Saber Marionette Fan Fiction ❯ Terra II's Weakest Link ❯ Will be named soon ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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A/N:
Okie, there's a review that I couldn't understand. The one about Lime's face on a flag. Was that a vote against her or for her? Either way, I didn't count it to make it fair and got another vote from a friend. ^.^

Despite that fact, we're in for another round!!! More Hana for all you Hana fans. ^.~ Ja matta!

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*lights, music™*

Hanagata: *smiling menacingly* Welcome back to Terra II's Weakest Link! No-

**music™ interrupts him**

Hanagata: SOEMON, STOP THAT NOW!!!

Soemon: *in the audience; looking.. his normal self* What.

Hanagata: *-.-;* As I was saying: Now, let's begin the next round! *waits for music™*

**...**

Hanagata: *taps fingers on podium-thingee while waiting*

**...**

Hanagata: Fine, then! Clo-

**music™**

Hanagata: *fuming; chants* Deep, calming, breaths. Deep, calming breaths. *relaxed.. for Hana, anyway* Start the clock.

*it starts**

Hanagata: Tiger, what is the name for "Season 3" of Digimon?

Tiger: Dejimon Teimazu
{Subs: Digimon Tamers}

Hanagata: Correct, and SPEAK ENGLISH!

Tiger: *ignores him*

Hanagata: Luchs, where does the song Until Strawberry Sherbet come from?

Luchs: Bakuretsu Hunters.
{Subs: Exploding Hunters (According to an online dictionary)}

Hanagata: Correct. Lime-

Lime: Bank!! ^_^
[Money/points earned: $2,500]

Hanagata: Ahh, so you've discovered the bank, Lime?

Lime: Just ask the question!

Hanagata: *smirk* What is the decimal value for 1/5?

Lime: .2!

Hanagata: Wro-WHAT?! How.. How did you... know?!

Lime: *^.^;;* The calculator was on the table!! I couldn't help playing with it!!

All: *sweatdrop*

Hanagata: Anyway.. Cherry! Who sings the theme songs to Saber Marionette J?

Cherry: Why, of course, the highly talented Hayashibara Megumi-san!
(A/N: Well.. She is talented!)

Hanagata: Yes. Bloodberry-

Bloodberry: BANK!
[Money/points earned: $5,000]

Hanagata: What's my little brother's name?

Bloodberry: Hanagata Yumeji.

Hanagata: Right. Otaru-kun, what English dub theme song is Gata currently enfatuated with? *receives a sudden bonk on the head from an invisible person* Itai! *rubs head*

Gata's voice: 'Tis I, Hanagata! Mwahaha!!!

Hanagata: *glare* I'll re-phrase it: What English dub theme song does Gata consider enchanting and hauntingly beautiful?

Otaru: Uhm... *listens for it* Eternity!

Hanagata: Correct! And a beautiful song it is, ne, Ottaru-kun?? *looks dazed*

Otaru: O.O N-nani?!

Bloodberry: GET MOVING! We are on a CLOCK here!

Hanagata: *glares at Bloodberry* But you're not the host! NYA! *sticks out tongue at her*

Tiger: *cracks her whip loudly*

Hanagata: *jumps in fright*

Tiger: HURRY UP!

Hanagata: *g l a r e* Fine! What anime is Eternity from?!

Tiger: Record of Lodoss War.

Hanagata: Right! *angered-ishly turns to Luchs* Luchs wh-

Luchs: Bank.
[Money/points earned: $7,500]

Hanagata: What is the dub name for Ten'ou Haruka?

Luchs: Amara.

Hanagata: That's right, but we're out of time. *reads the screen thing* Who is a horrendous product of antique scientific methods of marionette creation? Vote off the weakest link!

**all vote**

Hanagata: Voting time is up!

**music™ and lights**

Hanagata: Results! Now!

Lime: Cherry.

Cherry: Lime.

Bloodberry: Cherry.

Otaru: Luchs.

Tiger: Lime.

Luchs: Cherry.

Hanagata: *looks at Cherry*

Cherry: *fuming* Buraddoberii..

Bloodberry: What're you mad at me for?! Lime and Tiger voted for you, too!

Cherry: I hold you responsible!!

Hanagata: HEY! Catfights are OFFSTAGE ONLY! Got it?! Now, you're the weakest link! SO LEAVE!

Cherry: *to Hanagata* And I hold YOU responsible as well! *marches offstage*

Hanagata: *acting like he's drool-worthy* Who will remain to claim the small lump of cash and the prize they so want? Find out when you vote and Gata writes for Terra II's Weakest Link!

Once again, voting is open. Five votes needed. ^.~