~ commercial numero dos ~*~

Kurama: *still drunk from before* And noooooooow we have a …me …mess …oh message! …from uh …PEOPLE!! …

Bakura: 5/4 of people don't know their fractions! …There I said it. Happy?

Kurama: …I dun get it …

Bakura: *sweatdrop*

~*~ commercial numero tres ~*~

[This is like those things they do about the show right before and after the commercial breaks on Adult Swim]

[White words on Black screen {like on Adult Swim}]

Saying that Nef loves Hiei is an understatement …

…Saying that Nef worships the ground Hiei walks on is also an understatement …

…But saying that Nef worships the toilet paper Hiei wipes his ass with …

…Well, that's about right

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Dev: Oh I know!! He's the devil so he can sprout two extra dicks!! [I know he could also make two more of himself but I didn't think of that at the time]

Lucifer: *grows two extra dicks*

Shadow: I get the middle one!!

Dev: Why?

Shadow: Because its bigger!!

Chels: No its not!! They're all the same size …

Shadow: Nu - Uh!!

Dev: Well then *I* want the middle one!!

*Shadow and Chels tackle Dev and …now we're right back where we started …

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Shadow: That was interesting …

Chels: Too bad no one actually got to fuck him …

Nef: GUYS STOP BEING PERVERTED!! *huddles in the corner in the fetal [or as she calls it, feedle] position*

Dev: Ok now for our word(s) of the day!! These are words that sounds kind of like Karasu. Like in the pledge to the Christian flag when we say cross of …we start laughing

Chels: The words are cross of, crossover, and caress. … *wicked grin* As in Karasu caressing Kurama. ^_^

Dev: Anyway thanks for being so patient for me to get this out! Love you all! ^_^